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Games you should never make

2005-12-11, 12:19 PM #1

jesseg88

Registered User

Posts: 215

Post the names of games that no-one in their right minds would make. (Please keep it clean)

Star Trek: Federation Propagandist
Metal Gear Math (Makes learning fun)
Victorian Ball Z
ACLU Evolution Endorser
Hay Low (Shoot aliens from underneath a stack of hay)
BattleTech: Infantry Division (Run away as a 'Mech tries to step on you)
KOTOR 3: A portal to the Milky Way galaxy in the future! (KOTOR and MechWarrior crossover)
Monopoly: Microsoft Edition
Flower Arranger Extreme
AARP Ultimate Pension Fund (Awesome!)
SimOcean

Made you look

2005-12-11, 12:21 PM #2

ECHOMAN

"Has it won yet?"

Posts: 17,215

Sims: Prostitution

Serious gbk: First Base

SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2005-12-11, 12:23 PM #3

Grismath

Registered User

Posts: 5,177

Cordially,
Lord Tiberius Grismath
1473 for '1337' posts.

2005-12-11, 12:35 PM #4

Yecti

Actually That Big

Posts: 4,084

Originally posted by Lord_Grismath:

l.m.f.a.o.

-=I'm the wang of this here site, and it's HUGE! So just imagine how big I am.=-
1337Yectiwan
The OSC Empire
10 of 14 -- 27 Lives On

2005-12-11, 12:36 PM #5

ECHOMAN

"Has it won yet?"

Posts: 17,215

I don't think quoting the huge pic is a great idea.

SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2005-12-11, 12:36 PM #6

Overlord

Ach Mein Tongue!!!s

Posts: 2,035

Tony Hawk Freestyle Tacos for the win

2005-12-11, 12:36 PM #7

Thrawn[numbarz]

colonpee addict

Posts: 11,951

Spamusement wins.

2005-12-11, 12:50 PM #8

kyle90

Laser Lover

Posts: 8,450

Dark Forces 22: Jedi Knight 14: Mysteries of the Sith 9: Jedi Outcast 7: Jedi Academy 4: Jedi Retirement Home
Half-Life: The Radioactive Material Simulator for Physicists
Spice World: The Game
Flight Simulator 2006: Passenger Edition
3-D Multiplayer Solitaire
The Matrix: Choose Your Own Text Adventure (iPod Edition)
Super Mario Bros. Dress-Up
Gordon Freeman Teaches Typing
Sam + Max 3: Extreme Beach Volleyball
Thief 4: MP3 Pirate
Ultimate Virus Creator '05

Stuff

2005-12-11, 2:21 PM #9

genk

doot!

Posts: 10,781

006: Goldeneye

Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!

2005-12-11, 2:53 PM #10

Baconfish

ALL GLORY TO THE CONTEST WINNER

Posts: 18,004

Star Wars Galaxies

Oh wait...

nope.

2005-12-11, 2:56 PM #11

Stands for *MMRPH!*

Posts: 1,333

Originally posted by Baconfish:

Star Wars Galaxies

Oh wait...

Hahahaha buuuuurn.

That painting was a gift, Todd. I'm taking it with me.

2005-12-11, 2:59 PM #12

DrkJedi82

0x666

Posts: 12,303

Originally posted by jesseg88:

BattleTech: Infantry Division

if it was done right this could actually be a good game

eat right, exercise, die anyway

2005-12-11, 3:05 PM #13

Gebohq

ISB Kingpin

Posts: 8,352

Superman 64. Oh wait...

I'm half-tempted to whip out an old Gamepro magazine I have, where for their April Fool's they covered fake games, and they had stuff like people have made up here. Unfortunatley, I'm too lazy to even find that, much less think up ideas of my own right now. Sorry.

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2005-12-11, 3:07 PM #14

Darkjedibob

From Accounting

Posts: 4,280

Originally posted by Overlord:

Tony Hawk Freestyle Tacos for the win

$do || ! $do ; try
try: command not found
Ye Olde Galactic Empire Mission Editor (X-wing, TIE, XvT/BoP, XWA)

2005-12-11, 3:09 PM #15

Sol

Orbited by Three Question Marks

Posts: 2,443

ArtsCraft: Hot Glue Edition

SnoreCraft: Tired of Darkness

Got a permanent feather in my cap;
Got a stretch to my stride;
a stroll to my step;

2005-12-11, 3:53 PM #16

Warehouse

Registered User

Posts: 124

[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v118/chriswolfe/stuff/msj.gif]

2005-12-11, 4:04 PM #17

The MAZZTer

⌐_⌐

¬_¬

Posts: 6,095

Originally posted by kyle90:

3-D Multiplayer Solitaire

Vista is actually going to have 3D Solitaire using it's new hardware-accellerated desktop.

