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Dead frog thread.
2005-11-22, 8:03 AM #1
Quite simple: it's like lightbulb jokes except it involves the death of innocent frogs. Answer one (with creative wits) and post another question about a how *insert something* kill a frog for the poster below.

How would MacGyver kill a frog?
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2005-11-22, 8:11 AM #2
By not pulling a Brian Lozier. He wouldn't try to evade it with the skateboard, he'd ride right over it. SPLAT!!!

(oh man i hope my memory from... 6,7,8 years ago still serves me right :()
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2005-11-22, 8:15 AM #3
Er, wha?

Well...

How would Jepman kill a frog?
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2005-11-22, 8:24 AM #4
(a couple years ago if memory serves right, Brian broke his wrist while skateboarding and trying to evade a frog in the road. I THINK. But its so long ago it might be some wierd tale from my memory.)

So yea... how would i kill em.
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2005-11-22, 8:26 AM #5
You confuse me Jepman :confused:

You need a question like the bold ones above (to continue the thread)
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2005-11-22, 8:26 AM #6
I almost ran over it and instead I crashed. And I didn't break anything but skin and flesh, and I had to get a few stitches. Damn I can't believe you brought that up!

I would not kill a frog.

How would Satan kill a frog?
2005-11-22, 8:43 AM #7
Peel 'em, smash 'em, stick 'em in a stew.

(hehehe sorry Bri, deformed reality i guess, but I just had to its like the first thing that popped in my mind when I thought Massassi+Frog. :p)

How would Humpty Dumpty kill a frog?
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2005-11-22, 8:49 AM #8
With e-coli.

HOW WOULD HIM HOPKIN GREEN FROG KILL A FROG
D E A T H
2005-11-22, 8:52 AM #9
Seppuku.

How would Bob Marley kill a frog?
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2005-11-22, 9:11 AM #10
He'd throw it onn da grill for some frog jerky mon.

How would Mary Poppins kill a frog?
"The only crime I'm guilty of is love [of china]"
- Ruthven
me clan me mod
2005-11-22, 9:45 AM #11
With a few spoon-fulls of sugar.

How would George Bush kill a frog?
Steal my dreams and sell them back to me.....
2005-11-22, 9:47 AM #12
With a few spoon-fulls of his pro-war bull****.

How would Micheal Jackson kill a frog?
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2005-11-22, 9:47 AM #13
He wouldn't--he'd let Karl Rove do it for him.

How would David Letterman kill a frog?
D E A T H
2005-11-22, 10:40 AM #14
He'd make it watch his show.

How would Dick Cheney kill a frog?
2005-11-22, 11:40 AM #15
He would transplant one of his clogged arteries and let the frog die of a heart attack.

How would Kermit Kill a Frog?
"Well, if I am not drunk, I am mad, but I trust I can behave like a gentleman in either
condition."... G. K. Chesterton

“questions are a burden to others; answers a prison for oneself”
2005-11-22, 11:42 AM #16
He'd hump it and it would get one or more of the numerous STDs that Kermit got from Piggy.

How would Vinny kill a frog?
2005-11-22, 11:48 AM #17
He'd hump it and it would get one or more of the numerous STDs that Vinny got from Kirby >:P.

Lol! :P

How would Mother Theresa kill a frog?
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2005-11-22, 12:23 PM #18
She wouldn't, she's rotting in the ground.

How would mb kill a frog?
nope.
2005-11-22, 12:24 PM #19
with his horrible web page skills. (oh man, im kidding! make my website, haha :D )

how would chuck norris kill a frog?
2005-11-22, 12:26 PM #20
He would stare at it. The frog would explode due to the awesome presence of Chuck Norris.

How would Jack Thompson kill a frog?
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2005-11-22, 12:30 PM #21
Probably with a shotgun, after murdering two hookers and shooting at the cops. This is of course because GTA3 corrupted his mind.

How would Santa Claus kill a frog?
Stuff
2005-11-22, 12:34 PM #22
He would sit on it while some little brat sits on his lap asking for a Red Rider BB-gun.

How would Jesus Christ, Vampire Slayer, Kill a frog?
"Well, if I am not drunk, I am mad, but I trust I can behave like a gentleman in either
condition."... G. K. Chesterton

“questions are a burden to others; answers a prison for oneself”
2005-11-22, 12:36 PM #23
Never mind.
Forum posts too fast.
Still here.
2005-11-22, 3:23 PM #24
He'd get his dad (I'm referring to Jesus, not campire slayer, cause I dunno what you mean by that) to strike it down with lightning.

How would the pope kill a frog?
Very funny Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
2005-11-22, 3:26 PM #25
Simply impose eternal damnation on the frog through the grace of God.

How would Abu Musab Al-Zarqawi kill a frog?
2005-11-22, 3:40 PM #26
[QUOTE=Bounty Hunter 4 hire]With a few spoon-fulls of sugar.

How would George Bush kill a frog?[/QUOTE]

Firecrackers and BB guns, actually.
http://www.all-creatures.org/aip/nl-3nov2000-frogs.html
I'm just a little boy.
2005-11-22, 6:36 PM #27
Originally posted by JDKNITE188:
How would Abu Musab Al-Zarqawi kill a frog?



He would send a suicide bomber to blow it up.

How would Peter Griffin kill a frog?
2005-11-22, 7:01 PM #28
He'd fall face-first onto it, really fast.

How would Genghis Khan kill a frog?
I'm just a little boy.
2005-11-22, 7:05 PM #29
Make it into mongolian frog beef!

How would Vash the stampede kill a frog?
"The only crime I'm guilty of is love [of china]"
- Ruthven
me clan me mod
2005-11-22, 7:07 PM #30
On accident.

How would Mal kill a frog? (if you don't know who Mal is, commit Seppukku. Now.)
D E A T H
2005-11-22, 7:44 PM #31
He'd stick it in a room with River for a few hours.

How would Reavers kill a frog?
2005-11-22, 7:53 PM #32
They wouldn't. Well, not for a while, anyways. Ew.

How would your mom kill a frog?
2005-11-22, 8:03 PM #33
STD's.

How would a computer virus kill a frog?
Think while it's still legal.
2005-11-22, 8:18 PM #34
It would bypass the frogs outdated security software, steal the frogs credit card information, spend a lot of money, and leave the frog in a state of depression and financial ruin. Eventually, the frog would take it's own life.

How would Blizzard Entertainment kill a frog?
"We have first raised a dust and then complain we cannot see." - George Berkeley
2005-11-22, 8:20 PM #35
Melt it's face.

How would Rammstein kill a frog?
Think while it's still legal.
2005-11-22, 10:22 PM #36
By playing bad music.

How would a frog kill a frog?
2005-11-22, 10:33 PM #37
The frog will show the other frog this thread. They both get depressed and commit suicide.

How would Bill Clinton kill a frog?
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2005-11-22, 11:33 PM #38
By doing strange things to it with cigars and then lying about it.


How would Agent Smith kill a frog?
2005-11-23, 5:21 AM #39
He'd... talk to it until... it died, Mr. Anderson.

How would one frog kill another frog?
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ᴸᶥᵛᵉ ᴼᵑ ᴬᵈᵃᵐ
2005-11-23, 1:40 PM #40
I'd kill a Shintock with lots of mansecksing.
And if you don't understand this, well... you are a fool. :(

How would Penny Arcade kill a frog?
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Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
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