Yeah. So today after school, these seniors came in (they had already graduated) and let loose some mice/rats in the school.
One was in the lobby, and of course everyone was panicking/screaming/running away from it, except for one guy, who picked it up, then punted it across the room. He went over and threw it to one of his friends, who proceeded to kick it. The administrators got there about this time and stopped it, and the say that they took it back to the pet store it was from. (Though we checked there, and they hadn't gotten any mice..)

Anyway, so some of my friends and I are outraged at these a*%@^@#s, so we're going to go plan a jihad. Who wants to join?

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[16:38] Correction: dick tracy was a real man
[16:38] happydud: Actually...
[16:38] happydud: He wasn't.

[19:08] Dormouse: hi, my name's happydud and i'm passive-aggress.. SHUTUP!! *stabs nearby orphan*
[You have gained 3 Dark Side Points]

lets release warnings all over the place. We need to save the mice! I shall threaten to release a virus that will turn the entire world into monkeys...

/puts on mouse helment

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[This message has been edited by SAJN_Master (edited June 02, 2004).]

who are you outraged at, the seniors or the mice punters?

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The sooner you realize I'm right the better off you will be.

Do your worst.

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<landfish> FastGamerr > Satan

wow the Lunch room person (who weighed about 400 pounds) he stepped on our mice last year

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---Thomas jefferson, Declaration of Independance.

I have exactly what you need to plan your very own jihad. My friend Tony R. gets credit for making it. I hosted it so as to not suck up his bandwith.

http://home.comcast.net/~grsardou/iJihad.jpg

Snake River Conspiracy is awesome.

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"I'd rather be hated for who I am rather than loved for who I pretend to be." -Janis Joplin

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"It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity."

-Albert Einstein

death to the mice

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The sooner you realize I'm right the better off you will be.

Both, but more the people that were hurting the mice.

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[16:38] Correction: dick tracy was a real man
[16:38] happydud: Actually...
[16:38] happydud: He wasn't.

[19:08] Dormouse: hi, my name's happydud and i'm passive-aggress.. SHUTUP!! *stabs nearby orphan*
[You have gained 3 Dark Side Points]

I love people who think they know what Jihad actually means, but don't.

Jihad != Holy War

Jihad = Struggle. That is the literal, exact translation. Idiots change it to their liking and make it holy war.

Just one of those few things I hate... if you are going to poke fun at something, don't sound like an idiot while doing so.

(Another thing that bothers me, that is related. Calling yourself an Alumni of some school. You are not an Alumni, you are an Alum. You are not more than one person, you are just one person. So don't make yourself sound stupid and say "I'm an alumni of Ohio State, or something ignorant.)

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Hey, guess what, I hate people who have to have everything exactly right and cry if things are not exactly to the point. Why don't you try relaxing and laughing at something instead of making yourself look like an *******?

What are Alumni?

Also, surely the singular is Alumnus?

[This message has been edited by Mort-Hog (edited June 02, 2004).]

This year the graduating class all wore masks, closed the doors to the cafeteria at lunch, and shot waterguns filled with beer, ketchup, and mustard at everyone inside. Most of them were caught, got their university and college acceptances revoked, and had to pay something like $5000 together to clean the place up. Served them right.

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BV's rendition of Titanic: Let's have sex. I won't let go. I don't need this stone.
The End.
~ Wolfy

Because some things shouldn't be messed up. Like Jihad, for example. Might want to avoid using cusswords that are censored, since it doesn't make you look very bright.

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"The future is not determined by a throw of the dice, but is determined by the conscious decisions of you and me."
I am addicted to ellipses!!! AHHH!!! ...
Make Sorrowind Worthwhile... join it! http://sorrowind.net

I need some help planning a Jihad.....

theres this kid I want to hunt down and hang by his toes.

Well.. google said it meant Holy war. *shrug*
I actually did look it up before hand.
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[16:38] Correction: dick tracy was a real man
[16:38] happydud: Actually...
[16:38] happydud: He wasn't.

[19:08] Dormouse: hi, my name's happydud and i'm passive-aggress.. SHUTUP!! *stabs nearby orphan*
[You have gained 3 Dark Side Points]

[This message has been edited by happydud (edited June 02, 2004).]

Yes. I think I've heard "alum" used as a slang abreviation of alumnus(male) or alumna(female).

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Steal my dreams and sell them back to me.....

Just remember, Google is not an all-knowing entity. Google is something that lets you view what other people say.

Just to clarify even more:
There are two types of Jihad. The Higher (I think that's the term) Jihad is the struggle with oneself to become the best person you can.

A Lower Jihad is an earthly struggle. (Like a holy war.)

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"If I had a dollar for every time I had sixty cents, I would be Canada."
"Should slice indices start at 0 or 1? My compromise of 0.5 was rejected without, I thought, proper consideration."
--@%

Jihad was on my GCSE Religious Studies exams, it was used to mean a holy war. Words can have more than one meaning, get over it.

Did you ever think that maybe happydud beleives that mice are the surpreme deity and evil overlords of this world? So therefore it is Jihad to get vengance on the mice-kickers.

Allah-Speedy Gonzales! Allah-Itchy!

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There is no spoon.

Okay a few things...

1) Do you even know what a Jihad is?

2) Senior pranks happen its part of life.

3) Relax man.

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<Outlaw_Torn> you mean your related to that damned sasquatch, Mech?
<MechWarrior> Lets just say the part of the family tree that does fork has bossy the goat in it.

<ubuu> does hitler have a last name?

Yes. Several people have said above that it can in fact mean two things.

Yes, they do. But A. This wasn't part of the senior prank, and B. What is funny about torturing a small animal that can't defend itself?

I am relaxed. But the senseless abuse of anything, animal or person, angers me greatly.

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[16:38] Correction: dick tracy was a real man
[16:38] happydud: Actually...
[16:38] happydud: He wasn't.

[19:08] Dormouse: hi, my name's happydud and i'm passive-aggress.. SHUTUP!! *stabs nearby orphan*
[You have gained 3 Dark Side Points]

God happydud, you are such a tree hugging liberal america hating pansy. We should ship your arse to france where you belong!
/sarcasm

Yeah, I completely agree with happydud, senior pranks happen, torturing small animals shouldnt.

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"Just remember -- No matter how bad things get, Northern Minnesota will always be there"
-- Garrison Keeler

I was always a gerbil person. I love the little animals, they are so cute. They can run so fast they can walk on walls.

Hmm... did you think that perhaps by 'jihad' he meant that it was his struggle (that being the lower and worldly form) against the students who abused the animals...? I don't see where the confusion comes in.

I say gather your chess club pals and dress up in mouse suits. Then go and beat the living daylights out of the offenders.

Only massassi an argument breaks out over a harmless topic title.

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Drugs & Stupidity, Tons of it.

So true. The really ironic part is that either definition works.

I actually don't have any chess club buddies. The chess club was disbanded after someone started yelling 'Suck it Trebek! Suck it long, suck it hard!' in the middle of a game. (The teacher is a rather uptightish super-orthodox (s?) Jew. He didn't like that very much.)

And then a good portion of the old team graduated last year. *weep*

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[16:38] Correction: dick tracy was a real man
[16:38] happydud: Actually...
[16:38] happydud: He wasn't.

[19:08] Dormouse: hi, my name's happydud and i'm passive-aggress.. SHUTUP!! *stabs nearby orphan*
[You have gained 3 Dark Side Points]

I typed it once, but for post count's sake I write it again:

DO YOUR WORST.

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<landfish> FastGamerr > Satan