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2005-12-13, 11:32 AM #1
Warning: Language and Gore and Blood and Violence and Death and Murder and Fire and Zombies and Blinking Lights and Seizures!

*snip*
Think while it's still legal.
2005-12-13, 11:53 AM #2
I ain't clicking. :(
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2005-12-13, 11:56 AM #3
It's safe, its a game. Pretty fun too. Just make sure you realize that the idea is not to die, not to kill every zombie. You don't really have the ammo to do that (at least until level 2)
2005-12-13, 12:01 PM #4
Hasn't this been posted before?

Fun the second time I play it anyway.
nope.
2005-12-13, 12:11 PM #5
WOW
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---Thomas jefferson, Declaration of Independance.
2005-12-13, 12:38 PM #6
HOLY CAPR WHY ARE THERE SO MANY ZOMBIES

THEYRE EVERYWH
2005-12-13, 12:46 PM #7
Is it me, or does the music sound faintly like Black Diala Murder? And no, I didn't spell it right.

Edit: Ah, just noticed that he has the songs listed before the level. I'll have to look into some of these guys.
2005-12-13, 1:26 PM #8
4 minutes flat. Beat it.
2005-12-13, 2:32 PM #9
Originally posted by gothicX:
4 minutes flat. Beat it.

you asked and I deliver... :p

hope i blurred the first word enough...
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People of our generation should not be subjected to mornings.

Rbots
2005-12-13, 2:33 PM #10
My record is 12 minutes and 48 seconds.

And yeah, a few weeks ago I posted this.
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2005-12-13, 2:42 PM #11
Originally posted by happydud:
My record is 12 minutes and 48 seconds.

And yeah, a few weeks ago I posted this.

damn thats good, although i've only played it 5-6 times so far...
People of our generation should not be subjected to mornings.

Rbots
2005-12-13, 6:33 PM #12
8 min 22 sec
I started to mess up while going for behind the back shots :p
2005-12-13, 6:58 PM #13
[QUOTE=James Bond]you asked and I deliver... :p

hope i blurred the first word enough...[/QUOTE]

I'm not entirely sure who we're protecting here with this censoring... I think everyone on massassi knows the word. :rolleyes:
DO NOT WANT.
2005-12-13, 7:05 PM #14
20 minutes and 20 seconds
Stuff
2005-12-13, 7:08 PM #15
Originally posted by Zell:
I'm not entirely sure who we're protecting here with this censoring... I think everyone on massassi knows the word. :rolleyes:


We're protecting James's ability to post. ;)
2005-12-14, 2:33 AM #16
12 minutes, 5 seconds.
2005-12-14, 3:52 AM #17
you might want to take that down. the site has links to anime pr0n.
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2005-12-14, 4:06 AM #18
This link is safe!

http://www.minijuegos.com/juegos/jugar.php?id=3835
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2005-12-14, 7:15 AM #19
Originally posted by 'Thrawn[numbarz:
']We're protecting James's ability to post. ;)

yes, yes we are... ;)
People of our generation should not be subjected to mornings.

Rbots
2005-12-14, 5:44 PM #20
What's with the random bullet times and dimension warps haha
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2005-12-14, 5:47 PM #21
That's so ****ing awesome.
2005-12-14, 6:45 PM #22
The random bullet times seem to be matching the music, although I use the term music fairly vaguely here. They all sound like someone murdering a guitar to the sound of heavy machinery and the song titles are all something like "Death orgy massacre" by Skull Durge off of the "Beelzebub Necrophilia" album. Someone ought to make a random death metal song and band name generator!
2005-12-14, 6:47 PM #23
One of the song is "Bulging vaginal (something)"

O-o Creepy people on this planet.
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"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2005-12-14, 7:06 PM #24
Oh my

Regurgitate - Choke that Piggy. I have yet to start the level and hear the 'song'. How can people actually listen to this? It sounds like... yeah, what the person above me said, but add in the singer is vomiting up his innards into the mic. :x
DO NOT WANT.
2005-12-14, 11:53 PM #25
Grindcore is only as good as the bands you've heard playing it. Listen to Carcass sometime, especially Blood Spattered Banner, and you'll know what I mean.
2005-12-15, 2:43 PM #26
What's sad is people actually listen to this.
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