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2005-12-10, 10:28 PM #1

JudgeDredd

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Ale.

[http://www.badapplegraphics.com/octbeerbuild/pictures/bass%20ale.jpg]

Anyone else drink Bass? I'm totally hooked on this stuff. Up until Bass, I had never liked a single beer I tried, but this stuff is excellent! I just drank one in the shower and am drinking one now! Anyway, I guess we could turn this into a 'Post your favorite beer' thread.

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2005-12-10, 10:30 PM #2

Pommy

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What makes it better? (please elaborate on taste and the like)

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2005-12-10, 10:31 PM #3

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I've had it. I've had better.

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2005-12-10, 10:36 PM #4

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Originally posted by Pommy:

What makes it better? (please elaborate on taste and the like)

It just doesnt taste bad. I've tried Keystone, Budlight, etc and all of those are just nasty tasting beers in general. Bass just tastes really good. I'm not saying I've tried every single beer, but up until this point it's the only good tasting beer that I've found. My co-worker is the one who suggested it because it's one of his favorite beers.

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2005-12-10, 10:55 PM #5

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There's your problem right there. Keystone and Bud Light are crap beers, as is every beer that comes from an American macrobrewery.

I recommend the following:
Boulevard Unfiltered Wheat Beer
Fat Tire
Red Stripe
Killians
Michelob Honey Lager
Blue Moon

I can't say more than that because those are the only good ones I've tried. There are many other fine, very flavorful beers out there. Investigate any local microbreweries, they usually have some pretty good beer.

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2005-12-10, 10:57 PM #6

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I though this was going to be about BASS.

2005-12-10, 10:58 PM #7

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Killians FTW

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2005-12-10, 11:02 PM #8

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BASS

2005-12-10, 11:10 PM #9

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Originally posted by Ric_Olie:

Blue Moon

Had a few of thier Belgian Whites tonight. Good stuff.

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2005-12-10, 11:11 PM #10

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Deadman Ale.

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2005-12-11, 1:22 AM #11

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2005-12-11, 2:00 AM #12

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[http://www.aperitif.no/images/60951/Urquell-Flaske-Glass-175b.jpg]

Velkopopovicky Kozel Dark + Pilsner Urquell

The Czech were made for:
1) Consistently defeating Finland in Hockey
2) Great PC wargames (Hidden & Dangerous 1+2, Operation Flashpoint, Armed Assault )
3) Deeelicious beer.

If it breaks, you get to keep both pieces.

2005-12-11, 2:16 AM #13

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[QUOTE=Daeron the Nerfherder] [http://www.oeldatabasen.dk/pics/thumbs/thumb_41.jpg]

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2005-12-11, 2:23 AM #14

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I thought you meant

WARNING OBSCENE AMOUNTS OF VIOLENT PORNOGRAPHY

Your skill in reading has increased by 1 point.

2005-12-11, 5:07 AM #15

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im a miller lite guy

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2005-12-11, 5:20 AM #16

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Guinness FTW

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2005-12-11, 5:29 AM #17

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Originally posted by gbk:

Guinness FTW

guinness is for losers.

and gbk is...
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famous.

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2005-12-11, 5:47 AM #18

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2005-12-11, 6:05 AM #19

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Americans brew beer? ftw!

Originally posted by CaveDemon:

you forgot Staropramen.

Now we're talking.

You, sirs, have taste.

Czech beer and Belgian beer = Best in the World

Staropramen is my favourite Czech, as for my favourite Belgians:

[http://www.villevalla.studorg.liu.se/sortiment/duvel.jpg]

Duvel!

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Gueuze! (Mort Subite's is one of the better ones)

[http://www.eurobeer.net/archives/image/vieux.jpg]

Vieux Temps

[http://www.belgiskbryg.dk/images/westmalle_triple.jpg]

Trappist!

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[http://www.wagnerur.hu/itallap/pia15/hertog_jan_dubbel.jpg]

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2005-12-11, 6:19 AM #20

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All Beer/Ale/Cider etc SUCKS!

Really, Beer is awful. Tastes like Bubbely urine.

If you wanna drink something nice and get drunk, alternate between shots of vodka/Tequila and coca cola seperately. ANd top it off with some Vodka red bull.

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2005-12-11, 6:28 AM #21

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Originally posted by Ruthven:

That leads us to the next question; how would YOU know what bubbely urine tastes like?

