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2005-12-09, 5:00 PM #1
Santa Claus isn't real...

...

Neither is the easter bunny

Ok, that's my pointless thread for the month.
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2005-12-09, 5:00 PM #2
...I hate you.

Don't ruin holidays.
nope.
2005-12-09, 5:08 PM #3
I believe in the Easter Beagle anyways. :)
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Very funny Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
2005-12-09, 5:09 PM #4
I still have 2 friends that believe in Santa.


WTF!?

Oh, and one of them tried to prove Santa's existence with a stupid CGI movie of Santa flying around the Statue of Liberty HERE! He also tried to convince me they could be sued or something for lying about that. :rolleyes: What an idiot.
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2005-12-09, 5:39 PM #5
Ah yes, the NORAD Santa tracker... I guess ever since the cold war ended; they've had nothing better to do.
Stuff
2005-12-09, 5:44 PM #6
What? There isn't really a fat guy that watches me sleep and knows when I'm being naughty???


Now I can leave my bayonet in my closet.
"We came, we saw, we conquered, we...woke up!"
2005-12-09, 6:23 PM #7
Originally posted by Jedigreedo:
What? There isn't really a fat guy that watches me sleep and knows when I'm being naughty???


Just because Santa doesn't exist, don't rule out the possibility. :em321:
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2005-12-09, 6:51 PM #8
*snicker*
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

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2005-12-09, 7:31 PM #9
There will always be a santa in MY p<pants>s!
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2005-12-09, 7:32 PM #10
Originally posted by JediKirby:
There will always be a santa in MY p<pants>s!


Too bad it's not a gift that keeps on giving.
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2005-12-09, 7:39 PM #11
He can come down my chimney anytime.
Stuff
2005-12-09, 7:45 PM #12
But what about the Easter Platapus with his Easter Shrimp?

<3 Invader Zim
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Last Stand
2005-12-09, 8:51 PM #13
ANAKIN SKYWALKER KILLS DUMBLEDORE
2005-12-09, 10:45 PM #14
Voldemort is Luke's Father, but his real name is Tom Riddle, so Luke's real name is Luke Riddle. And he kissed his sister, Princess Riddle in episode 4
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2005-12-09, 11:34 PM #15
Originally posted by 'Thrawn[numbarz:
']ANAKIN SKYWALKER KILLS DUMBLEDORE


<3
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2005-12-10, 5:50 AM #16
http://attrition.org/misc/humor/xmas-proof.html

[edit: Better page]
Sorry for the lousy German
2005-12-10, 6:56 AM #17
Originally posted by Impi:
http://attrition.org/misc/humor/xmas-proof.html

[edit: Better page]


That was halarious
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2005-12-10, 10:46 AM #18
Originally posted by kyle90:
Ah yes, the NORAD Santa tracker... I guess ever since the cold war ended; they've had nothing better to do.


Apparantly there was an ad in some paper for a number kids could call to talk to Santa... but the newspaper accidentally printed the number for NORAD instead... NORAD's switchboard was flooded Dec 24th evening :D Luckily they were good humored about it and let the kids know they spotted Santa on their radar.

2005-12-10, 1:45 PM #19
I do kinda like NORAD's page design though. Rather spiffy.

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