<fitcher> my dad's credit card # is 4**0 0**1 3**3 7**7 exp 0*/0*
<fitcher> whoops
<fitcher> ignore that
<fitcher> type /clear
<ProudCdn> why would you give your credit Card # out?
<fitcher> i was ordering a game off this guy

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<SRG> Metallica sold out in 45 mins :/
<NotOneOfUs> Yeah I know.
<NotOneOfUs> Oh wait
<NotOneOfUs> You mean, like, a concert?
<SRG> yes

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-[Conroy_Bumpus]- OH F*** ME
-[Conroy_Bumpus]- I FORGOT TO PICK UP MY 7 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER FROM SOCCER PRACTICE
-[Conroy_Bumpus]- 9 HOURS AGO
-[Conroy_Bumpus]- HOLY S***
-[Conroy_Bumpus]- BYE

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docsigma2000: jesus christ man
docsigma2000: my son is sooooooo dead
c8info: Why?
docsigma2000: hes been looking at internet web sites in f***ing EUROPE
docsigma2000: HE IS SURFING LONG DISTANCE
docsigma2000: our f***ing phone bill is gonna be nuts
c8info: Ooh, this is bad. Surfing long distance adds an extra $69.99 to your bill per hour.
docsigma2000: ...!!!!!! F*** F*** F***
docsigma2000: is there some plan we can sign up for???
docsigma2000: cuz theres some cool stuff in europe, but i dun wanna pauy that much
c8info: Sorry, no. There is no plan. you'll have to live with it.
docsigma2000: o well, i ccan live without europe intenet sites.
docsigma2000: but till i figure out how to block it hes sooooo dead
c8info: By the way, I'm from Europe, your chatting long distance.
** docsigma2000 has quit (Connection reset by peer)

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<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?
<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?
<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?

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<tHEMiDENS> ok, anyone got their list sent to fbi ?
<fyre> i have the fbi with me now
<fyre> we're watching shrek 2

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<DigiGnome> Real life should have a ****ing search function, or something.
<DigiGnome> I need my socks.

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<Mendo> lmao there's a wicked lookign spider on my monitor and if i move the mouse around he chases after it
<spitfire> haha mendo
<spitfire> take a screen shot
<spitfire> wait
<spitfire> that made no sense

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<orion`-`-> what the f***
<orion`-`-> i think the icecream truck just hit a kid
<orion`-`-> brbrb

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<MooseOnDaLoose> Hey Mike
<goatboy> what?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> er?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> and?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> ...
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> i dont get it
<MooseOnDaLoose> AND YOU NEVER WILL.
<goatboy> bas****


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<tatclass> YOU ALL SUCK D***
<tatclass> er.
<tatclass> hi.
<andy\code> A common typo.
<tatclass> the keys are like right next to each other.

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<Jeedo> hey baby, whats up?
<Indidge> umm....nothing?
<Jeedo> So....want me to like come over today so we can f***?
<Indidge> Wait....did you want to speak to my daughter?
<Jeedo> Yes Mrs.Miller.. :-/

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<NES> lol
<NES> I download something from Napster
<NES> And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done
<NES> I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you"
<NES> "getting my song back ****er"

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<studdud> what the **** is wtf

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<Fenris> My mom found me perusing bash.org and looking up quotes about incest, and was like OMG!
<Fenris> Now she actually goes there regularly to make sure there aren't any new text words that have been searched for
<Fenris> I saw her looking at the site yesterday, and was like, "WTF??"
<Fenris> And she said she was just checking to see what kind of stuff I look at online.
<Fenris> I swear, someday I'm just going to rape that b****.
<ctone> ...
<ctone> now theres a quote for bash.org
<Fenris> Don't you f***ing dare.

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<Raize> can you guys see what I type?
<vecna> no, raize
<Raize> How do I set it up so you can see it?

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WallJam7: roses are red
WallJam7: violets are blue
WallJam7: all of my base
WallJam7: are belong to you

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<i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b
<BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?
<BonyNoMore> wait
<BonyNoMore> never mind

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<Ephialtes> ugh
<Ephialtes> I.
<Ephialtes> Am.
<Ephialtes> Wet.
<Ephialtes> infact I am BEYOND wet
<Ephialtes> I am soaked
<Ephialtes> no wait, I am beyond soaked
<Ephialtes> I am drenched
<Ephialtes> and I may be beyond that
*** Ephialtes has been kicked off channel #ev3 by zambezi (flood)

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<pihlopase> Jesus Saves
<jbroome> pases to moses, SCOOOOORE

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Seijurro1234: IM NOT ON AOL .. IM ON AMERICA ONLINE
Seijurro1234: RETARD

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<M3rlin-> what is the legal age to buy alcoholic in england ?
<p5Ds13a06> you cant buy alcoholics
<p5Ds13a06> but if you wink the right way, some of them will follow you home for free

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<FreshBrew> IM DONT MATH FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
<FreshBrew> HELL ****ING YES
<kolby> you still in english?

