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Proof Aussie girls are the hottest in the universe

2004-06-01, 8:32 PM #1

Spork

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http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=487&ncid=762&e=1&u=/ap/20040602/ap_en_ot/ecuador_miss_universe

She is pretty darn good looking.

Another nice pic here:

http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,9723800%255E28102,00.html

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2004-06-01, 8:36 PM #2

Jaiph

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Our brunettes are even better.

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2004-06-01, 8:38 PM #3

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Ouch. Who made my pants shrink?

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2004-06-01, 8:39 PM #4

Run-

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Was there ever any doubt?

[edit]: this was supposed to come before Dogs, because now it sounds kind of weird
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2004-06-01, 8:40 PM #5

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I'd definitely hit it. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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2004-06-01, 8:40 PM #6

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Miss Vietnam and Miss India were hotter... mmmm.. Asianness...

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2004-06-01, 8:41 PM #7

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yeah but where are the alien chicks... how can you call it "Miss Universe" if the whole universe isn't represented?

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2004-06-01, 8:49 PM #8

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2004-06-02, 12:20 AM #9

Mort-Hog

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Miss Parag-something in the second picture is much prettier. The Australian one looks like an insane chainsaw psycho crazylady.

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2004-06-02, 1:15 AM #10

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Aussie girls > *
That is all.

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2004-06-02, 3:10 AM #11

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Jersey girls > *

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2004-06-02, 3:29 AM #12

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That aussie girl looks scary, as if she is thinking, "oh... how much I would love to just rip the flesh of everyone in the audience with my bare hands and coat myself in their blood!!!".

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2004-06-02, 3:52 AM #13

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yeah... that's kinda how i was interpreting that look too o_O

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2004-06-02, 3:57 AM #14

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Meh, she has nothing on our Kentucky women. Ive known babes that would put her to shame.

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2004-06-02, 4:02 AM #15

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I think she's ugly [http://forums.massassi.net/html/redface.gif]

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2004-06-02, 4:07 AM #16

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Quote:

Originally posted by Run-:
Was there ever any doubt?

[edit]: this was supposed to come before Dogs, because now it sounds kind of weird

That made me laugh for quite a while [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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2004-06-02, 4:36 AM #17

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She looks alright, i've seen nicer before. I've heard oz has some fit women, but I guess most places will have a couple.

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2004-06-02, 4:43 AM #18

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I wouldn't trust a beauty contest who's second place winner has a smile like that

[http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20040602/capt.sge.aqo45.020604131644.photo02.default-364x384.jpg]

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2004-06-02, 4:48 AM #19

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It looks Square, the smile that is.

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2004-06-02, 5:30 AM #20

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2004-06-02, 6:04 AM #21

stat

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Quote:

Originally posted by GBK:
Meh, she has nothing on our Kentucky women. Ive known babes that would put her to shame.

Too bad they're all taken by their brothers.

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2004-06-02, 6:14 AM #22

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Quote:

Originally posted by stat:
Too bad they're all taken by their brothers.

LOL

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2004-06-02, 6:46 AM #23

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You made em think of those annoying Aussie Girl commercials. Die.

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2004-06-02, 6:56 AM #24

Sarn_Cadrill

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meh... I don't think she's really all that pretty either...

If you want to see someone truly beautiful...

http://www.cinemorgue.com/jodhimay1.jpg

Growl. (The picture is crappy quality, but dang if Jodhi May isn't the hottest woman ever...)

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2004-06-02, 7:17 AM #25

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Quote:

Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill:
meh... I don't think she's really all that pretty either...

If you want to see someone truly beautiful...

http://www.cinemorgue.com/jodhimay1.jpg

Growl. (The picture is crappy quality, but dang if Jodhi May isn't the hottest woman ever...)

meh, I would only rate her about a 6 out of 9.9.

(there is no 10 b/c the perfect 10 chick is a myth. It does not exist.)

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2004-06-02, 7:18 AM #26

Spork

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Oh there's plenty hotter than Miss Universe (Keira Knightley and Elisha Cuthbert being 2 of my favourites), but I wouldnt exactly say she's ugly...

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2004-06-02, 8:13 AM #27

Sarn_Cadrill

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Pagewizard, perhaps if you saw a better quality picture of her you might rate her a bit higher... Unfortunately, she's not very well known, so it's hard to find good pics of her on the net...

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2004-06-02, 8:26 AM #28

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Quote:

Originally posted by GBK:
Meh, she has nothing on our Kentucky women. Ive known babes that would put her to shame.

Agreed. Come to the good 'ol Southern United States sometime...

[tip: The further South you go, the hotter the women get.] [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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Seriously, no joke, I can walk into any Wal-Mart on a Sunday afternoon and find at least 5 girls that look better then any of the girls from that Pagent. Though I think we're going to start seeing a larger trend of this as more a more of the attractive women busy themselves with work and...well...something more productive then watching footy with their daddy... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

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2004-06-02, 8:27 AM #29

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Meh I'm not really turned on by models... I kinda like normal everyday women that you see.

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2004-06-02, 8:30 AM #30

Flexor

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Quote:

Originally posted by Friend14:
Agreed. Come to the good 'ol Southern United States sometime...

[tip: The further South you go, the hotter the women get.]

You do know where australia is, right? O_o

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2004-06-02, 9:00 AM #31

Kieran Horn

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Quote:

Miss Parag-something

Paraguay

Quote:

I wouldn't trust a beauty contest who's second place winner has a smile like that

Since when was Puerto Rico allowed to participate? Don't they participate in Miss America too?

I think this is appropriate for this thread.

Is there a site where I can see all of the contestants? I saw the Miss America in the back ground. I get a vibe that she is going to be a trophy wife.

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2004-06-02, 10:25 AM #32

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I.HATE.WOMEN

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2004-06-02, 10:30 AM #33

THRAWN

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I always knew Aussie chicks were the hottest. I've yet to meet an unattractive Aussie or German girl.

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2004-06-02, 11:01 AM #34

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I usually agree about aussie chicks = hot, but that chick looks way to barbie-ish and plastic to be attractive to me. Bleh

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2004-06-02, 1:06 PM #35

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Quote:

Originally posted by Compos Mentis:
that chick looks way to barbie-ish and plastic to be attractive to me. Bleh

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2004-06-02, 1:07 PM #36

Avenger

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Hot, yes. Hottest, dunno about that

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2004-06-02, 1:09 PM #37

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"I wish they all could be California girls..."

2004-06-02, 1:47 PM #38

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Norway! Norway!

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2004-06-02, 2:15 PM #39

Cloud

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I don't know why, but I usually find the questioning portion of the contest the most amusing.

2004-06-02, 2:18 PM #40

Xanatos

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One of my good girl friends was born in Australia and has moved here to Minnesota and she's a model now, but yeah, she's very attractive and "hot" Hehe. She goes to Aus. every now and then to visit family and to do some photo shoots. She's cool too, not all stuck up, etc.

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