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Things that you wouldn't want your girlfriend to know...

2005-12-04, 2:06 PM #1

Goit

Yes it is.

Posts: 952

Mine would be how many times I've played Jedi Knight since I was 7

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2005-12-04, 2:07 PM #2

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

Mine wouldnt like to know what REALLY goes on inside my head.

Especially the killing people stuff.

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2005-12-04, 2:12 PM #3

kyle90

Laser Lover

Posts: 8,450

That I am actually an alien from Blorxia 9, in the Gleeb quadrant.

Stuff

2005-12-04, 2:17 PM #4

Reid

^^vv<><>BASTART

Posts: 9,114

Um... alot?

2005-12-04, 2:29 PM #5

Darth J

I'm about to gain a wife

Posts: 804

That she is a figment of my imagination.

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2005-12-04, 2:32 PM #6

Vin

No Longer Homeless!
Fancy Pants

Posts: 9,843

That I spy on her using a keylogger.

2005-12-04, 2:32 PM #7

kyle90

Laser Lover

Posts: 8,450

[QUOTE=Darth J]That she is a figment of my imagination.[/QUOTE]

I have the same problem, apparently, at least according to LordVirus. :p

Stuff

2005-12-04, 2:35 PM #8

LordVirus

Are you my mommy?

Posts: 554

No... She's a figment of my imagination.

Jeez... Get it right...

"And lo, let us open up into the holy book of Proxy2..." -genk
His pot is blacker than his kettle!

2005-12-04, 2:35 PM #9

Gebohq

ISB Kingpin

Posts: 8,352

I'll let you know when I get a girlfriend.

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2005-12-04, 2:36 PM #10

kyle90

Laser Lover

Posts: 8,450

Well, she'd probably have to be in my imagination too.... Unless I am also a figment of your imagination. In which case she might as well be real.

Stuff

2005-12-04, 2:38 PM #11

IRG SithLord

Babykilla

Posts: 2,639

That I visit this forum.

2005-12-04, 3:06 PM #12

genk

doot!

Posts: 10,781

Originally posted by kyle90:

I have the same problem, apparently, at least according to LordVirus. :p

aren't you dating RTgrl?
GIRLS ON THE INTERNET AREN'T REAL

Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!

2005-12-04, 3:12 PM #13

Yecti

Actually That Big

Posts: 4,084

The fact that I wear diapers under my disposable genitals.

-=I'm the wang of this here site, and it's HUGE! So just imagine how big I am.=-
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The OSC Empire
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2005-12-04, 3:13 PM #14

Nubs

SMASH!!!!!!

Posts: 1,460

the fact that she's my girlfriend on Thursdays and Saturdays.

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2005-12-04, 3:21 PM #15

Mith

Happy Happy Joy Joy

Posts: 441

Don't have one currently but will soon.

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Pimpin' Yerba Mate Drinker

2005-12-04, 3:38 PM #16

Darth_Alran

About to lose his freedom

Posts: 3,771

[QUOTE=Vincent Valentine]That I spy on her using a keylogger.[/QUOTE]

ROFL!

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2005-12-04, 3:43 PM #17

drizzt2k2

Shallow Hal

Posts: 3,124

I kind of get random thoughts at times, especially evil ones.. I dont really know how to explain it. Kind of like Ruthven, sometimes I just feel like killing people.

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2005-12-04, 4:19 PM #18

sugarless

Sweet 'n' Low

Posts: 3,467

That I like guys
>.>

Fincham: Where are you going?
Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.

2005-12-04, 4:20 PM #19

Yecti

Actually That Big

Posts: 4,084

How badly I pwned you! PWNED!

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The OSC Empire
10 of 14 -- 27 Lives On

2005-12-04, 4:45 PM #20

gbk

Posts: 10,562

Originally posted by sugarless5:

That I like guys
>.>

Really? Im a guy....

And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.

2005-12-04, 4:48 PM #21

Jedigreedo

Watch Him Squirm

Posts: 2,068

Do we have to get the hose out?

"We came, we saw, we conquered, we...woke up!"

2005-12-04, 4:49 PM #22

Avenger

Positive!

Posts: 19,146

[QUOTE=IRG SithLord]That I visit this forum.[/QUOTE]

For one. :p

Pissed Off?

2005-12-04, 4:54 PM #23

Veger

A Waste of Space

Posts: 2,800

That I'm not a dark-skinned latino, or skinny, like I told her I was.

