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The food of your choice

2005-12-04, 7:45 PM #1

Tibby

Ribberium Mempyre!

Posts: 12,497

Will end you'r life tonight!

Give a food and the next poster must post a food AND how they would kill you USING THAT FOOD.

Ill start..

An Apple

2005-12-04, 8:00 PM #2

Squirrel King

NEVER.

Posts: 5,369

I'd put it in a bottle with a sharp object attached to a cork in the opening. I'd ferment it and as the c02 builds up pressurre I would release the cork and it would fly and kill you.

CHICKEN

2005-12-04, 8:02 PM #3

Tibby

Ribberium Mempyre!

Posts: 12,497

Use a marker to brown it but not cook it. Then feed it to you

PASTA

2005-12-04, 8:02 PM #4

Nightwind

Inadequate Member

Posts: 847

I'd beat you to death with the drumsticks, of course.

PIE

EDIT: Damn insta-posters... :p

The man in black fled across the desert, and the Gunslinger followed...

2005-12-04, 8:03 PM #5

Tibby

Ribberium Mempyre!

Posts: 12,497

[Please edit that]

2005-12-04, 8:08 PM #6

ragna

RAGNA ANGARY

Posts: 2,023

I'd put a gun to your head and make you eat the pasta, to which I had added metal shards to open your stomach (se7en reference... )

STEAK

2005-12-04, 8:14 PM #7

Double Helix

Genetically Engineered

Posts: 583

I would take the bone out (of the steak) and make a trap where I dig a hole and put the sharp bone facing up, then cover the hole and lure you into walking over it using the force. This would result in a plunge down into the earth, your short fall (and life) ended by a sharp bone pointing upward.

Meatballs

"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!" Anyone who recognizes this quote is awsome.