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☖ Forums → Discussion Forum → Dane Cook is the ****ing man!!!
Dane Cook is the ****ing man!!!
2005-12-10, 1:14 PM #1
Dane Cook on the Insomniac tour... watch how he amps up the energy level.

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2005-12-10, 1:24 PM #2
he's the best.
2005-12-10, 1:52 PM #3
Dane Cook freaking rocks!
Pissed Off?
2005-12-10, 2:31 PM #4
shame his nicks jokes from other comics, and re-uses the jokes.
My my you guys should listen to Keith and the Girl podcast.
Flying over there some were...
2005-12-10, 2:54 PM #5
It's all about Lewis Black.
MithShrike: First Mateneer
Pimpin' Yerba Mate Drinker
2005-12-10, 2:59 PM #6
I'm just not a big fan of Cook. I really don't find him that stand-out to other comics, and I just don't find him funny.
"His Will Was Set, And Only Death Would Break It"

"None knows what the new day shall bring him"
2005-12-10, 3:03 PM #7
Originally posted by Mith:
It's all about Lewis Black.


Hell yes.

I want to see him live some day.
2005-12-10, 3:07 PM #8
Man that was some good stuff, I've seen him before on Comedy Central, but this Insomniac Tour was great!
2005-12-10, 3:14 PM #9
It started out kinda crappy and I was like 'ehhh...' but it got much better further into the vid.
2005-12-10, 3:32 PM #10
Originally posted by Anakin-Paul:
shame his nicks jokes from other comics, and re-uses the jokes.
My my you guys should listen to Keith and the Girl podcast.


other comediands have stolen bits from him(not the other way around), and yes, all comedians re-use their jokes. you think they write contantly? you cant come up with two hours of new jokes for every show when you're on the road. he gradually integrates new stuff and sometimes modifies his older stuff and it's still all funny as hell.
2005-12-10, 4:34 PM #11
Dane Cook is one of the best. Have both his CDs.
The tired anthem of a loser and a hypocrite.
2005-12-10, 4:45 PM #12
I have that shirt.

Infact I'm wearing it right now.
nope.
2005-12-10, 4:57 PM #13
Dane Cook is amazing, I saw him when he came here.



"CLOSED CAPTIONED FOR THE DANE COOK IMPAIRED"
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2005-12-10, 5:16 PM #14
Wow, must be one of those "you've got to have grown up in this country" type comedians (especially about watching The Price is Right, it's more like Bargain Hunt or Quincy over here), it barely raised more than a grin most of the time and even that only started after the first ten minutes. Admittedly the last section got a bit more universal! :D He's a bit like a ruder American version of Peter Kay I guess.
2005-12-10, 5:42 PM #15
Derek Edwards is one of my favourites, and there are a few others but their names are always so hard to remember.

"Often you meet a girl, your talking and shes very caring and sensitive about the things you care about, after a while, not quite so sensitive huh? Something about a dinner party, my wife will come storming up to me after: "HOW COULD YOU EMBARRASS ME LIKE THAT INFRONT OF ALL MY FRIENDS?!" Now I gotta remind her: "Hey hey hey! Its me that puked! How 'bout a little cuddle over here for gods sake?!"

His timing is almost illegal.
Got a permanent feather in my cap;
Got a stretch to my stride;
a stroll to my step;
2005-12-10, 6:15 PM #16
ok, but not the best

only sometimes funny
2005-12-11, 8:32 AM #17
Originally posted by mscbuck:
I'm just not a big fan of Cook. I really don't find him that stand-out to other comics, and I just don't find him funny.


I feel the same way.
2005-12-11, 9:28 AM #18
Eddie Izzard and Lewis Black ftw!
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2005-12-11, 12:16 PM #19
How did we associate cheese and photography?
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2005-12-11, 12:26 PM #20
My friend quotes him constantly, and it's so annoying.
2005-12-12, 8:04 AM #21
4ever in my heart there will be a place for Dane Cooks comedy and he is the funniest man on the planet
Derrka Derrka Allah Jihad
2005-12-12, 6:09 PM #22
Cheese, when spoken really extravagantly gives that smily appearance.
2005-12-12, 10:55 PM #23
Dane Cook came to my school, but I was a bum and didn't go see him. :(
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2005-12-13, 7:27 AM #24
Originally posted by Echoman:
How did we associate cheese and photography?

http://www.straightdope.com/mailbag/msaycheese.html

The Straight Dope knows everything.
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