Indeed. I have a banana everyday!

Here's a snippet of my hate list:

Pop music
Goths or anything that is stereotyped as gothic
Anime and those who live for it
Death metal music (pretty much anything like Slipknot)
Sexual humor
The prequels (except for RotS)
LEC (since JO/JA)
Egotists
Dirtballs, rednecks, racists . . .
Democrats who keep complaining about pulling out of Iraq. STFU
CS:S Servers that don't play anything but dust2, aztec, and office (I <3 Havana)
SNL after 1995
James Bond movies after 1995
Consoles (the game systems)
Threads created by Ghost54321

That's all for now.

Buahahahahahhahhahaha. You have no idea how long I've been waiting for you to say something like that.

Did anyone mention ebaumsworld yet?

That dried gunk that builds up on my mouse buttons because my sister over-uses her hand lotion and it gets on the mouse and dries.

Being skinny.

Irish folk music.

Having to squeeze the last bit of toothpaste or shampoo out of the bottle.

When someone takes a shower and doesn't wipe up the excess water on the
bathroom floor.

People who write random notes on school desks.

Proud black girls.

Teachers that can't control their temper.

The phrase, "I know, huh."

Dead spiders/moths/ants on the wall or ceiling.

Dust.

People who always have to have everything sparkling clean....(a.k.a. meth-addicts.)

Dog hairs on the couch.

Getting up early to make sure I don't miss the bus for school.

Preps/cheerleaders.

Sci-fi/fantasy geeks who can't talk about anything else but Halo 2 or their fav MMORPG.

People who ALWAYS have to fit in and can't just be themselves.

Those puny little polk audio speakers that come default with many HP systems.

Keyboards with loads of unneccessary shortcut keys.

Kodak Easyshare cameras.

This annoying guy at school named "Nassrulah." I swear I could rip his ****ing mustache off..

24 year old guys who have never had a girlfriend, let alone a JOB, still live with their parents and expect to be able to do so until they get their GED when they feel like it.

Big dogs who whap you in the nuts with their tails.

THINGS I DO LIKE:

That one commercial with the cavemen in the restaraunt and the guy who made the joke about them, and the one caveman makes that "not amused" face. Funny as ****.

Hellequin, you should've just uploaded the whole encyclopedia into your thread!

The Emo/Punk/Hardcore 'Scenes' that we all just 'don't understand'.

People who think they are great at things they suck at.

People who make specific efforts to put other people down.

People who say 'just kidding' after EVERYTHING they say.

Ignorance.

Ham.

Julia Roberts.

Liv Tyler.

People who make music videos using clips from Anime.

People who think they are unique, heart broken, twisted, and not understood artists that write crappy and cliche poetry and act depressed for attention.

It's been growing for a while. I'm still a firm Catholic/Christian and will advocate for some morals but nothing approaching fundie level.

why dont you try making a list of things that make you happy?

Maddox likes ebaumsworld.

i about pissed myself when i read your list, ]-[. there's a lot of truth behind the humor.

YES.

It wasn't meant to be humorous (well, in a way it was), but everything on the list is something I actually hate (well, hate is strong word, but they all definately annoy me and I wish thy would end).

All of the items on the list are things that I truly, honestly, greatly dislike. Nothing is on there merely to be funny.

What do you have against the raiders?

SLipknot's sucky nu-metal, nowhere near death metal. Death metal has this thing for a bit more harmony.

Slpiknot is what happens when cavemen get ahold of musical instruments.

i hate:

The Killers

Scene kids
Scene kids
Scene kids
Girl Pants on guys
Scene kids that pick fights
Scene kids that try to unleash their emotional fury on me.
People who punch me at concerts

I suppose my hated for the Raiders themselves is irrational.

I hate the majority of Raidernation people, though because they're jackasses. Anyone who lives in So Cal can tell you stories about those Raidernation assclowns. This hatred of Raider fans has a root in the Oakland Raiders. No Raiders, no fans, no problem. I hate both the symptom and the cause.

What the pickle on a stick is a "Scene Kid??"

The mighty brigades of self-proclaimed emo/goth/metal/punk kids are probably the best example.

Who else would proclaim them, if they don't do it themselves?

Not that I would disagree. It was just a philosophical question.

I remember when the Raiders went to the Super Bowl.

If they lost Raidernation was going to riot, if they won Raidernation was going to riot.

They rioted.

-Greenday

-Anybody who listens to Green Day and thinks that they are the coolest thing since sliced bread. AKA half my school. I believe them limeys call them "Chavs"

Yeah, I must agree.

More for the list:

People who whine a lot
People who think the world revolves around them
Valve for not making the HL2 Collector's Edition a part of silver/gold packages (although I love Valve for HL2 and CS:S)

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People who make music videos using clips from Anime.

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You will go to hell for this.

Seriously, it's hard work, you know? And it's insanely fun.

Anime is garbage. Complete rubbish. I hate it.

You burn in hell.

- people who keep their MSN Messenger status as "Away", 24/7.

I hate most of it. But there are gems out there that I love.

JDKNITE188, Mo--

Wait, this is a bad idea. >.>

wrong

I like everything on your list.

-People who diss things they don't and don't want to understand.

I also dislike hypocrites (such as Tenshu). Namely, people who pretend know what I may or may not know or understand.

You have to see the irony in Tenshu's statement...

Urban legend says that if you say my name 3 times in a very short quote, a gnome will grant you three wishes...

It's just that... nobody in 2600 years of western philosophy has been conclusively able to dismiss moral relativism as 'BS'. You can subscribe to it, or you can't, but I have my doubts that a star wars internet dude has an argument that sufficiently labels it 'BS', no offense, changing the face of thought itself, and silencing the debate that is being held in every university around the globe.

I appreciate moral relativism, at least parts, because it's hard to deny the fact that morals, like every other human characteristic, are obviously a product of so many things, a thesis I spammed around these boards a lot recently.

I'm a moral cognitivist, if something like that exists, and believe in social contract. I believe morals vary in ranges of preferability, which is determined by justification, thought and study. A "wrong" set of morals would be morals that aren't justified, or that applied while other morals have been justified better. Anyone that labels anything 'right', 'wrong', 'good', 'evil' outside of those parameters has something to sell. Be aware of them - we call them 'moral absolutists'.

People who are called John in the US, would probably have been called Juan if they lived in the Spanish speaking world. Maybe Jan, or Johannes, or João.. Same with morals.

That's why I appreciate moral relativism - real world observation. Something which you, hypocritically (there's that word again), accuse Freelancer of of not having done.

Plus, noone I ever saw on here understood it. ('you're a moral relativist - you can do whatever the hell you want!')

Please prove me wrong, preferably in a new thread.

But back to you calling me a hypocrite: you are a son of a silly person!

If moral relativism is true, (which it fairly obviously is, go look at the definition), then what he said isn't hypocritical, because since it's true and you call it BS, you are wrong, meaning he does in fact know that you don't understand it.