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in mother russia squirrel chases dog!
2005-12-02, 7:12 PM #1
Zomg!

Quote:
Squirrels have bitten to death a stray dog which was barking at them in a Russian park, local media report.

Passers-by were too late to stop the attack by the black squirrels in a village in the far east, which reportedly lasted about a minute.

They are said to have scampered off at the sight of humans, some carrying pieces of flesh.
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2005-12-02, 7:15 PM #2
After decades of oppression by the Soviet regime, I am not suprised that the weaker party would overpower the stronger in rebellion.
2005-12-02, 7:29 PM #3
They wouldn't be making such a big deal out of it if they were WHITE squirrels!
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2005-12-02, 7:39 PM #4
Quote:
They are said to have scampered off at the sight of humans, some carrying pieces of flesh.


:eek:
2005-12-02, 7:43 PM #5
Poor doggy :(
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2005-12-02, 7:46 PM #6
Them's some brutal squirrels!
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2005-12-02, 8:16 PM #7
They were after the dog's nuts. :D
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2005-12-02, 8:22 PM #8
[19:10] <tofu> in mother russia squirrel chases dog!

give credit where credit is due
2005-12-02, 8:46 PM #9
I told you! <Genki> tofu, i stolez your quote... YOU DON'T CREDIT THIEVERY, jeeze
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2005-12-02, 9:10 PM #10
oh ok, I didn't see that

CARRY ON
2005-12-03, 1:55 AM #11
It says the squirrels were probably driven to it by hunger. Its just like "The Birds".
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2005-12-03, 2:58 AM #12
Except this is real life.
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2005-12-03, 3:42 AM #13
Is this just fantasy
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2005-12-03, 11:10 AM #14
no, no it's not.


and <3 the squirrels
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2005-12-03, 11:12 AM #15
Originally posted by Gilgamesh85:
They wouldn't be making such a big deal out of it if they were WHITE squirrels!

Giilgamesh...Isn't your name in a bpok called "Airborne?" Good book btw
2005-12-03, 11:14 AM #16
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2005-12-03, 12:24 PM #17
I suddenly see why one of my friends is afraid of squirrels.
nope.
2005-12-03, 12:52 PM #18
i wish there was a video of it.
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2005-12-03, 1:01 PM #19
In Soviet Russia, Massassi Forums post on YOU.

Oh and, heh.
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2005-12-03, 2:04 PM #20
What will they attack next?
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2005-12-03, 2:12 PM #21
:eek:

Tell me where you got those plush things and you get *Scotsecks*.
nope.
2005-12-03, 2:34 PM #22
[QUOTE=Darth J]Except this is real life.[/QUOTE]

Thats why "The Birds" was perceived to be so scary, because it could conceivably happen in real life.
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2005-12-03, 2:47 PM #23
Originally posted by Tiberium_Empire:
Giilgamesh...Isn't your name in a bpok called "Airborne?" Good book btw


Hmmm, I'm not rightly sure. Gilgamesh was a king of Uruk, in Sumerian myth. I'd like to know about this book, though.
2005-12-03, 5:36 PM #24
Originally posted by Baconfish:
:eek:

Tell me where you got those plush things and you get *Scotsecks*.


The lobster is from somewhere in Canada and the squirrel is from a little shop in New York. :D
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2005-12-03, 5:47 PM #25
Originally posted by Gilgamesh85:
Hmmm, I'm not rightly sure. Gilgamesh was a king of Uruk, in Sumerian myth. I'd like to know about this book, though.


We read a little bit of the story of Gilgamesh in our World History class. It was an epic poem (like the odessy and the iliad) about a Sumerian king questing to find and achieve immortality.
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2005-12-03, 6:04 PM #26
Originally posted by quesadilla_red:
The lobster is from somewhere in Canada and the squirrel is from a little shop in New York. :D

YOU STOLE FLEXOR'S LOBSTER?!?!?
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2005-12-03, 6:05 PM #27
Originally posted by Genki:
YOU STOLE FLEXOR'S LOBSTER?!?!?


:em321:
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