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Batman, Superman, or Spider-Man?
2005-11-18, 12:37 PM #1
I pick Spider-Man. After seeing all the movies, video games, and comics, from all the 3 superheroes Spider-Man wins. He's got heart and that's what counts.
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2005-11-18, 12:37 PM #2
Where's the poll?

Batman.
2005-11-18, 12:40 PM #3
Originally posted by tofu:
Where's the poll?

Batman.


Right there.
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2005-11-18, 12:44 PM #4
They all suck.
2005-11-18, 12:46 PM #5
Batman.
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2005-11-18, 12:46 PM #6
Batman because he has the best movie (Batman Begins) of those characters.
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2005-11-18, 12:47 PM #7
Spider-Man games are way more entertaining. Get to do more. The Superman games have always sucked ***. Batman as well.

But Batman has some cooler villians and storylines.
I can't think of anything to put here right now.
2005-11-18, 12:47 PM #8
Batman all the way.

But what is the question, exactly? Is it who we like the best? Is it who would win in a fight? Is it who eats the most donuts?

Because, you see, I like Batman the best, I think Superman would win in a fight, and I think Spiderman eats the most donuts. :o
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2005-11-18, 12:53 PM #9
No way, we all know Bruce Wayne eats more donuts.
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2005-11-18, 12:57 PM #10
Batman wins for style and coolness, but Superman can MELT THINGS WITH HIS EYES. HIS EYES.
2005-11-18, 1:15 PM #11
batman because he's a regular guy with no powers. In the first few comics he stopped bad guys with a BIG FREAKING GUN. that's my kind of hero.
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2005-11-18, 1:30 PM #12
Awwww, don't make me choose between Batman and Spiderman (Superman sux)!

OK, Batman wins, because he hasn't got any super powers but is your average every day millionair.
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2005-11-18, 1:32 PM #13
In the first comic he knocks some guy into a giant chemical container (like in the first Batman movie) and says "A fitting end for his kind."

In another issue he BROKE A MAN'S NECK by swinging through the air and landing on it.

How cool is that?

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Nothing gives you an edge in a fist fight like swinging a severed head around.

I'd be afraid to fight him...
I can't think of anything to put here right now.
2005-11-18, 1:34 PM #14
Those comics where superman is hired to kill an old retired batman are awesome. That and when joker kills Robin and now retired Bruce Wayne finds the Joker and blows his head off with a shotgun. First villain he kills.
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2005-11-18, 1:47 PM #15
Originally posted by Jepman:
Those comics where superman is hired to kill an old retired batman are awesome. That and when joker kills Robin and now retired Bruce Wayne finds the Joker and blows his head off with a shotgun. First villain he kills.


When was that? I know in Batman: Dark Knight Returns, the Joker breaks his own neck to frame Batman for murder, and in an 80s Batman mini-series, Robin gets killed by the Joker. Back in the 50s and 60s though there were hundreds of comics that were like "What if Batman kills Superman" and vice versa, then the next issue would contradict the previous.
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2005-11-18, 1:51 PM #16
Batman has the coolest suit.

So there.
2005-11-18, 2:02 PM #17
batman because he does it all without any super powers.
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2005-11-18, 2:05 PM #18
BATMAN FOREVER!!!!!!!! was a terrible film. However, it's still Batman.
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2005-11-18, 2:10 PM #19
I like Batman because he is normal.

I like Spiderman because he is a nerd.

I like Superman because...

I don't really like superman. Smallville is kind of cool, but otherwise.

Spiderman and Batman are tied to me.

But Batman wins for mystic discovery and using Keysi FM in the movie.
2005-11-18, 2:19 PM #20
Spider-man Wins.

1. Batmans suit is ugly.
2. Spidies suit kicks ***
3. He can spin webs.
4. He can fling off buldings with them.
5. He can climb walls!
6. Imagine him in saskatchewan! :D
7. Superman sux so bad, his outfit is horrible.

I like batman for the batmobile though :D
2005-11-18, 2:32 PM #21
The Batman Universe has reality. The other 2 are cool, but can tend to get so surreal that the idea of character growth and people we can identify with dies with that 'super'-ness.

