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davesdates.com makes waves.
2005-12-13, 4:34 PM #1
ok... well ripples in a rain puddle on my deck...

i made scarriest blog of 2005 according to ken speckle.
who is this guy anyway?
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Ladies of Canada, stay far away from this scary, scary man!

thanks for the publicity. :p

and davesdates.com makes the blogebrity b-list.

little stuff but nice to see. :)
2005-12-13, 4:37 PM #2
haha nice
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2005-12-13, 4:37 PM #3
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But that doesn't stop me from feeling that the man behind Dave's Dates is a completely terrifying maniac.
We all knew that already. Congrats on the publicity. :)
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2005-12-13, 4:43 PM #4
P.I.MP.
The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

-G Man
2005-12-13, 4:52 PM #5
EVAD HAS COOTIES, LADIES, STAY AWAY
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2005-12-13, 5:02 PM #6
hahaha, are you serious? i came across this blog a few weeks ago and had no idea that it was you, evad, since i don't frequent massassi much anymore. wow. that makes me laugh really hard. only at massassi... :P
2005-12-13, 5:13 PM #7
That is so insamely awesome!
Pissed Off?
2005-12-13, 5:36 PM #8
Cool and creepy!

You need to win Awful Link of the Day.
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2005-12-13, 5:40 PM #9
how many dates do you go on man!!! where'd you find the women?? damn...

funny as hell blog.
People of our generation should not be subjected to mornings.

Rbots
2005-12-13, 5:47 PM #10
Hahaha! The guy goes on a rant about how creepy you must be. You're not creepy at all. :D

Not even that, but in all of your dates, you react to the women like a reasonable person (you get freaked out by that Jenn lady when she pulls out crack), but this Ken fellow says that you love dating crack-smoking single moms and links to her page. :rolleyes:
DO NOT WANT.
2005-12-13, 5:50 PM #11
actually yeah, he's pretty creepy. :p
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2005-12-13, 6:07 PM #12
Third base is generally oral sex, just so you know.
2005-12-13, 6:25 PM #13
[QUOTE=Vincent Valentine]Third base is generally oral sex, just so you know.[/QUOTE]

There's actually an ongoing debate about that. However, I stand by the "Four F's".
Stuff
2005-12-13, 6:34 PM #14
Originally posted by kyle90:
There's actually an ongoing debate about that. However, I stand by the "Four F's".

my friends and I spent a whole evening deciding on which was better, in the end we made up a whole new system of 10 bases, 3 or 4 just wasn't enough detail... ;)
People of our generation should not be subjected to mornings.

Rbots
2005-12-13, 6:39 PM #15
Yeah, the base system isn't particularily accurate; especially in that it implies that you have to reach each "base" sequentially. It is, however, preferable to just coming out and saying "Yeah I did [insert sexual or pseudo-sexual activity here] with [insert partner's name here]." Although it would be nice if everyone could agree on just what the bases were; otherwise it makes for some confusion when you say "yeah I got to third base." "What's third base again?"

So what's this 10-base system? (Should be called the decimal system, haha)
Stuff
2005-12-13, 6:42 PM #16
[QUOTE=James Bond]my friends and I spent a whole evening deciding on which was better, in the end we made up a whole new system of 10 bases, 3 or 4 just wasn't enough detail... ;)[/QUOTE]
Ever try to play baseball with 10 bases? Sucks.
2005-12-13, 6:48 PM #17
Haha Dave, it's a good thing that guy doesn't know you have kids.
2005-12-13, 7:02 PM #18
I generally use a slightly modified version of the baseball metaphor -- first is french kissing, second is copping a feel, shortstop is heavy petting, third is oral, and home is, well, home.

Simple and easy. Works with the rules of the game well, too.
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2005-12-13, 8:40 PM #19
Originally posted by Zell:
Hahaha! The guy goes on a rant about how creepy you must be. You're not creepy at all. :D

Not even that, but in all of your dates, you react to the women like a reasonable person (you get freaked out by that Jenn lady when she pulls out crack), but this Ken fellow says that you love dating crack-smoking single moms and links to her page. :rolleyes:


Did I miss something? I saw the photographer gal with a doobie but read nothing about crack...
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2005-12-13, 8:46 PM #20
Everyone knows what second base is, T-Rex! First base is significant glances across a crowded room, second is quietly holding hands, third base is eating the same strand of spaghetti and a home run is totally smooching!
2005-12-13, 8:50 PM #21
haha. "two dates a week!" that guy acts like it's a crime. He's completely jealous you can tell.

Psh, one of my friends at work used to keep a tally of how many girls I made out with per week. My top score was 5.
"Those ****ing amateurs... You left your dog, you idiots!"
2005-12-13, 9:04 PM #22
[QUOTE=Vincent Valentine]Third base is generally oral sex, just so you know.[/QUOTE]
*sigh do we have to do this again?
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2005-12-14, 6:31 AM #23
just say 3rd base is any sexual activity that's not actually sex.
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2005-12-14, 11:53 AM #24
liek wiht teh nose?!
Cordially,
Lord Tiberius Grismath
1473 for '1337' posts.
2005-12-14, 12:14 PM #25
Originally posted by Lord_Grismath:
liek wiht teh nose?!


Sure.
MithShrike: First Mateneer
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2005-12-14, 1:39 PM #26
It was actually a really interesting read, and I'll definitely have to keep track of my dates. Youre the man, Evad.
Cordially,
Lord Tiberius Grismath
1473 for '1337' posts.
2005-12-14, 3:08 PM #27
The base system originated in the 70s, when only wierd, bored, or European couples did oral. The "Four F's" stand.
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