Yeah I have two hours to burn so I thought that i might as well make a list comparing myself to a vampire.
1: I'm very pale. Vampires are very pale. (In Anne Rice's books they became bone white when they become vampires. And hey, they don't get much sunlight!)
2: I like the taste of blood. I can never actually drink someone elses cause that's just wrong, but whenever I get cut I usually start licking the wound. Most of the time I get my steaks red on the inside cause I like the taste.
3:I don't like sunlight. It burns my eyes and my flesh. However it's not the same kind of burn as vampire in sun and it takes a while longer...
4:my K9 teeth are pointy compared to most people. However, they are about the same size as normal people's.
5: I despise garlic.
6:Vampires have their charm. Someone here said that I was eloquent. ha.
7:I have a weakness to fire. (so do most people...)
8: can jump higher than all the people I know (including black people)and I'm white. That's saying something.
9: I can outrun the afforementioned people.
10:I have black hair and creepy eyes. It fits.
11:I like silver. It's my favorite metal/rock/thing. That doesn't really fit well.
12: I'm a christian. That doesn't usually fit very well either.
13: I can look apon a cross. Sometimes a wear a silver crucifix. That one really doesn't fit.
I donno why I'm posting this, but as I said I'm trying to burn some time. So to make it legit, what's the last thing you ate? I have a burrito.

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"Father to your hands I commend my spirirt. Father to your hands-Why have you forsaken me?"

I'm kinda like a person. I'm a mammal, I have legs and arms, and sometimes I talk.

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Do you have stairs in your house?

I do have the intense vampire-like eyes, and I do have an aversion to sunlight.

However, suppose that vampires were real, and you were presented with the choice to become one. Would you take it?




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Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

I would. The thought of sucking out another person's blood sounds totally hot!

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Do you have stairs in your house?

I was about to compare myself to a hiphopper, but I'm probably better off not doing so.

Having pale skin and not liking sunlight just means you spend too much time posting at Massassi.

um... Congratulations?


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Ya know? Common sense? Not really that common...

I'm not a vampire.
1. I'm not too pale. At times I'd describe my complexion as a "light olive," and even in the winter, I still have a healthy tone.
2. I'm Jewish. I don't consume blood.
3. I like the sun, at least when it's not too bright.
4. Everyone's canine teeth are pointy. That's their purpose.
5. I love garlic.
6. Whatever charm I have, it's not vampiresexy charm.
7. The only weakness to fire that I have is that I have an insatiable lust to start one at all times.
8. I can't jump.
9. I can't run.
10. I have dark brown hair and creepy eyes, but of the raving psychopath variety.
11. I like silver. It's a nice color.
12. I'm Jewish.
13. I can look upon a cross, even though I don't usually. Why would I adorn myself with one?

Last thing I ate was a bowl of Frosted Mini-Wheats.

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Superstition brings bad luck.
-Raymond Smullyan, 5000B.C.

OUT! OUT! YOU DEMONS OF STUPIDITY!

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<Outlaw_Torn> you mean your related to that damned sasquatch, Mech?
<MechWarrior> Lets just say the part of the family tree that does fork has bossy the goat in it.

<ubuu> does hitler have a last name?

[This message has been edited by MechWarrior (edited June 01, 2004).]

seems MechWarrior hasn't gotten rid of his personal demons yet.

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The sooner you realize I'm right the better off you will be.

[This message has been edited by Kieran Horn (edited June 01, 2004).]

You must not know very many black people then...

Racism!

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<Outlaw_Torn> you mean your related to that damned sasquatch, Mech?
<MechWarrior> Lets just say the part of the family tree that does fork has bossy the goat in it.

<ubuu> does hitler have a last name?

That's not racism.

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"I'd rather be hated for who I am rather than loved for who I pretend to be." -Janis Joplin

Haha, no... that didn't come off the way I wanted it to. My point being that I know a good amount of black people that can jump high. So if he doesn't know any that can jump higher than him he either A)is a very very good high jumper... or B)doesn't know very many black people

White men can't jump.

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"I'd rather be hated for who I am rather than loved for who I pretend to be." -Janis Joplin

eh, some of us can...

Me and a girl used to bite each others necks very hard until one of us bled.

WIN

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

The truth comes out

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/fluffle

http://english.pravda.ru/main/18/90/360/11348_Vampire.html



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"If all those usefull inventions that are lyable to abuse, should therefore be concealed, there is not any Art or Science, which might be lawfully profest."
-John Wilkins, Mercury, or the Secret and Swift messenger, shewing how a man may with privacy and speed Communicate his thoughts to a Friend at any distance (London, 1641)
NPC.Interact::PressButton($'Submit');

Hey I have you beat on that come to the chat sometime and PM me I'll give you a girl/bitting story that will blow your mind.

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<Outlaw_Torn> you mean your related to that damned sasquatch, Mech?
<MechWarrior> Lets just say the part of the family tree that does fork has bossy the goat in it.

<ubuu> does hitler have a last name?

If you really think you are a vampire and look in the mirror, all you will see is an idiot.

But I don't really think anyone here believes they are a vampire. Otherwise they should be staked.

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Snail racing: (500 posts per line)

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The Massassi JO/JA Single Player contest info

I do every week or so.. its sort of hard to roleplay without really believing you are that characther.

