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I hereby ban myself from instant messaging
2005-11-11, 9:21 PM #1
Well not really, but post your worst "Wrong window" scenarios. We've all had it happen.

Friend I'm visiting: So want to see a movie with john and I next week?"
me: You know I'm coming in two weeks, right? for thanksgiving

"No.. oh yea I'm so dumb"

(Not me not willing a girl to call herself stupid, even though what I'm about to say is not the case. She WAS being stupid, and I was VERY clear, but that's not the point) "Oh no, that's OK, I might not have been clear enough"

SHE AGREES, she says that was exactly the case. BS
I let it go. Change windows.

'OMFGHFASFHGA she's so stupid... " etc etc.


I quickly realize I did NOT switch windows.


:(
I apologized and made up a BS excuse, she said it was OK.
2005-11-11, 9:24 PM #2
Which, of course, means it's not.
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2005-11-11, 9:32 PM #3
My cousin came online this one time....

Him: hey sexy
Him: ****
Him: F&^%
Me: errr...
Him: wrong convo :$
Me: well, that's a relief
Me: i was kind of worried
Stuff
2005-11-11, 9:32 PM #4
Yea, which is why it remains as the "worst case" :)
2005-11-11, 9:50 PM #5
Not really WRONG but just funny

(In relation to Facebook, talking to my closest female friend evar)

Her: You have Random Play and Whatever I Can Get checked?
Me: lol yeah
Her: You should uncheck them
Me: lol
Her: I'm serious that's gross
Me: ?
Her: Then girls will think that all you want is one night stands and easy sex.
Me: No ****
Her: O.O

(Apparently Facebook is a serious website, so I took them off. My potrait is still a picture of Buddy Jesus though ;) )


EDIT - Oh I just remembered, I had this conversation a LONG time ago (names changed to protect identities). This is the entire conversation, she started the talking.

Someone69: So are you still going out with John?
Me: No, we broke up.
Someone69: OMFG Why?
Me: I'm really a lesbian. I've hid it inside for so long but now I have to tell the world.
Someone69: OMG
Me: But John told me he really likes you.
Someone69: really? ^^
Me: Yeah, hey listen can we talk tomorrow in person? I think it would be easier that way.
Someone69: k bye
Me: bye

To this day I have no idea who Someone69 or John are, but I hope they lived happily ever after :em321:
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2005-11-11, 10:01 PM #6
<ohm> damn
<ohm> F@$%
<ohm> DAMN
<ohm> i was just in an AIM convo with a chick, and my grandmother's window pops up
<ohm> F^@*
<ohm> i go like this to her
<ohm> "i want to suck on your c$!%"
<ohm> F@$%


A lot of the comedy is gone because of the necessary censoring, but search bash for some of the keywords (grandmother's) and you'll find it in it's full glory.
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2005-11-11, 10:09 PM #7
I suck at ruining people's lives via IM :(

Quote:
Anonymous: Sup?
Anonymous: Sup?
S i t h 8 0 0: Not much.
S i t h 8 0 0: Not much.
Anonymous: ?
Anonymous: wtf?
Anonymous: I'm not doing so good either
Anonymous: ...
Anonymous: [deleted]...
Anonymous: Shes gonna get laid by a 35 year old
Anonymous: *shivers*
Anonymous: You hearing this?
S i t h 8 0 0: Who?
S i t h 8 0 0: Sorry, I'm not part of the [forum] Jet Set. :\
Anonymous: oh ****!!!!!
Anonymous: ****!!!!
Anonymous: You did not hear that
Anonymous: wrong IM!
S i t h 8 0 0: Okay, if you say so
Anonymous: *********!
Anonymous: **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** ****!!!!!!11
S i t h 8 0 0: Don't sweat it dude, I don't know what you're talking about and don't intend to tell anyone who would
Anonymous: good,
Anonymous: [deleted] would kick my ***, if it got out


Oh, and then there's my whole convo with Monoxide, but I'm not going to post that here. :p
2005-11-11, 10:27 PM #8
There was this thing on IGN's Vestibule's where people would create a 'mistake' like that with people.

Would go on AIM, be talkng with someone/or start with someone and say "but he had a cute penis" or something to that effect. Then play it off and see how they responded

Was so funny reading everyone's responses
2005-11-11, 10:44 PM #9
me: hey there sexy
xxx: ...
me: you know, your *** is going to be really sore when you wake up?
xxx: what the hell are you talking about?
me: come one, you know... ;)
xxx: oh, alright, that's it...
(then i look at the name)
me: OMFG LIEK GRANMA WTF EW DISGUSTING!!!

(only in finnish)
Last edited by mb; today at 10:55 AM.
2005-11-11, 11:24 PM #10
I added a girl I met at a party to my intstant messaging list.

I started talking to her and I don't tell her who I am, but I start dropping hints. Eventually I type "I look good in a speedo" because we had been playing some dumb card game where you ask the deck a question and then see if it's true or not.

Turns out I was talking to someone stranger that had almost the exact same screen name. That was awkward.
2005-11-12, 9:55 AM #11
Originally posted by 'Thrawn[numbarz:
']I suck at ruining people's lives via IM :(



Oh, and then there's my whole convo with Monoxide, but I'm not going to post that here. :p



I've had several...odd convo's with Monoxide.

That is all.


>.>
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2005-11-12, 10:36 AM #12
My IM conversations are always awkward... much like most of my real life conversations.
"Those ****ing amateurs... You left your dog, you idiots!"
2005-11-12, 10:58 AM #13
Originally posted by Zloc_Vergo:
I've had several...odd convo's with Monoxide.

That is all.


>.>


hott
2005-11-12, 1:21 PM #14
But it wasn't cybering. We just end up on some odd topics sometimes..not really typing in the wrong window or something, but when we first met we had some FREAKY convo's
I had a blog. It sucked.
2005-11-12, 1:21 PM #15
Quote:
[12:17:54] <Ish`EE> My grandfather was healthy before he died, it was sudden and no one expected it
[12:17:54] <Skimpy> *shudder* bad stuff
[12:18:41] <Kroko> That's awful, Ishi.
[12:19:01] <Kroko> Well, not awful considering he didn't have to suffer, but awful because it was so unexpected.
[12:19:11] <Ish`EE> My father doesnt eat pizza because that was the last thing my grandfather ate before he had a heart attack
[12:19:22] <Kroko> oi
[12:19:36] <Ish`EE> The worst part is the ambulance accidently went past their house, and came back 10 minutes later
[12:19:45] <Ish`EE> In that 10 minutes it became too late to help him
[12:19:52] <Nikumubeki> O_o
[12:19:56] <Kroko> whoa
[12:19:59] <Nikumubeki> Now I want some pizza.
[12:20:05] <Skimpy> ...
[12:20:06] <Kroko> ...
[12:20:09] <Ish`EE> ...
[12:20:50] <Kroko> FG, seriously, that's a pretty ****** up remark at this point.


I ate pizza today.
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2005-11-12, 2:11 PM #16
Originally posted by FastGamerr:
I ate pizza today.


:rofl:

I am a bad person.

But a hungry person, time for DiGiorno.
2005-11-13, 6:49 AM #17
When people I don't know IM me I askt hem their name, and if they don't respond immediately they get blocked. I'm surprised this isn't standard practice.
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2005-11-13, 6:53 AM #18
You have an iron social fist.
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