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<Cedaie> Your ignorance isn't helping.
<@KTottE> How am I ignorant?
<Cedaie> <@KTottE> Do it again, do it right - Ooh great help *clap* *clap*
<@KTottE> http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=ignorant
<@KTottE> Maybe the word you were searching for was http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=arrogant ?
<Cedaie> yeah thats the one
<Cedaie> Your arrogance isn't helping,
<@KTottE> Neither is your ignorance

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Do you have stairs in your house?

Dying...with...laughter.

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ROFL!! Correction, that last one is golden.
Neither is your ignorance..HAHA. Oh yeah, and post that sex one..with the aagreeing.

[Edit: LMAO, yeah that one]


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[This message has been edited by SAJN_Master (edited June 01, 2004).]

oh yeah one more

<skrike> I think the people above me are having sex
<skrike> either that or they're sleeping restlessly and agreeing with each other a lot.

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LMAO.

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D.I.E.S.

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[16:38] Correction: dick tracy was a real man
[16:38] happydud: Actually...
[16:38] happydud: He wasn't.

[19:08] Dormouse: hi, my name's happydud and i'm passive-aggress.. SHUTUP!! *stabs nearby orphan*
[You have gained 3 Dark Side Points]

<est> are you addicted to pornography?
<ben> 5gb is not an addiction.

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[um... one more time and you're banned]

[This message has been edited by Brian (edited June 01, 2004).]

That's just... gross. :x

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Do you have stairs in your house?

Yes, yes it is.

Hold me, baby

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Dave: I support R. Kelly. I saw the video, and that b***h wanted it. The theory is, if the girl is walking in the mall without her parents.. like alone or just with friends... then she's ready to get some di**.
Banderon: Dave, look! Those 12 year olds don't have a parent with them! Go! Go!

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[16:38] Correction: dick tracy was a real man
[16:38] happydud: Actually...
[16:38] happydud: He wasn't.

[19:08] Dormouse: hi, my name's happydud and i'm passive-aggress.. SHUTUP!! *stabs nearby orphan*
[You have gained 3 Dark Side Points]

That was awesome dud

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"Just remember -- No matter how bad things get, Northern Minnesota will always be there"
-- Garrison Keeler

<anamexis> oh man
<anamexis> I was opening a coke, right
--> Beefpile (~mbeefpile@cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined #themacmind
<anamexis> and it exploded
<anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard
<anamexis> but I got it away just in time
<-- Beefpile has quit (sick ****ers)
<anamexis> :<

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The Matrix Unplugged|My Portfolio|My Levels

<Beeth> Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
<honx> well, you can stil get one from a strange country :-P
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<Kat> I just got an email from Horny Orgy Babes.
<Kat> oh gee... I wonder what it's about
<kmds> rhinocerous calves studying organic chemistry?
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<Kat> I just got an email from Horny Orgy Babes.
<Kat> oh gee... I wonder what it's about
<kmds> rhinocerous calves studying organic chemistry?

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"Just remember -- No matter how bad things get, Northern Minnesota will always be there"
-- Garrison Keeler

<Sui88> 67% of girls are stupid
<V-girl> i belong with the other 13%

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The Matrix Unplugged|My Portfolio|My Levels

<WiLdSeXyPrInCeSs> i luv guyz where would they be wifout us gals???
<XeNoX> Still in the Garden Of Eden you gullible *****.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. that's one of my favorites.

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The Matrix Unplugged|My Portfolio|My Levels

Gold

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<Thel> "You have just recieved the Amish Computer Virus. Since the Amish don't have computers, it is based on the honor system. Please delete all the files from your computer. Thank you for your cooperation."
* SephirothTheOneWingedAngel (~uole@130.39.47.11) Quit (gryphon.magicstar.net starship.magicstar.net)
* SporkBad (~LanceBad@148.246.78.170) Quit (gryphon.magicstar.net starship.magicstar.net)
* Sir_Spankspeople (PsychoSam_@216.58.5.5 Quit (gryphon.magicstar.net starship.magicstar.net)
* Ace|werk (~Cartoonis@206.169.51.19) Quit (gryphon.magicstar.net starship.magicstar.net)

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almost passed out by the time i got done with this one


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LONG LIVE DREAMCAST!!!