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"Just remember -- No matter how bad things get, Northern Minnesota will always be there"
-- Garrison Keeler

Oh good God...

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<Outlaw_Torn> you mean your related to that damned sasquatch, Mech?
<MechWarrior> Lets just say the part of the family tree that does fork has bossy the goat in it.

<ubuu> does hitler have a last name?

You rang?

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Do you have stairs in your house?

Anyone ever seen the short lived reality TV show on Sci Fi "Mad Mad House"? There's a guy who purports that he's a vampire on that show.

UltimatePotato obviously contradicts himself with reasons 11-13.


Or sliced up using Blade's badass sword.


It depends out the side effects such as human blood to survive and weakness to the sun? Although immorality sounds nice....hmmm Highlander.

Obviously I'm not a vampire. In my area in 1994 someone started a cult beleieving that they were vampires. The guy was named Roddric something. They murdered some girls parents and had a lair and a whole bunch of other crap. There's a book about it called "the embrace". Anyway, that's kinda sick and kinda cool at the same time. Lol I only had two "no"s on that list. I'm not sure how to make a link, it might do it automaticly...If not it's http://www.fvza.org/index.html
Click vampires. The actual orginization is a load of BS, but it gives some really cool information about vampires. It would logically explain them. A whole lot of people in the past have said that they've seen vampires and fought them and such, and almost every culture has stories about them. Do you think that there could actually have been/are vampires? Ones that are caused by a disease, not dracula type.

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"Father to your hands I commend my spirirt. Father to your hands-Why have you forsaken me?"

I know that there is a disease that makes people really photosensitive (enough to cause sunburns *really* fast in sunlight) and these people found that drinking blood helped alleviate some of the symptoms.

This is probably how the vampire myth got started.



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Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

Give me a person who thinks they are a vampire and a gun and I'll show they aren't a vampire reeeeeal easily. They aren't a vampire if they piss their pants from fear. >

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The sooner you realize I'm right the better off you will be.

Please tell me HOW they would have figured that out, what, like 1500 years ago? "We can't find a cure for this at all!" "have you tried feeding the person blood?"

... errmm

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Do you have stairs in your house?

Ivan the terrible started the whole vampire thing, although thats all I really remember offhand.

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"Just remember -- No matter how bad things get, Northern Minnesota will always be there"
-- Garrison Keeler

I'm a muskrat...
A very sexy muskrat who resembles a human...

Bah, who am I kidding?

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Genesis 22:2-5 - And God said unto Abraham "You must kill your son, Isaac." And Abraham said "What? I can't hear you! You'll have to speak into the microphone." And God said "Check, check, check, check. Jerry, can you pull the high end out. I'm getting some hiss up here."
Valuable Life Lesson: Frog + Potato Gun = Blindness
Catalog of Electronic Components - Complete IC data sheets
National Electrical Code® (NEC®) Online - Legal requirements for wiring projects.

You can be immoral without being a vampire.

Vlad Teppist > you. Aka Vlad the Impaler. Considered Romania's best king ever, had extremely low crime, and almost no invasion attempts. This was largely expediated by impaling criminals on city streets, and impaling invaders around the city walls.

As i recall, he was a member of some sort of holy[?] order named the Dracul, which is Romanian for 'the Dragon', which dealt with blood somehow i guess, that i can't remember right off.. hence Dracula.

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"If all those usefull inventions that are lyable to abuse, should therefore be concealed, there is not any Art or Science, which might be lawfully profest."
-John Wilkins, Mercury, or the Secret and Swift messenger, shewing how a man may with privacy and speed Communicate his thoughts to a Friend at any distance (London, 1641)
NPC.Interact::PressButton($'Submit');

Yup, he's defineatly a sick *******. (Vlad that is)

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Member of the Minneassian Council

Yah. I mean, really. we all know you're a dog that likes to dress up in human clothes.

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"No good can ever come from staying with normal people"
-Outlaw Star
"Some people play tennis. I erode the human soul"
-Tycho, Penny Arcade
"I'm a Cannabal-Vegitarian. I will BBQ an employee if there is no veggie option"
-DX:IW
A Knight's Tail
Exile: A Tale of Light in Dark
The Never Ending Story²[/i]

Just ask... oh jeez I can't pick just one name. [insert appropriate massassian name here]

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Do you have stairs in your house?

1: I'm pretty pale.
2: I can't stand the taste of blood. Tastes like copper.
3: I don't like sunlight. It burns.
4: My teeth are just big.
5: Garlic is teh uber. Especially garlic bread.
6: I'm as charismatic and as charming as a log. A dead one.
7: Fire's cool.
8: I can'e do anything involving sport.
9: I can barely doo 100m in 15 seconds.
10: I have dark brown hair and blue-grey eyes - darkish blue-grey.
11: Silver? Meh. I prefer the aluminium! Bring on the aluminium!
12: I'm atheistic.
13: A priest threw holy water on me once because I had a scary goatee thing in the making.

And I recently had a bacon sarnie. They're uber too.

Hmm... if anything, I'm more dhampiric, but I'll go mage any day of the week. UP THE VIRTUAL ADEPTS!

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Violets are blue, roses are red, living like this we were already dead.

[This message has been edited by - Tony - (edited June 02, 2004).]

This is true, but vampires are always labeled of being immoral even before they commit a crime. Beside people will fear you more.....

Give me your address so that I may slay you.