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2005-11-18, 3:14 PM #22
Spiderman.

Spiderman does what Batman wish he could do. (And accomplishes some of it with tools). But it all comes naturally to Spidey. Plus he's got a hot girlfriend.

Spidey-Sense - uh oh craps about to hit the fan. Spider dodges the falling piano.
Uh oh, Batman just died because he didn't notice it. He goes home to a model.
Spider-Stength - Um he's stronger. No question. More stuff he can do Batman can't.
Spider-Agility - Same.
Wallclimbing - He doesn't need no stinking grappling hook. He's got webs and climbing ability.
Did I mention he's going out with a hot women?

Depending on which plot you follow, alot about spidey could change making him uber cooler.

And superman sucks so he's not even in this arguement. It's between the bat and spider.
2005-11-18, 3:21 PM #23
Batman just has the skills. He doesn't need super powers to defeat the bad guys. He just uses his awesome vehicles and gadgets to kick butt with style.
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2005-11-18, 3:25 PM #24
Superman can never get laid. When he tries, he blows his date up.
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2005-11-18, 7:08 PM #25
Originally posted by FastGamerr:
Batman because he has the best movie (Batman Begins) of those characters.


That and he is a normal guy that can take on crime.

Edit: Didn't know Quoted for truth abbrev.(***) was censored.
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2005-11-18, 7:12 PM #26
BAT MAN.

For sure.
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2005-11-18, 7:18 PM #27
Joker kills Robin in the comics by throwing or doing something with a pointed log and cuts him in half. The day i read that comic i cried.
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2005-11-18, 7:32 PM #28
Batman is lame because he's normal. He's just a guy in tights, with absolutely nothing extraordinary about him, which is why spiderman kicks his *** any day of the week, because spiderman is actually a superhero.
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2005-11-18, 7:40 PM #29
As my friend puts it: "Batman is the only one who isn't some kind of freak."
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2005-11-18, 7:41 PM #30
Originally posted by A_Big_Fat_CoW:
Batman is lame because he's normal. He's just a guy in tights, with absolutely nothing extraordinary about him, which is why spiderman kicks his *** any day of the week, because spiderman is actually a superhero.


Darn, I wanted to make that point.
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2005-11-18, 7:44 PM #31
Exactly what I was going to say.
2005-11-18, 7:59 PM #32
Originally posted by Acharjay:
As my friend puts it: "Batman is the only one who isn't some kind of freak."


Yes he is, he's emo.

People get all uptight about batman not having any superpowers because they realize that they don't either, and lose all excuse for not being as awesome. The money is not an issue, Batman would fight crime if he was a bum.
2005-11-18, 8:17 PM #33
Batman wins because he's a ninja. DUH!
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2005-11-18, 8:53 PM #34
Superman - just coz he was my favourite when i was a kid
2005-11-18, 9:30 PM #35
Originally posted by RN2804:
Yes he is, he's emo.

People get all uptight about batman not having any superpowers because they realize that they don't either, and lose all excuse for not being as awesome. The money is not an issue, Batman would fight crime if he was a bum.



No, I get all uptight because it's not even mildly interesting or creative. He's a rich guy with nifty gadgets and tights. He doesn't even try to have superpowers. Iron Man at least has his armor. Batman just has a belt with stuff in it.

I'm not saying batman sucks or anything; I do think he kicks ***. He just doesn't belong in the same category as the real superheroes.
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2005-11-18, 9:40 PM #36
Batman because he doesn't need super powers like the other two panzies to be a badass. :D
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2005-11-18, 9:41 PM #37
Batman's just a rich kid. :p
2005-11-18, 10:05 PM #38
You guys are all wrong.

Alfred > Batman & Spiderman combined.
2005-11-18, 10:10 PM #39
In the abscence of Wolverine, Batman. Because he's a scientist.
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2005-11-18, 11:03 PM #40
[QUOTE=Cool Matty]You guys are all wrong.

Alfred > Batman & Spiderman combined.[/QUOTE]

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