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<tm> hmm, our call centre manager just asked how do i turn off capslock
<Zaph0d> tm: Ctrl-Alt-DEl
<tm> she's crying on her keyboard now

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<aberration> I hear they opened a wal-mart in china.... i can imagine the people who shop there... "Hey I just made that yesterday !"


In effort to stop the postcount +1 I edit.

http://www.bash.org/?21516
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[This message has been edited by Dj Yoshi (edited June 01, 2004).]

(T1MMY) i just pinged yahoo.com
(T1MMY) 1st trial 888
(T1MMY) 2nd trial 741
(T1MMY) 3rd trial 439
(T1MMY) 4th trial 499
(T1MMY) min 439
(@Okelydokely) ...
(T1MMY) max 888
(T1MMY) avg 666
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LordKasreyn: Don't think of them as obituaries; think of them as love classifieds for necrophiliac morticians!
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<kethepoo> i remember the first time windows said "this program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down", and i was worried that they found out about the porn i had looked at




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<S51> Give a man a sandwich and you'll feed him for an hour, teach him to make a sandwich and he'll get pissed, hit you and tell you to make him another sandwich.

<+mOrphz> damn it :/
<@Lego> damn it :/
<+mOrphz> stop that
<@Lego> stop that
<+mOrphz>
<@Lego>
<+mOrphz> Lego smells
<@Lego> Lego smells
<+mOrphz> /quit
quit: (Lego) (~leet@apex|Lego.user.gamesnet) (Quit)


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<Phen-Away> I just figured out what scroll lock does
<AutistiCat> What does it do?
<Phen-Away> You see that light by caps lock? Well, it turns on when you press scroll lock

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My god... these are hilarious.

<cndz> what would jesus do>
<Josh> probably get crucified and die

<DigDug> warez > sex
<kisama> it is true.
<kisama> i'd rather watch a progress bar than have sex.

<maff> AMERICA'S ARMY
<maff> defend freedom. online. with some 13 year olds.

<@RuebiaYat> GoodScrat: has God spoken to you lately?
<@GoodScrat> I don't talk to myself

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I bet you think that's funny, don't you.

haha, that's all for me tonight. I need to go to bed. My parents are trying to sleep, but they can't because every min. or so, I keep laughing so fraking loud.


(Mootar) morons.
(Mootar) these people who live in my apartment complex are connected to my wireless
(Mootar) they must think they're super-cool hackers by breaking into my completely unsecure network
(Mootar) unfortunatly, the connection works both ways
(Mootar) long story short, they now have loads of horse porn on their computer

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<AndrewLB_in_Chise> My mom saw me walking downstairs to the comp room with a box of kleenex and she just gave me this look. -.- I've never felt so dirty in my life...

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Primus521: hey dude the funniest thing happened to me today
Primus521: im at walmart and this chick is buying a box of tampons and they are missing the upc and wont ring up
Primus521: so the cashier tells his buddy to get a price check on tampax
Primus521: the dude looks at him and says, "the kind u push in, or the kind you hammer in?"
Primus521: lol
Primus521: turns out he misheard him
Primus521: he thought he said thumbtacs
Primus521: you should have seen the look on the chicks face
Primus521: omfg
Primus521: til the day i die
Primus521: i will never forget it

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*** Now talking in #christian
-Word_of_God- Welcome Abstruse to #christian I am a Bible Bot. For more info type: /msg Word_of_God !info
<Abstruse> !kjv numbers 22:21
<Word_of_God> Numbers 22:21 -- And Balaam rose up in the morning, and saddled his *** , and went with the princes of Moab. - (KJV)
*** SageRider sets mode: +b *!*@c211-30-208-111.rivrw3.nsw.optusnet.com.au
*** Word_of_God was kicked from #christian by SageRider (Please dont Swear)
<Abstruse> I know I'm never going to be able to come back in this channel again after this, but damn was it worth it to see that...