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2005-12-11, 6:48 AM #22

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Given that I hate all beer i've tried based on its fundamental lack of a nice flavour, are there any beers that actually taste nothing like this and might be drinkable?

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2005-12-11, 6:56 AM #23

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Originally posted by Detty:

Given that I hate all beer i've tried based on its fundamental lack of a nice flavour, are there any beers that actually taste nothing like this and might be drinkable?

mmm... staropramen is one :p

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2005-12-11, 6:58 AM #24

Daeron the Nerfherder

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Well, girls tend to like:
Two Dogs (Australian lemon-tinged beer)
A. Le Coq

Or they just stick to sickeningly teeth-rottingly sweet cider or alternatively Bacardi mixers.

Try the Pilsner Urquell. It has a nice flavour.

If it breaks, you get to keep both pieces.

2005-12-11, 7:02 AM #25

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[QUOTE=Daeron the Nerfherder]Well, girls tend to like:
Two Dogs (Australian lemon-tinged beer)
A. Le Coq

Or they just stick to sickeningly teeth-rottingly sweet cider or alternatively Bacardi mixers.

Try the Pilsner Urquell. It has a nice flavour.[/QUOTE]

the smirnoff's black and premium ices are good, they're not ciders or beers tho :p

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2005-12-11, 7:32 AM #26

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I don't like sweet ciders like strongbow, I like things I can conceivably drink quickly without having to ignore the flavour.

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2005-12-11, 7:42 AM #27

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Originally posted by Detty:

I don't like sweet ciders like strongbow, I like things I can conceivably drink quickly without having to ignore the flavour.

water?

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2005-12-11, 7:48 AM #28

Detty

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yes, water is good, as are shots and shots with mixers

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2005-12-11, 10:33 AM #29

Pommy

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smirnoff ice and that kinda stuff, although the alcohol content is so low you could down 15 of those and not nearly be drunk

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2005-12-11, 11:10 AM #30

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Originally posted by gbk:

Guinness FTW

q.f.t.

American beers usually suck, but there a few I find... interesting for lack of a better word. Anchor Steam and Brooklyn Lager are two I drink quite often. Red Stripe is okay as well.

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2005-12-11, 12:45 PM #31

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When I was a drinking man, I actually liked Miller Genuine Draught. (Draft sounds funny)

Honey Brown Lager was good too, as was Red Stripe, and Red Dog. Smirnoff Ice mixed with Mt. Dew == Drinkly goodness, as does it when you mix it with Bawls.

Jager bombs are teh evil, but tastey goodness too,...

But beer as beer goes, I'm a fan of Sam Adams and Red Stripe... Good stuff.

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2005-12-11, 1:26 PM #32

Detty

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Originally posted by Pommy:

smirnoff ice and that kinda stuff, although the alcohol content is so low you could down 15 of those and not nearly be drunk

The alcohol content is only slightly less than beer. I don't drink them because i'd rather not have the combination of a caffeine and sugar high along with drunkenness.

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2005-12-11, 3:47 PM #33

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here's some of my favs...

Guinness
Boddington's
Pilsner Urquell
Warsteiner
Chmay
Grimbergen
Bass
Sam Adams

and I'll admit it, I like PBR.

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2005-12-11, 4:26 PM #34

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2005-12-11, 4:28 PM #35

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I hear good things about Maudite.

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2005-12-11, 4:32 PM #36

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Originally posted by thauruin:

I thought you meant

WARNING OBSCENE AMOUNTS OF VIOLENT PORNOGRAPHY

This made me laugh.

Thauruin ++;

2005-12-11, 8:02 PM #37

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Originally posted by Mith:

I hear good things about Maudite.

Last time I checked, you don't hear beer, you taste it.

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2005-12-11, 8:11 PM #38

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Originally posted by Mith:

I hear good things about Maudite.

Maudite is ****ing incredible.

2005-12-11, 9:44 PM #39

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YAY WINE COOLERS!!!!

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2005-12-11, 11:54 PM #40

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Originally posted by Pommy:

smirnoff ice and that kinda stuff, although the alcohol content is so low you could down 15 of those and not nearly be drunk

not from my (fortunately limited) experience. 4 smirnoffs and my friend was praying to the porcelin god for the whole night and most of the next day. Yay for being the DD!

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