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I think I love my car too much.
2005-12-07, 12:13 PM #1
Yesterday, I stepped outside to go to work. I walked over and started my car, and was standing outside the car waiting for it to warm up and knocking off extra snow, when I noticed some bird poop on the hood of the car. My first thought was literally, "I'm gonna hunt that bird down and kill it." My second thought was "I wonder if DNA testing can be done to determine the identity of the bird."

I'm not kidding. I'm pathetic.
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2005-12-07, 12:15 PM #2
Especially when one considers it's not even that great of a car.... :p
2005-12-07, 12:17 PM #3
It's an awesome car. Die.

(and thanks for the christmas card)
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2005-12-07, 12:19 PM #4
You're just insane. :p
Pissed Off?
2005-12-07, 1:03 PM #5
Get a Mercury Mistress. Y'know...
DO NOT WANT.
2005-12-07, 1:08 PM #6
My Car:
*wakes up
*goes to start it
Car: ZOMG YOU SUCKS
*me :(
2005-12-07, 1:39 PM #7
sarn- what kind of car is it?
i know a vegan dairy farmer
2005-12-07, 2:07 PM #8
Umm...look who you are talking to...
The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

-G Man
2005-12-07, 2:10 PM #9
Originally posted by KnightRider2000:
Umm...look who you are talking to...


what???
i know a vegan dairy farmer
2005-12-07, 2:11 PM #10
Originally posted by saxmanga:
what???


You obviously haven't read my previous car posts.
The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

-G Man
2005-12-07, 2:17 PM #11
I did think that it was a very "KnightRider-ish" thing to think, actually.
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2005-12-07, 7:06 PM #12
So the gas in the tank...is that...uh...nevermind.
I had a blog. It sucked.
2005-12-07, 7:46 PM #13
it's a 2002 Toyota Camry. (6 disc cd changer, heated leather seats, sun/moon roof, alloy wheels, 12" Kenwood sub, etc)

And Zloc, what?
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2005-12-07, 7:49 PM #14
I most certainly did NOT make a bad reference to any sexually related fluids in my last posts, because that would be STUPID. Why would I go and do that?

:em321:
I had a blog. It sucked.
2005-12-07, 8:27 PM #15
Originally posted by KnightRider2000:
You obviously haven't read my previous car posts.

i don't recall asking what you drive, genius. i remember asking sarn...
i know a vegan dairy farmer
2005-12-08, 7:26 AM #16
Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill:
it's a 2002 Toyota Camry. (6 disc cd changer, heated leather seats, sun/moon roof, alloy wheels, 12" Kenwood sub, etc)

And Zloc, what?


sun/moon roofs are for wussies. Panorama roofs rock. :P
Last edited by mb; today at 10:55 AM.

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