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Agonybooth.com
2005-11-12, 10:52 PM #1
Was just linked this by my brother. It features movie reviews of terrible terrible movies. And I must stay, they are the funniest pieces of writing I've read in a LONG TIME.

[url]www.agonybooth.com[/url]

So far, Batman and Robin is my favorite
"His Will Was Set, And Only Death Would Break It"

"None knows what the new day shall bring him"
2005-11-12, 11:48 PM #2
I've been reading one of the worst STar Trek DS9 episodes in history... this is funny stuff.

He makes fun of a wall that's recycled in lots of star trek episodes and has picutres as proof.
http://www.agonybooth.com/extras/trek/without_sin/default.asp?Page=5
*scroll down*

[edit] Just finished Die another day... now I'm on to Batman and Robin [/edit]

Quote:
Amazingly, however, the race seems to mostly comply with the laws of physics, and all the jumps appear to be real stunts performed without the benefit of wires. So, while this sequence might be utterly pointless, it's not actively pissing me off, which just might make it one of the best scenes in the movie.


Quote:
Meanwhile, Freeze somehow appears in the main room of his hideout and sees police swarming the place. The very, very astute cops, however, don't spot him. Freeze goes to a lever marked "Freeze" on one side, and "Heat" on the other, and pulls it to "Freeze". This causes white gas to steam out of every open vent, and we know this is Something Bad because we hear cops yell, "My lungs! My lungs are freezing!" Yes, that's right: Cops are yelling that their lungs are freezing. The feasibility of this will be left as an exercise to the reader. They all start falling to the ground as Freeze loads rocks of crack cocaine, I mean diamonds into his suit and gets high, or in his words, "Chilled to perfection!"


LOL, this guy's a great reviewer. Except he takes 13 pages to write a review.
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2005-11-13, 8:56 AM #3
Those aren't reviews, they're minute-by-minute sarcastic recaps of the movie... I got about 5 pages through the "Armageddon" one and they hadn't even lifted off yet. I'll admit it was funny, but by that time I was too tired to care.
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2005-11-13, 9:03 AM #4
Exactly. The reviews are so long that I might as well just watch the movie, as the only "funny" they use is the ironic humor the movie has in the first place.
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2005-11-13, 3:09 PM #5
Looks like they really like their Star Trek...

This is good though. I like it. They're a wee bit long, but very funny.
Very funny Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
2005-11-13, 3:11 PM #6
MST3K >>>> This
2005-11-13, 8:34 PM #7
http://www.badmovies.org
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2005-11-13, 8:35 PM #8
Was Die Another Day really that bad? I don't remember much from that film.
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2005-11-13, 8:36 PM #9
Mr T show!
2005-11-13, 8:46 PM #10
I used to read these reviews. It's been a long time since I was there though.
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2005-11-13, 8:56 PM #11
They knocked Moonraker... MOONRAKER, I mean COME ONE, it has a guy with ****in metal teeth!
2005-11-13, 9:01 PM #12
Don't get your shorts in a bunch shorty.
2005-11-13, 9:03 PM #13
Oh, they'll be bunched up as much as they want to be.
2005-11-13, 9:04 PM #14
I'll admit, the captions for the pictures are pretty funny:

[http://www.agonybooth.com/armageddon/red_phone.jpg]
"I know what to do! I'll call Batman!"
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