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<Donut[AFK]> HEY EURAKARTE
<Donut[AFK]> INSULT
<Eurakarte> RETORT
<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-RETORT
<Eurakarte> QUESTIONING OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE
<Donut[AFK]> SUGGESTION TO SHUT THE **** UP
<Eurakarte> NOTATION THAT YOU CREATE A VACUUM
<Donut[AFK]> RIPOSTE
<Donut[AFK]> ADDON RIPOSTE
<Eurakarte> COUNTER-RIPOSTE
<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-COUNTER RIPOSTE
<Eurakarte> NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON
<Miles_Prower> RESPONSE TO RANDOM STATEMENT AND THREAT TO BAN OPPOSING SIDES
<Eurakarte> WORDS OF PRAISE FOR FISHFOOD
<Miles_Prower> ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AND ACCEPTENCE OF TERMS

<Kazz> Do vampires have anuses? Cause that's why I wouldn't let this kid invade a vampire's anus in this RPG, right, I was GMing, and his character was an Anus Shade, with the power to possess and control the anuses of people and animals.. and I figured that vampires don't have anuses.
<Zaratustra> a vampire's anus is present, but non-working.
<Zaratustra> like a network card without the appropriate driver.
<Kazz> Wow. You're the biggest dork on Earth.
<Sharkey> And you're DMing an rpg with Anus Shades.

<Flirbnic> I have a time machine.
<Twilo> That's your fridge
<Flirbnic> Then explain how I can put perishable food items in there and take them out several days later STILL FRESH?

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<ubuu> does hitler have a last name?
<jipe> .. yes, Ubuu, we're racist commy nazi jews, and we hate male pattern baldness
<Professor`K> Sorry, but half-way through your logic, my head exploded

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

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amandahirst2007 : why is it that when you ship something by car it's called shipment and when it's shipped by boat it's called cargo
Vincent_Valentine9 : Cargo is simply a term to describe something held on a ship, plane, truck or train. It has nothing to do with what the cargo is actually used for. The "Shipment" is an item being moved, it got it's name because back in the day, before cars, ships and boats down rivers and oceans were the main form of travel.
Vincent_Valentine9 : When Planes, trains and automobiles began to be used, the term simply carried over.
amandahirst2007 : ur stupid. asl?
Vincent_Valentine9 : ..........

(+Jimbo1`friends) where did my savior go
(@Monoxide) did you try the hill top?
(@Monoxide) i heard he was hanging around there

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These are too funny. I propose archivation of this thread...

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IMPORTANT NOTICE: If you are one of the hundreds of parachuting enthusiasts who bought out "Easy Sky Diving" book, please make the following correction: on page 8, line 7, the words "state zip code" should have read "pull rip cord."

<MrSaturn> oh yeah, and I've run a shopping cart into John Romero
<MrSaturn> on accident, of course ... but when I saw who it was, I almost did it again
<MrSaturn> my first thought was "damn slow hippie woman"
<MrSaturn> then he turns around.
<Trikky_Dikk> After he turned around, I still would have thought, "Damn slow hippie woman."

<Azif> Somehow, getting lucky with google isn't as satisfying as it sounds...

<black-ice> this girl I went out with last night was pretty cute.
<black-ice> I can't believe she said 'no' for a second date.
<black-ice> We had a lot of fun, right up until I beat her at chess.
<goKev> DUDE! You took a girl out on a CHESS DATE and you're trying to figure out why you didn't get a second date?!?!
<black-ice> Good point. I probably should have let her win.

These are great. I think I may have found my new favorite site.

This one is just classic:
<Ben174> : If they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay me is only cause i like staying here playing with Kazaa when the bandwidth picks up after hours.
<ChrisLMB> : If any of my employees did that they'd be fired instantly.
<Ben174> : Where u work?
<ChrisLMB> : I'm the CTO at LowerMyBills.com
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I bet you think that's funny, don't you.

<Zeion> mints must be very profitable
<Palmetto> what are you talking about?
<Palmetto> mints are government institutions
<Palmetto> they don't make any money
<Zeion> yes they do

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I've been reading Bash.org daily for quite a while now. Got into the habit of bookmarking some of my favorite quotes...



Hehe... I'll see if I can find some of my favorite ones...

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[This message has been edited by JudgeDredd (edited June 01, 2004).]

Hee hee hee! <3 that one so.

And Wolfy stole my all-time favourite, the time-machine one

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[Blue Mink Bifocals !] [fsck -Rf /world/usr/] [<!-- kalimonster -->] [Capite Terram]
"If all those usefull inventions that are lyable to abuse, should therefore be concealed, there is not any Art or Science, which might be lawfully profest."
-John Wilkins, Mercury, or the Secret and Swift messenger, shewing how a man may with privacy and speed Communicate his thoughts to a Friend at any distance (London, 1641)
NPC.Interact::PressButton($'Submit');

<KevM> quit the farcical shenanigans you duncical misrepresentation of a homo sapien
<andycode> I find your misanthropic antics most ironic in their malevolent disposition.
<andycode> Moreover, the mere implications of your pathetic facade is illigitimate in its duplicitious atrocity.
<KevM> your virulent discourse is quite misguided in it's underhanded attempts to slight me
<Khross> And you're fat.

