Massassi Forums Logo

This is the static archive of the Massassi Forums. The forums are closed indefinitely. Thanks for all the memories!

You can also download Super Old Archived Message Boards from when Massassi first started.

"View" counts are as of the day the forums were archived, and will no longer increase.

☖ Forums → Discussion Forum → Just for the season: Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer...
Just for the season: Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer...
2005-12-12, 7:14 AM #1
...had a very shiny nose
The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

-G Man
2005-12-12, 7:30 AM #2
And if you ever saw it

(right?)
2005-12-12, 7:33 AM #3
Saw it!
Ban Jin!
Nobody really needs work when you have awesome. - xhuxus
2005-12-12, 7:39 AM #4
You would even say it glows
2005-12-12, 7:46 AM #5
Like a lightbulb!
Ban Jin!
Nobody really needs work when you have awesome. - xhuxus
2005-12-12, 7:54 AM #6
All of the other Reindeer
Marsz, marsz, Dąbrowski,
Z ziemi włoskiej do Polski,
Za twoim przewodem
Złączym się z narodem.
2005-12-12, 7:55 AM #7
Reindeer!
Ban Jin!
Nobody really needs work when you have awesome. - xhuxus
2005-12-12, 7:56 AM #8
:confused:
Dreams of a dreamer from afar to a fardreamer.
2005-12-12, 8:01 AM #9
USED TO LAUGH and call him names.

(No combo breakers please)
Marsz, marsz, Dąbrowski,
Z ziemi włoskiej do Polski,
Za twoim przewodem
Złączym się z narodem.
2005-12-12, 8:02 AM #10
Like Pinnochio!
Ban Jin!
Nobody really needs work when you have awesome. - xhuxus
2005-12-12, 9:06 AM #11
Doctor: Well Rudolph, we finally figured out what makes your nose red.
Rudolph: Is it pixie dust? Or, or leprechaun tails?
Doctor: No, its a tumor.
Rudolph: You mean, like a magical Christmas tumor?
Doctor: No... a malignant tumor. The base of which is lodged deep within your brain.
Rudolph: Oh. Like a happy special...
Doctor: You're going to die.
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2005-12-12, 9:17 AM #12
They would never let poor Rudolph...
Stuff
2005-12-12, 9:39 AM #13
Rudolph!
$do || ! $do ; try
try: command not found
Ye Olde Galactic Empire Mission Editor (X-wing, TIE, XvT/BoP, XWA)
2005-12-12, 10:12 AM #14
Play in any reindeer games.
The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

-G Man
2005-12-12, 10:51 AM #15
Like Monopoly!
"Harriet, sweet Harriet - hard-hearted harbinger of haggis."
2005-12-12, 11:17 AM #16
Then one foggy Christmas eve
2005-12-12, 11:28 AM #17
Santa came to say
Clarinetists, unite!

-writer of Bloodwing
(a work in progress)
2005-12-12, 11:32 AM #18
Rudolph with your nose so bright,
"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor
2005-12-12, 12:01 PM #19
Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?
$do || ! $do ; try
try: command not found
Ye Olde Galactic Empire Mission Editor (X-wing, TIE, XvT/BoP, XWA)
2005-12-12, 12:21 PM #20
Then all the Reindeer loved him

[I think.]
nope.
2005-12-12, 12:22 PM #21
loved him!
Fincham: Where are you going?
Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.
2005-12-12, 12:39 PM #22
And they shouted out with glee

[I'm not so sure that's the line...]
"Harriet, sweet Harriet - hard-hearted harbinger of haggis."
2005-12-12, 2:14 PM #23
like toothpaste!
2005-12-12, 2:16 PM #24
Yippee!
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2005-12-12, 2:22 PM #25
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, you'll go down in history!

[Like Hitler!]
"It is not advisable, James, to venture unsolicited opinions. You should spare yourself the embarrassing discovery of their exact value to your listener."
"Rationality is the recognition of the fact that nothing can alter the truth and nothing can take precedence over that act of perceiving it."
2005-12-12, 2:57 PM #26
You guys all ****ing suck.

*hits all of you, Smock espescially.*
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2005-12-12, 7:20 PM #27
Originally posted by Emon:
Doctor: Well Rudolph, we finally figured out what makes your nose red.
Rudolph: Is it pixie dust? Or, or leprechaun tails?
Doctor: No, its a tumor.
Rudolph: You mean, like a magical Christmas tumor?
Doctor: No... a malignant tumor. The base of which is lodged deep within your brain.
Rudolph: Oh. Like a happy special...
Doctor: You're going to die.

One of my favorite, if not my favorite Family guy moment ever. One of the several (but still small amount) of jokes that made me laugh.
I had a blog. It sucked.
2005-12-13, 1:05 AM #28
[QUOTE=Glyde Bane]You guys all ****ing suck.

*hits all of you, Smock espescially.*[/QUOTE]


Nah, the kid that posted this thread is just a tryhard.

And nobody likes a tryhard.
2005-12-13, 4:20 AM #29
Originally posted by Rob:
Nah, the kid that posted this thread is just a tryhard.

And nobody likes a tryhard.


Nobody likes a tryhard who criticizes a tryhards who trys way too hard to tryhard to be just another tryhard. Don't try too hard to think about that.
The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

-G Man
2005-12-13, 4:29 AM #30
Oh no.

You see, I don't have to try to be an *******. I just am.
2005-12-13, 5:01 AM #31
You just have no Christmas spirit!
Ban Jin!
Nobody really needs work when you have awesome. - xhuxus
2005-12-13, 6:19 AM #32
Originally posted by Emon:
Doctor: You're going to die.

...but not of the tumour.

↑ Up to the top!