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2005-11-14, 9:31 PM #1
http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/entnews/wwn/20031127/106994520005.html

[insert boob comment here]
omnia mea mecum porto
2005-11-14, 9:33 PM #2
Error 404: These boobs were not found.
Stuff
2005-11-14, 9:35 PM #3
Quote:
Originally from Jeff in Coupling:
I need breasts with brains. I don’t mean individual brains, obviously... I mean, not a brain each. You know, I like intelligent women, but you’ve got to draw the line somewhere... I think breast brains would be over-egging the woman pudding.


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"Flowers and a landscape were the only attractions here. And so, as there was no good reason for coming, nobody came."
2005-11-14, 9:35 PM #4
Error 36d: Breasts were too large for Yahoo's server
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2005-11-14, 9:41 PM #5
That's a hell of alot of assumptions to make from only 1200 women. I wouldn't say women with big boobs are dumber, but that's hardly basis to claim they're smarter.
2005-11-14, 9:45 PM #6
Psst: it's weekly world news
Warhead[97]
2005-11-14, 9:49 PM #7
Originally posted by BobTheMasher:
Psst: it's weekly world news


Ha. I love WWN.
"Those ****ing amateurs... You left your dog, you idiots!"
2005-11-14, 9:55 PM #8
Yeah um, this clearly doesnt come close to even sounding scientific.
New! Fun removed by Vinny :[
2005-11-14, 9:56 PM #9
Am I the only one for whom the link doesn't work?
Stuff
2005-11-14, 9:57 PM #10
Nope.
Pissed Off?
2005-11-14, 9:58 PM #11
Originally posted by Avenger:
Nope.


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2005-11-14, 10:02 PM #12
Originally posted by Avenger:
Nope.


+1
2005-11-14, 10:05 PM #13
Photoshop cannot complete the requested action; not enough breast.
2005-11-14, 10:10 PM #14
Pft, first you guys act like WWN isn't reputable, next you'll act like Provda is worthless too... [/sarcasm]
omnia mea mecum porto
2005-11-14, 10:16 PM #15
Originally posted by Roach:
Pft, first you guys act like WWN isn't reputable, next you'll act like Provda is worthless too... [/sarcasm]


I don't think the tag was necessary man, if people can't figure it out on their own they don't deserve to.
2005-11-14, 10:17 PM #16
Ah, good old WWN. I saw Yahoo and figured "Reuters"!
2005-11-14, 10:17 PM #17
Originally posted by 'Thrawn[numbarz:
']I don't think the tag was necessary man, if people can't figure it out on their own they don't deserve to.

I was considering not putting the tag, but then I realized that some of you have actually used Provda in arguments here, and I was hoping that'd be a wake up call.
omnia mea mecum porto
2005-11-14, 10:17 PM #18
Your mom has boobs.
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2005-11-15, 3:50 AM #19
ummmm....BOOBIES!!! *runs*
Yeah, you stay here and take life seriously. I'll go and have some fun.
2005-11-15, 4:50 AM #20
A man walks into a bar of a hotel and orders a drink. He accidently bumps his elbow into a woman's boob right next to him. He turns to her and says, "If your heart is as soft as boob, can you find it in heart to forgive me?" and she replies with "If your dick is as hard as your elbow, I'll be in room 23."
The cake is a lie... THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!
2005-11-15, 10:41 AM #21
Originally posted by SavageX378:
A man walks into a bar of a hotel and orders a drink. He accidently bumps his elbow into a woman's boob right next to him. He turns to her and says, "If your heart is as soft as boob, can you find it in heart to forgive me?" and she replies with "If your dick is as hard as your elbow, I'll be in room 23."


OMG <3
2005-11-15, 11:28 AM #22
Quote:
"Although I hate to admit it, we found that women with big busts average 10 IQ points higher than less well-endowed women," reveals lead researcher Dr. Yvonne Rossdale, herself a meager 32A.

Why should we trust a stupid doctor? :p
2005-11-15, 1:41 PM #23
Originally posted by SavageX378:
A man walks into a bar of a hotel and orders a drink. He accidently bumps his elbow into a woman's boob right next to him. He turns to her and says, "If your heart is as soft as boob, can you find it in heart to forgive me?" and she replies with "If your dick is as hard as your elbow, I'll be in room 23."



Oh yeah!![/Quagmire]
Pissed Off?
2005-11-15, 1:57 PM #24
Gigadee gigadee goo!
-Hell Raiser
2005-11-15, 3:27 PM #25
my gf has large boobs and is a natural blonde, and she's a bit stupid sometimes, as in behavior, not academically.
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2005-11-15, 4:18 PM #26
Roses are awful,
Violets are the pits.
Lift up your shirt,
AND SHOW ME YOUR T***
2005-11-15, 7:29 PM #27
Only a not so smart person would have an idea to correlate boob size to being smart.

And she she also has small ****. What good is she?
2005-11-15, 7:47 PM #28
I'm still waiting for a similar study to show that Ron Jeremy is smarter than 99% of the male population.
omnia mea mecum porto

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