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The_Fur: where do i fail again?
BadMojo: First off, you're the product of a failed abortion. Then your mother failed to drown you properly, only enhancing your retardation. Then you failed to develop inter-personal skills, a sense of a humour, and functioning testicles. After that, you completely failed to "have sex" or what I like to call "f***ing." After which, you failed to enhance your brain to a proper level.
BadMojo: Then, you failed to make sensible arguements, failed to make funny statements, failed to win, and invariably you will try to shoot yourself in the skull and fail at that too, whereupon you will accidentally shoot two house cats and a small schoolgirl.
BadMojo: Then you will fail to make a logical case in court, where you will fail to be found innocent, and you will go to prison, where the only thing you will succeed at is being jail raped and then murdered by a fatman
BadMojo: Okay, let me rephrase: you will fail to properly protect your anus from a fatman in prison, and you will fail to have a knife-proof head, directly resulting in your subsequent failure to live
BadMojo: whereupon your organs will be donated to science, where your heart will fail, killing a small child, your lungs will fail, killing an elderly man, your liver will fail, killing a recovering alcoholic, and your kidneys will fail, making somebody pee everywhere

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One of my absolute favorites...

<@Hinkey> !addban *!*@*.com
* ChanServ sets mode: -oo Hinkey|dual|sleep CannibalCorpse|server
* ChanServ sets mode: -o Urban
* ChanServ sets mode: -oo wacko Hinkey
* ChanServ sets mode: -o D3adlode
* ChanServ sets mode: -vv deyja Ed|shower
* ChanServ sets mode: -vv mr_P`gone Puck
* ChanServ sets mode: +b *!*@*.com
* CannibalCorpse|server was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey))
* Ed|shower was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey))
* deyja was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey))
* Hinkey|dual|sleep was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey))
* this_is_the_clown was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey))
* DaJoob was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey))
* Tragik was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey))
* Urban was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey))
* Puck was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey))
* Creutzfeld|away was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey))
* TheSkaarj-corner was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey))
* mr_P`gone was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey))
* BOLL was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey))
* Quasar was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey))
* jake^the^cake was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey))
* Hinkey was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey))
* diamond-optic|mapping was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey))
* wacko was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey))
* D3adlode was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey))
<+Frie|mapping> MO - MO - MO - MONSTERKILL !!!!

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<Dedge> When you kill 6 people in Unreal Tournament it's "Monster Kill", In Quake3 it's "Excellent", in Counter-Strike it's "Kicked by console"

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figs: whatcha doin man
trawlz: moping cause i have no life, you?
figs: just opened like 50 starburst
figs: gonna see how many i can put in my mouth at once =D
trawlz: well ****. i feel better already

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<arsen^> just did apt-get update
<arsen^> went to get a coffee, came back and screen is blank
<arsen^> not sure what its doing
<@directhex> press a button
<@directhex> it's called a screen saver
<arsen^> why the hell :/

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This is during a joke where 2-D is acting Japanese in another room

<The_2-D> He said ditto to me, and I said ditto is japanese for truck
<Ten> AHAHAHA
<Ten> TRUCK
<The_2-D> So he will go through the rest of his life telling people ditto is Japanese for truck.
<Ten> lets hope so
<The_2-D> And on my death bed, someone will end up using the word ditto, and someone around my bed will say, "that's Japanese for truck."
<Ten> AHAHAHAHA
<Ten> youll die laughing
<Ten> and no one will know why

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<glix> oh ****... i farted and a little more than air came out.....
<glix> ****
<glix> anyone who has tips on how to leave the chair without making a mess, msg me ASAP
<cainBoy> lmao

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<Zeta7> I'll just avoid downloading porn
<Zeta7> heh
<pkeffect>
<Zeta7> that's where the viruses come from usually
<pkeffect> just like in real life

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I'll admit to Reactor CTF, Duel Abyss, Duel Turbulent, Duel Dustball, and even the CCCP, but not Sky High! (my first, be kind!) Ok so maybe I will.