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Facial Hair
2005-11-27, 10:44 AM #1
I talked about this in the chat, and no one had heard of it before:

Beards or facial hair in general being called a "Chew." My question is how "Chew" would be spelled. Chue? I don't know.

I figure it's something like Pop and Soda, and only people around here call them chews... because EVERYONE does.

[I meant to make this a poll]

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2005-11-27, 10:47 AM #2
I've never heard it called that before.
2005-11-27, 10:48 AM #3
I have never heard that term before in my life, I think it's midget propaganda
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2005-11-27, 10:48 AM #4
poll results = great.
2005-11-27, 10:51 AM #5
Disregarding the fact that this is midget propaganda, wouldn't "chew" and "chue" be pronounced essentially identically? I can't think of a different way you would pronounce them...
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2005-11-27, 10:51 AM #6
This midget's trying to convert us to wheel-chair users like him. IT'S PROPAGANDA.
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2005-11-27, 10:52 AM #7
Oh and, you may want to read this, you little communist you.
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2005-11-27, 10:56 AM #8
Chew? Never heard of it.
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2005-11-27, 11:56 AM #9
I almost feel offended. Ok, nevermind. It was just gas.
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2005-11-27, 12:00 PM #10
You know those subtle midget types.
2005-11-27, 12:14 PM #11
I call it, like, beard.
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2005-11-27, 1:31 PM #12
Friends! Do not believe the midget propoganda! They wish to subvert the English language and...beards! Yeah!
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2005-11-27, 1:41 PM #13
wow, 1 for the first one
0 for the second
an 45 for "I've never heard taht before"

That's awesome.
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2005-11-27, 1:42 PM #14
...chew? You're just making that up now.
2005-11-27, 1:46 PM #15
<ZULLY> leave your midget buzzwords at the door
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2005-11-27, 3:11 PM #16
Never heard of chew or chue. Personally, I have a goat.
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2005-11-27, 4:09 PM #17
I call it a car hold.
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2005-11-27, 4:15 PM #18
Never heard of it in my life.
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2005-11-27, 4:18 PM #19
Wow, maybe I made it up? Odd, I could have SWORE I've heard people use the phrase before, and I always have.

Let's start calling facial hair a 'Chue' similar to a "Shash"
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2005-11-27, 4:20 PM #20
a Shash?
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2005-11-27, 4:26 PM #21
These made-up words are starting to give me a fronache. It's all cruvis.
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2005-11-27, 4:30 PM #22
go crithilo a venicauth
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2005-11-27, 4:51 PM #23
Originally posted by JediKirby:
Let's start calling facial hair a 'Chue' similar to a "Shash"


I think due to the poll results we should start calling facial hair midget propaganda.
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2005-11-27, 4:54 PM #24
i think it's chu. as in foo man chu. that's where it comes from.
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2005-11-27, 5:29 PM #25
Originally posted by kyle90:
These made-up words are starting to give me a fronache. It's all cruvis.

Damnit man, now my fron is starting to hurt!!
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2005-11-27, 5:32 PM #26
I know; it's getting bad enough that my kozars can barely hold me.
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2005-11-27, 5:38 PM #27
Kirby, did you make this term up? When was facial hair referred to through slang?
2005-11-27, 5:54 PM #28
I've heard fu man chu before. Makes sense now...
noone calls general facial hair a "chu" though that I know of
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2005-11-27, 6:07 PM #29
I call it...folicular explosion.
2005-11-27, 6:09 PM #30
I heard it called "face fur."
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2005-11-27, 6:15 PM #31
Never heard of it.
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2005-11-27, 6:47 PM #32
it's a foo or a chu. it's usually bikers that have their mustaches that go down past their mouths to their chins. it's been a term for 20 years as i've known it.
2005-11-27, 7:16 PM #33
Sweet! I didn't make it up! YES!
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2005-11-27, 7:21 PM #34
Are you talking about a Fu-man-chu?
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2005-11-27, 7:34 PM #35
I think Evad's probably got it right. Not slang for facial hair in general, but for a particular type of mustache.
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2005-11-27, 7:35 PM #36
Wow 100 votes for propagana! :D
2005-11-27, 7:43 PM #37
that's it chewbubba.
2005-11-27, 7:59 PM #38
Sweet. I think I'm going to start using that phrase more often. "Nice chu."

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2005-11-27, 8:05 PM #39
Pics plz.
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2005-11-27, 9:05 PM #40
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