*whistles and walks out quickly*

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2005-12-04, 5:15 PM #24

DEFINOTELY NOT SPE

Banned

Posts: 8,138

i fancy your dad?

2005-12-04, 5:33 PM #25

RTgrl

Registered User

Posts: 44

I wouldn't want her to know that I have a boyfriend. Or that I post on various internet imageboards/forums.... or that I listen to speedcore... and Star Wars Audiobooks... Oh hell. I'm glad I don't have to worry about this. =P

lol, no girls on internet, in accordance with Kayn's theory of girls on the internet. I don't exist. D:

2005-12-04, 5:42 PM #26

Zloc_Vergo

Zulenglashernbracker

Posts: 5,888

I'm from somewhere within the vicinity of Betelgeuse.

I had a blog. It sucked.

2005-12-04, 5:51 PM #27

Achelois

Fat, hairy Italian.

Posts: 824

That I'm not really a fat, hairy Italian man.

"Art is a lie that makes us to realize the truth."
- Pablo Picasso

blog thingamajig

2005-12-04, 5:55 PM #28

Temperamental

Sarcastic, too.

Posts: 3,246

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vincent Valentine
That I spy on her using a keylogger.

Wow. What a funny guy.

2005-12-04, 6:00 PM #29

Zloc_Vergo

Zulenglashernbracker

Posts: 5,888

Originally posted by Temperamental:

Wow. What a funny guy.

Indeed. Har har. :em321:

OK, yeah. Sorry.

Originally posted by Acheolis:

That I'm not really a fat, hairy Italian man.

YEAH BABY! I mean..erm...

So..if you really are a girl posting in a "things I don't want my girlfriend to know" thread..are you a lesbian? Nothing wrong with lesbians at all. Just wondering.

I had a blog. It sucked.

2005-12-04, 6:05 PM #30

I am the Stig

Posts: 10,922

[QUOTE=Vincent Valentine]That I spy on her using a keylogger.[/QUOTE]

Vinny for the win!

[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.

2005-12-04, 6:07 PM #31

kyle90

Laser Lover

Posts: 8,450

Originally posted by RTgrl:

Oh hell. I'm glad I don't have to worry about this. =P

Kak dammit, I was hoping for some hawt lesbian action. Oh well, that's what my "My Documents -> filelib2 -> Archive" folder is for (I moved it to a less blatant location when my parents came to visit).

Stuff

2005-12-04, 6:08 PM #32

genk

doot!

Posts: 10,781

Originally posted by Achelois:

That I'm not really a fat, hairy Italian man.

I KNEW IT, but how do you explain the beard?

Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!

2005-12-04, 6:25 PM #33

Yecti

Actually That Big

Posts: 4,084

some women just have beards.. stroke it and move on.

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The OSC Empire
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2005-12-04, 6:50 PM #34

Thrawn[numbarz]

colonpee addict

Posts: 11,951

Originally posted by Temperamental:

Wow. What a funny guy.

TEMPERMENTAL GOT DIS'D OHHHH BURN

>.>

2005-12-04, 6:53 PM #35

Shintock

Balls of steel.

Posts: 7,146

[QUOTE=Vincent Valentine]That I spy on her using a keylogger.[/QUOTE]

ULTRAKILL!!!

2005-12-04, 6:58 PM #36

Gebohq

ISB Kingpin

Posts: 8,352

Originally posted by Achelois:

That I'm not really a fat, hairy Italian man.

LIEZ!

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2005-12-04, 7:10 PM #37

Warlord

I am Fancy

Posts: 1,733

Originally posted by RTgrl:

Star Wars Audiobooks...

that anthony heald has got a beautiful voice [http://www.tjs.oscempire.net/images/kiss.gif]

2005-12-04, 7:38 PM #38

mscbuck

"You Would Have Been BALEETED..."

Posts: 3,897

That was gold.

"His Will Was Set, And Only Death Would Break It"

"None knows what the new day shall bring him"

2005-12-04, 7:40 PM #39

THRAWN

Soon to be banned via neo-conservative conspiracy

Posts: 3,241

There are 21 things I wouldn't want my gf to know.

I just can't remember their names.

I can't think of anything to put here right now.

2005-12-04, 7:57 PM #40

Wolfy

I TYPE LOUD

Posts: 10,623

[QUOTE=Vincent Valentine]That I spy on her using a keylogger.[/QUOTE]

Vinny wins.

the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken