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My ex-girlfriend is a whore
2005-12-07, 3:30 PM #1
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Yeah, so two weeks have gone by since we broke up.

Even though she said I could stay here in the apartment until the end of the lease (my name's not on it), she asked me what I plan on doing after the holidays. She wants me out so her gay (yes, that's right, he's gay) lover can move in.

Seriously. WTF. How do you go out with someone for 3 years, cheat on him with a homosexual and then want to move in with this gay person right after breaking up with the b/f??!!!

I've been looking for a place. I've got potential with one, but it's kind of pricey. ($700 for a 3 1/2, downtown Montreal, all included with heated indoor pool and indoor parking). I'm going apartment shopping in Verdun tomorrow.

I needed to rant. I just don't get what the **** went off in her ****ing head. ****ing skank.

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2005-12-07, 3:32 PM #2
Just be glad it's over. This chick is obviously damaged goods and you will be better off without her.
2005-12-07, 3:32 PM #3
Does she know he's gay?
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2005-12-07, 3:32 PM #4
spike her with heroin, then she wont have any sort of life 6 months down the line.
2005-12-07, 3:39 PM #5
[QUOTE=Glyde Bane]Does she know he's gay?[/QUOTE]

Yes. The thing is, this guy doesn't want to be gay, for social reasons. So he keeps trying with women, but it always ends up not working.
2005-12-07, 3:45 PM #6
Laugh at the couple, and at how dillusional they are. It won't work. Just leave knowing that they're screwed.
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2005-12-07, 3:46 PM #7
Meh, if some chick cheated on me I'd be out the day I found out.
2005-12-07, 3:50 PM #8
Well, at least you're not licking your lips while thinking about 9mm goodness.
omnia mea mecum porto
2005-12-07, 3:52 PM #9
Originally posted by Roach:
Well, at least you're not licking your lips while thinking about 9mm goodness.

thats for the one she's cheating with, it IS Brian
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2005-12-07, 3:52 PM #10
Originally posted by Brian:
Meh, if some chick cheated on me I'd be out the day I found out.


.
2005-12-07, 3:54 PM #11
Originally posted by Brian:
Meh, if some chick cheated on me I'd be out the day I found out.


I've probably only slept here two or three nights since we broke up.

However, between 40-48 hours at work, 20 hours of school, and homework, it's hard to find the time to go looking for a place to live. :-/
2005-12-07, 3:54 PM #12
Originally posted by Roach:
Well, at least you're not licking your lips while thinking about 9mm goodness.


That ***** ain't worth it.
2005-12-07, 3:59 PM #13
That's the spirit.
omnia mea mecum porto
2005-12-07, 4:00 PM #14
Man, that's rough. You've got a winter break from school coming up pretty soon, right?
Pissed Off?
2005-12-07, 4:06 PM #15
Originally posted by Avenger:
Man, that's rough. You've got a winter break from school coming up pretty soon, right?


The 23rd. I'm heading back home to see my family. I get a week and a half off of work and school.

She's heading back home too, but leaves earlier (17th or 19th, I can't remember) and comes back around the 15th. I come back the 3rd, so I plan on moving then, and letting that ***** come home to an empty apartment. Seeing as she owns pratically nothing here, I'd love to see the look on her face when she gets back.
2005-12-07, 4:13 PM #16
Rig the apartment with a surveilence system.. That way after you move out, you can see that look.. and more. :|

...dang that was wrong on so many levels...

*runs away
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2005-12-07, 4:37 PM #17
is it hell wrong, he can sell it!
2005-12-07, 4:52 PM #18
Try sleeping with her lover.
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2005-12-07, 5:30 PM #19
ok... I don't feel so bad anymore.
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2005-12-07, 5:31 PM #20
Originally posted by Wolfy:
Try sleeping with her lover.


Maybe I could turn him gay again.

:em321:
2005-12-07, 5:36 PM #21
are you.. good enough for that? :p
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2005-12-07, 5:38 PM #22
There's only one way to find out.
2005-12-07, 5:44 PM #23
Originally posted by Roach:
Well, at least you're not licking your lips while thinking about 9mm goodness.

Meh, 9mm is for weenies.
2005-12-07, 5:51 PM #24
If you're not licking your lips while thinking about a low-yield tactical nuke you aren't a man.
2005-12-07, 5:53 PM #25
Originally posted by saberopus:
If you're not licking your lips while thinking about a low-yield tactical nuke you aren't a man.



Or a couple 12-gauge sabot rounds.
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2005-12-07, 6:01 PM #26
$700 a month, for THAT? That's a deal if I ever heard one. Around here, even 2-4 room apartments are in the $700-$1000 range, if not more. Put an add in the newspaper for a roomie, and you'll be all set.
2005-12-07, 6:01 PM #27
Originally posted by Shintock:
Maybe I could turn him gay again.

:em321:

The would be the most amazing revenge story ever.
2005-12-07, 6:25 PM #28
no, teh ulimate revenge would be if the gay guy had a.i.d's and gave the whore the disease.

THAT, my friend, would be ... actually thats really horrible, forget I said that.


Lets play it safe and just comment "Kill them, Kill them ALL"
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2005-12-07, 7:07 PM #29
All this thread title made me think about was this...

[http://justinteague.com/blog/wp-content/images/tn_Celebrity_Jeopardy_-_Jap_Anus_Relations.png]
The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

-G Man
2005-12-07, 7:23 PM #30
I know the feeling. I had an ex do some similar stuff. Funny part is her life in a wreck now.

As far as revenge, just walk out. Sure you could go bring another girl home and do something to make this woman mad, but she'll also know she got you mad.
I can't think of anything to put here right now.
2005-12-07, 7:38 PM #31
ok..
2005-12-07, 8:32 PM #32
You could come live with me. Considering our humor is almost identical, I think we'd get along great.
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2005-12-07, 8:36 PM #33
kirb, 'tock, genk mansexpile! (maybe caz and yecti, too)
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2005-12-07, 8:55 PM #34
that many massassians in a sexpile would cause a black hole.
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2005-12-07, 8:57 PM #35
truth
gbk is 50 probably

MB IS FAT
2005-12-07, 9:42 PM #36
hahahaha
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2005-12-07, 10:06 PM #37
Originally posted by Brian:
Meh, if some chick cheated on me I'd be out the day I found out.
with half her stuff.
2005-12-07, 11:35 PM #38
Originally posted by Shintock:
The 23rd. I'm heading back home to see my family. I get a week and a half off of work and school.

She's heading back home too, but leaves earlier (17th or 19th, I can't remember) and comes back around the 15th. I come back the 3rd, so I plan on moving then, and letting that ***** come home to an empty apartment. Seeing as she owns pratically nothing here, I'd love to see the look on her face when she gets back.



Well done.
Pissed Off?
2005-12-08, 1:28 AM #39
i'll tell you what you've got to do

you've got to kill the *****, and bury her in the junk yard
I am constant as the northern star
2005-12-08, 3:22 AM #40
i still think my heroin whore pimp video camera moneymaking scheme is the best, and much easier to get away with legally.

its a win win situation, profitable revenge!

and ruthys comments on aids are hilarious.
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