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Which commercial "celebirty" do you want to kill the most?
2004-05-30, 11:07 PM #1
My choice would be that Beth girl from Matrix Direct. Damn that girl is irritating! So... freaking... corny... ERRR!!!

Other canidates I would pick:

1) "Can you hear me now" guy from Verizon
2) The AOL stick figure
3) The greasy sluts - err - girls from the Fanta commericals (the original girls, not the new ones)

-- SavageX

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2004-05-30, 11:11 PM #2
Ronald McDonald. There's something about a color-coordinated clown that helps children sneak from their room late at night, magically draws a pair of golden breasts in the air with his fingers, and encourages said children to devour low-quality food that scares me.

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2004-05-30, 11:19 PM #3
Anyone asking me "Have you had an accident in the last 18 months?"

If I see one of them I'll sort them an accident out!! Grrr..

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2004-05-31, 4:57 AM #4
Yes, Ronald McDonald really is a sickening creature

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2004-05-31, 4:59 AM #5
Ronald McDonald = Lando.

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2004-05-31, 4:59 AM #6
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Roach:
Ronald McDonald. There's something about a color-coordinated clown that helps children sneak from their room late at night, magically draws a pair of golden breasts in the air with his fingers, and encourages said children to devour low-quality food that scares me.

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I do believe a Ronald McDonald actually died...or resigned. Something like that.

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2004-05-31, 5:01 AM #7
Not really a person, but I hate the ford commercials where the cars beg to be driven...I despise them.

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2004-05-31, 5:09 AM #8
Jared, from Subway
/me continues cleaning his knives
ever wonder why we haven't seen him lately?

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2004-05-31, 5:10 AM #9
That big haired lady on the Wolfman car commercials.

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2004-05-31, 5:10 AM #10
"Hi I'm Debby from Sprint!"
*bang*
*dull thudding sound*

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2004-05-31, 5:32 AM #11
Harrison Ford -- I love the guy, but he hates being in show buisness now, so Im gonna have to kill him

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2004-05-31, 5:55 AM #12
Hilton sisters. The most ugly, overrated pair of whores in Hollywood.

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2004-05-31, 6:00 AM #13
fishstickz -- I love the guy, but he hates Harrison Ford now, so Im gonna have to kill him.

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2004-05-31, 6:02 AM #14
GBK - self explanitory.

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2004-05-31, 6:04 AM #15
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Wolfy:
Hilton sisters. The most ugly, overrated pair of whores in Hollywood.

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2004-05-31, 6:19 AM #16
the smart & final kid.

He just annoys the hell out of me.



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2004-05-31, 6:21 AM #17
I hate babies in commercials. And children. And old people. And those commercials where they get "real people" to endorse a product, and they just look like a retard reading from a teleprompter.
I also hate loud commercials, commercials with songs, commercials with people screaming stuff, commercials that flash and blink a lot, and commercials that are made to look like people havn't an everyday conversation that just happens to have someone being to spout out propaganada about a product.
*family outside having lunch*
"Oh it was terrible when dad died."
"Yes, the sudden death of a family member can be very daunting, which is why I carry around this pamphlet with me everywhere I go, which explains in great detail my options of funeral plans and loans to help me through it all."
ACK. TV really sucks a lot of the time.

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2004-05-31, 6:43 AM #18
The Bob guy from the Enzyte commercials...Something about that smile just plain FREAKS ME OUT.

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2004-05-31, 6:47 AM #19
..."Dude you're gettin a Dell!"
Need I say more?

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2004-05-31, 6:49 AM #20
if ANYONE says the quiznos subs commercials, i have a .22 loaded with rocksalt ready for you.

WE ARE NOT THE HUNS! EAT QUIZNOS SUBS!

rathergood.com > you.

[edit]yeah, and the enzyte guy. i mean.. those commercials used to be discrete about it, but now they just scream "IT GIVES YOU A HUGE WANG. THEN THE CHICKS WILL LOVE YOU BECAUSE THEY ARE ALL SHALLOW."[/edit]

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[This message has been edited by Cazor (edited May 31, 2004).]
2004-05-31, 6:51 AM #21
Anyone in a Geico commercial. That includes the stupid lizard.