2005-12-11, 4:32 PM #18

Ric_Olie

Senior calculadora

Posts: 3,198

Any on this page:

http://www.phobe.com/sfi/spiele.html

Though I don't know, Cthulhu Karts might be fun. Also, Hobbit Hotties. 'Nuff said.

Marsz, marsz, Dąbrowski,
Z ziemi włoskiej do Polski,
Za twoim przewodem
Złączym się z narodem.

2005-12-11, 8:38 PM #19

Is_907

Spelled backwards, its 709_sI

Posts: 805

-Barbie Tournament 2006 (aka Unreal Tournament: Barbie Edition)
-Neverwinter Nights: The Neverending Story
-Tenchu in New York
-College, The MMORPG (actually that'd be kind of interesting...)

"*quickly adds in disclaimer that Is may still yet end up being slapped with a white glove, as all women are crazy and there are no rules*" --mavispoo

2005-12-11, 9:00 PM #20

Zell

Not the senator.r

Posts: 7,190

Originally posted by kyle90:

The Matrix: Choose Your Own Text Adventure (iPod Edition)

Haha.

DO NOT WANT.

2005-12-11, 9:17 PM #21

Rob

Bah, HUMBUG!

Posts: 13,278

Designated Driver 6: Still Sober

2005-12-12, 5:23 AM #22

gbk

Posts: 10,562

Grismath: pure gold.

Originally posted by Echoman:

Serious gbk: First Base

And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.

2005-12-12, 5:28 AM #23

kyle90

Laser Lover

Posts: 8,450

Leisure Suit Larry: CS Major

Stuff

2005-12-12, 5:33 AM #24

Verticae

gothicX

Posts: 5,082

Mad Max Bicycle Edition.

2005-12-12, 5:33 AM #25

Nikumubeki

NIKVMVS-REX-TODOA

Posts: 17,541

Leisure Suit FGR: The Other One's Bigger

Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum

2005-12-12, 5:36 AM #26

JediKirby

GoY's Pessimistic Soy Boy Toy

Posts: 17,361

[Jedi]Kirby's Dreamland Adventure: The Playboy Mansion

ᵗʰᵉᵇˢᵍ๒ᵍᵐᵃᶥᶫ∙ᶜᵒᵐ
ᴸᶥᵛᵉ ᴼᵑ ᴬᵈᵃᵐ

2005-12-12, 5:51 AM #27

SMOCK!

Didn't get to Paris

Posts: 5,292

That is the worst mental image ever, Kirbs

Ban Jin!
Nobody really needs work when you have awesome. - xhuxus

2005-12-12, 10:09 AM #28

Emon

Imon, umon...everymon!

Posts: 19,022

Olympic Curling 2006

Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.

2005-12-12, 10:52 AM #29

TwistedSoul

Probably Doesn't Like You

Posts: 759

Originally posted by Emon:

Olympic Curling 2006

i think i played a winter olympics game for N64 that had curling in it

*spam A to scrape the ice*

whenever any form of government becomes destructive to securing the rights of the governed, it is the right of the people to alter or to abolish it
---Thomas jefferson, Declaration of Independance.

2005-12-12, 11:44 AM #30

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

Super Sonic Bros.

Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2005-12-12, 12:23 PM #31

Baconfish

ALL GLORY TO THE CONTEST WINNER

Posts: 18,004

Little Genk's Big Adventure 2 : Ian's Pants Quest

nope.

2005-12-12, 12:26 PM #32

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

Doom RPG.

Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2005-12-12, 12:35 PM #33

Nikumubeki

NIKVMVS-REX-TODOA

Posts: 17,541

Final FGR Fantasy XVII: Oh God, It isn't The Final One Yet?

Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum

2005-12-12, 12:48 PM #34

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

JK4.

Game in one scentance:

"Jesus ***** how many times can I - lose/regain/fall to the darkside of- the force in one ****ing lifetime?"

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2005-12-12, 12:57 PM #35

kyle90

Laser Lover

Posts: 8,450

Elvis Impersonator 05

Extreme Pharmacy Simulator

Pong: Singleplayer "Against the wall" Edition
[http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/4640/pong2vg.png]

Stuff

2005-12-12, 1:48 PM #36

genk

doot!

Posts: 10,781

Genocide: The Game

Global ThermoNuclear War!

Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!

2005-12-12, 1:53 PM #37

Baconfish

ALL GLORY TO THE CONTEST WINNER

Posts: 18,004

Massassi : The Search For Brian's Gold

nope.

2005-12-12, 1:57 PM #38

Naythn

RIT Dork #1

Posts: 236

JFK Reloaded

This Space Intentionally Left Blank.

2005-12-12, 1:58 PM #39

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

Indiana Jones and the Playboy Mansion.

Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2005-12-12, 2:10 PM #40

Delphian

It's crystal-clear to him.T

Posts: 2,647

Virtual Proton: Race to the Nucleus