Okay I couldn't find lyrics anywhere so here they are:
*BEEP*
Hello, you've reached Arnold's Pizza Shop, (Laughing guy in the background)
I'm not here now, and I'll KILL you pepperoni!
If you want to reach me, if you want a pizza I don't care cause I'm not here! Can't you realize that, idiot! But, if you need a pizza sometime during the next few days, I can have it delivered to you, or maybe I will STAPLE it to you. (Guy keeps laughing)
I don't care what you want on it, every pizza comes with pepperoni, and with 9 millimeter bullets on it. If you don't like it, I don't care, cause you'll recive one anyhow! The only difference is, maybe the 9 millimeter bullets will be in a gun, or maybe they'll be on a pizza!
If you don't f- around, I'll give you a good pizza, if you DO f- around, I take a pepperoni, and punch it through your head! (Guy laughs uncontrollably)
So, if you want mushroom, shut up!
If you want broccili, what the h- is broccili anyway? Shut up with the broccili!
If you want something crazy like a pineapple I'll KILL YOU!
If you like pepperoni and bullets, you've come to the right place.
If not, you're an idiot and you deserve to die!
So, leave your name, number, cearial number, how cool you are, whether you're acceptable to any diseases, and if you are, I'll come over, maybe I'll give you a pizza, maybe I'll break off your arm!
(Guy has one last laugh)
*BEEP*
:p