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2004-05-31, 6:52 AM #22
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Cazor:
if ANYONE says the quiznos subs commercials, i have a .22 loaded with rocksalt ready for you.

WE ARE NOT THE HUNS! EAT QUIZNOS SUBS!

rathergood.com > you.

[edit]yeah, and the enzyte guy. i mean.. those commercials used to be discrete about it, but now they just scream "IT GIVES YOU A HUGE WANG. THEN THE CHICKS WILL LOVE YOU BECAUSE THEY ARE ALL SHALLOW."[/edit]

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Blode!

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2004-05-31, 6:58 AM #23
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Thrawn42689:
Anyone in a Geico commercial. That includes the stupid lizard.

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2004-05-31, 7:05 AM #24
"My family and I jumped the border and came to live in America. I wanted my son to learn english..."

*cue to little boy*

"T-T-T-eh-T-T-h-e p-p-pon-pony"

*back to lady*

"...so I went to Sylvan Learning Center!"

*Cue to little boy again*

"The concordent relization anonmaly factor in the contstrictious overaluminated..."

*SNIPE*



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2004-05-31, 7:14 AM #25
I hated that welches juice girl that everyone loved. The Pepsi girl, the phrase "I'm lovin' it," the Sylvan Learning Center jingle, that dumb-***ed cell phone commercials with the "I call it my something something plan," and there were a few more.

Let me think on it.

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2004-05-31, 7:16 AM #26
Ugh, I hate those "I'm Lovin' It" commercials.. they make me want to take a cement block to the faces of all those responsible.

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2004-05-31, 7:21 AM #27
"if ANYONE says the quiznos subs commercials, i have a .22 loaded with rocksalt ready for you.

WE ARE NOT THE HUNS! EAT QUIZNOS SUBS!

rathergood.com > you."

I hate those, worst thing EVER
2004-05-31, 7:43 AM #28
The kid who says "zoom, zoom" in car ads. Aggh wth?

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2004-05-31, 8:03 AM #29
Geico used to be AWESOME. Now they suck.

Bob from Enzyte needs to be shot in the face at point blank with a shotgun. GOD I hate those commercials.

The Quizno Subs commercials are so damned annoying, idiotic, and UN-funny it's amazing. I sat through ONE. Only becuase I forced myself to. I cannot and will not ever sit through one again.

There are loads more, but I'm not even going to try and think of them. TV has gone so far downhill it isn't funny.

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2004-05-31, 8:07 AM #30
Carrot Top.


So unfunny.
2004-05-31, 10:00 AM #31
"I get my Medicare supliments from..." You know who I'm talking about.

Oh, and Pet-Meds. I've never seen a commercial overacted so badly that I at first thought it was a soap-opera.

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2004-05-31, 10:43 AM #32
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Dj Yoshi:
I do believe a Ronald McDonald actually died...or resigned. Something like that.

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2004-05-31, 10:48 AM #33
Jessica Simpson in pizza hut commericals

HEY GUYS LOOK AT THE COMMERCIAL NOT AT MY CHEST....

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2004-05-31, 11:50 AM #34
her chest is there for a reason...

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2004-05-31, 11:53 AM #35
to feed her children?

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2004-05-31, 11:53 AM #36
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Stormtrooper:
..."Dude you're gettin a Dell!"


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to this i nod in agreement

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2004-05-31, 1:27 PM #37
I've had a thing for the babies in the tire commericals for as long as I can remember.

The one in pink is quite attractive, i think.

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2004-05-31, 2:11 PM #38
-Carrot Top
-"Dude you're getting a Dell" (wasn't he on drugs?)
-"Can you hear me now"
-Hilton sisters
-Olwsen Twins
-Anyone advertising "get quick rich" schemes
-Anyone advertising "natural enhancers"

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Jared, from Subway
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2004-06-01, 9:51 AM #39
I hate all this urban pride for McDonalds and Sprite... you mean I have to be black to get a burger and a Sprite in this town?

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2004-06-01, 10:07 AM #40
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by GBK:
fishstickz -- I love the guy, but he hates Harrison Ford now, so Im gonna have to kill him.

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I LOVE harrison ford, he just doesnt like being in hollywood.. he's lost his fire

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