Don't recall this being posted before: The Human Virus Scanner

Logo recognition

Viruses you suffer from:

Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!

Linux
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.

USA
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]

Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.

Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.

Politics
Stop caring!

Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.

Computer Games
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.

Ultima
If you find one tell us.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Industrial (70%)
Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band.

Religion (60%)
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)

Japan (90%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.

Hippyism (78%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.

Environmentalism (63%)
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Macintosh (60%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.

Prog Rock (60%)
Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.

Entertaining

Ok.

I am a Pokeman.

Wow, that's actually so true minus the pokemon, I never really caught on to the anime craze.

Hippyism!

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[QUOTE=Daeron the Nerfherder]Don't recall this being posted before: The Human Virus Scanner

Logo recognition

Viruses you suffer from:

Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!

Linux
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.

USA
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]

Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.

Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.

Politics
Stop caring!

Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.

Computer Games
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.

Ultima
If you find one tell us.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Industrial (70%)
Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band.

Religion (60%)
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)

Japan (90%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.

Hippyism (78%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.

Environmentalism (63%)
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Macintosh (60%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.

Prog Rock (60%)
Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.[/QUOTE]

I am cliche!

Yeah, all I have to say is: pokemon sucks imo, but I still know what some of them look like. A few of the other things are true too, but it's not all that accurate

Ohhh....... Big Red Button

[QUOTE=West Wind]Ohhh....... Big Red Button [/QUOTE]

ha, i pushed that. take that *****es.

heh, that's cool :p

[QUOTE=West Wind]Ohhh....... Big Red Button [/QUOTE]

Heh, that's clever. How they got the cookie to display the apache 404 page is something I'd like to know.

Viruses you suffer from:

Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.


Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.


Religion
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)


British
No need for cure. Benign virus.


Windows
Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck.
As an extra feature the boxes look nice.


Politics
Stop caring!


Hippyism
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.


Conspiracy Theory
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.


Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Pokemon (60%)
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!


Linux (80%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.


USA (70%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]


Industrial (70%)
Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band.


Japan (60%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.


BBCB (70%)
CTRL-Break, and get a real computer. Repeat: "Mode 7 was not a good thing."


Discordia (90%)
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.


Brand Names (90%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.


Computer Games (90%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.


Macintosh (60%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.


Prog Rock (60%)
Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.

Why the hell is Southampton a virus?

Maybe football is a virus? ManU was there too.

Human Virus Scanner

The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.
Viruses you suffer from:

Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!

Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.

Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.

Japan
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.

Windows
Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck.
As an extra feature the boxes look nice.

Politics
Stop caring!

Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.

Conspiracy Theory
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.

Macintosh
Use a mouse with more than one button.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Linux (80%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.

British (70%)
No need for cure. Benign virus.

Computer Games (60%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.

Hippyism (80%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.

Environmentalism (63%)
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Prog Rock (60%)
Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.

[QUOTE=West Wind]Ohhh....... Big Red Button [/QUOTE]

I definitely clicked that.

I appear to suffer from both windows AND mac OSX. Awesome.




Human Virus Scanner

The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.
Viruses you suffer from:

TotL
Go read Brunching

Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.

British
No need for cure. Benign virus.

Windows
Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck.
As an extra feature the boxes look nice.

Politics
Stop caring!

Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.

Hippyism
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.

Conspiracy Theory
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.

Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Macintosh
Use a mouse with more than one button.

Cars
There just hunks of metal which go real fast. Ride a bike through London at rush hour.

Football
Do something unhealthy and indoors, away from the Bears.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Pokemon (60%)
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!

Linux (80%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.

USA (90%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]

Junkfood (80%)
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.

Industrial (70%)
Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band.

Gaming (80%)
Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.

Religion (90%)
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)

Japan (60%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.

Free BSD (90%)
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.

Computer Games (90%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.

Prog Rock (60%)
Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.

Southampton (84%)
Move to the Isle of Wight.

[QUOTE=Daeron the Nerfherder]Maybe football is a virus? ManU was there too.[/QUOTE]+ Portsmouth

Viruses you suffer from:

Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!


Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.


Japan
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.


Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.


Windows
Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck.
As an extra feature the boxes look nice.


Macintosh
Use a mouse with more than one button.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Linux (80%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.


Gaming (70%)
Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.


Brand Names (90%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.


Computer Games (80%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.


Environmentalism (73%)
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.