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Iron Crotch Tu
2005-11-29, 12:30 PM #1
Grandmaster Tu Jin-Sheng, best known for his Iron Crotch, attached his penis to a rental moving truck and pulled it several yards across a parking lot in Fremont.

Grandmaster Tu Jin-Sheng, best known for his Iron Crotch, attached his penis to a rental moving truck and pulled it several yards across a parking lot in Fremont. In lace-up leather boots and a black tank top, the 50-year-old tied a strip of blue fabric around the base of his penis and testicles and tugged to make sure it was on tight. An assistant kicked him hard between the legs before he lashed himself to the vehicle…

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:eek:
幻術
2005-11-29, 12:32 PM #2
I guess the challenge wasn't hard enough for him.

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SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2005-11-29, 12:35 PM #3
I don't have the balls to try something like that.
2005-11-29, 12:36 PM #4
That guy's got some brass.
D E A T H
2005-11-29, 12:39 PM #5
Quote:
Jin-Sheng hopes to strap a dozen of his top students to a 747 for the biggest penis pull of all time. All he needs is an airplane.

That sounds hot.
2005-11-29, 12:42 PM #6
:eek:
Pissed Off?
2005-11-29, 12:51 PM #7
Quote:
Footage from the truck pull will be used for the series piece on building the perfect penis.


We can mae it better, faster, stronger...
Cordially,
Lord Tiberius Grismath
1473 for '1337' posts.
2005-11-29, 1:26 PM #8
People are so amazed by simple things :)
2005-11-29, 1:30 PM #9
Originally posted by Lord_Grismath:
We can mae it better, faster, stronger...



Faster's not better in this case.
Pissed Off?
2005-11-29, 1:32 PM #10
Idiots are taking over the earth.
"Harriet, sweet Harriet - hard-hearted harbinger of haggis."
2005-11-29, 2:19 PM #11
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Nice. That's awesome, really. A bit odd, though...
I had a blog. It sucked.
2005-11-29, 5:06 PM #12
Hey I saw that guy on the Discovery Channel series "Mind, Body and Kick-*** moves". First he goes to punch a steel pipe until it bends and buckles, then he goes to paint while standing on two pallets of eggs for the sake of balancing agression and passiveness. =O Go him.
Seishun da!

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