Post a funny/moving/meaningful movie quote... or two... but please not a lot, so someone else has a chance to put one

thanks



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Saberopus: omfq musical genuis j00 >mozart
Thrawn42689: Mozart = n00b

[This message has been edited by saberopus (edited June 04, 2004).]

err may have misquoted that one... wrote it from memory.

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Saberopus: omfq musical genuis j00 >mozart
Thrawn42689: Mozart = n00b

My favorite movie quote at the moment is from Troy, by the trojan general after the greeks have breached the walls:



I have two favorite ones from aminiseries, though. I figured that that's close enough. both from 'Taken':




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"No good can ever come from staying with normal people"
-Outlaw Star
"Some people play tennis. I erode the human soul"
-Tycho, Penny Arcade
"I'm a Cannabal-Vegitarian. I will BBQ an employee if there is no veggie option"
-DX:IW
A Knight's Tail
Exile: A Tale of Light in Dark
The Never Ending Story²[/i]

"Mother******!!" - Pulp Fiction

"Great SCOTT!!!" - Back to The Future

"OMGLIEK My LaightS/\bEr RoxORs Schwaannggg" - Obi Wan - Star Wars

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Yank - "English boy ay? Y'know we saved your butts in World World II!"
Brit - "Oh Yeh? Well we saved YOUR arses in World War III!!"
Yank - "Yeh thats true"

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

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Because you're as bored as I am
"This world is made of love and peace!"
"Let's live today, let's live tomorrow, and let's live the day after that, even if it means living in eternal pain."
- Vash the Stampede

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Randall: What did you like better, Jedi or The Empire Strikes Back?
Dante: Empire.
Randall: Blasphemy!
Dante: Empire had the better ending! Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader's his father, Han gets frozen and taken by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. That's what life is, a series of down endings. All Jedi had was a bunch of muppets.

From Clerks, as if you didn't already know.

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"I sound like angry chickens, or maybe a space robot."
-Les Claypool of Primus

BEST. MOVIE. EVER.

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Titan A.E.

I love thee

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Yank - "English boy ay? Y'know we saved your butts in World World II!"
Brit - "Oh Yeh? Well we saved YOUR arses in World War III!!"
Yank - "Yeh thats true"

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

This isn't nam there are rules!!

Nobody f***s with the Jesus

See what happens when you f*** a stranger in the a**!?!?!?!!!!!

Donnie, you're out of your leauge!!!



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OSC Empire | A.H.N.U.L.D.
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I can't think of anything to put here right now.

From "They Live" (Never seen it, but I saw a clip of the quote)

Bad Boys II:


The Bridge on the River Kwai:


Yojimbo:






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"If I had a dollar for every time I had sixty cents, I would be Canada."
"Should slice indices start at 0 or 1? My compromise of 0.5 was rejected without, I thought, proper consideration."
--@%

When you f*** with me, you f*** with the best!

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WAITER: Here’s your green salad, sir.
ANAKIN: What? You fool, I told you NO CROUTONS! Aaaaaaargh!

The only I can think of off the top of my head (from Road to Perdition)

"This is the life we chose, the life we lead. And there is only one guarantee: none of us will see heaven."

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"This hole is octogo. Ogiganeel. It's Octa.. It's got eight sides."
"He's a dead man! I'm not havin' a dead man in my cemetary!"

"Killing is wrong. And bad. There should be a new, stronger word for killing. Like badwrong, or badong. Yes, killing is badong. From this moment, I will stand for the opposite of killing: gnodab."

"Master Tang: Ok, so here were my options. (a), quickly duck left, dodge the claw and take him out with a spinning back kick, or (b), take the claw in the face, roll on the ground and die.
Master Tang: Hmm, should have gone with (a)."

"Nyah. Haha. It is EVIL, it is so EVIL. It is a bad, bad plan, which will hurt many... people... who are good. I think it's great that it's so bad."

"This tiny net is a death-sentence! It's a net! And it's tiny!"

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"If all those usefull inventions that are lyable to abuse, should therefore be concealed, there is not any Art or Science, which might be lawfully profest."
-John Wilkins, Mercury, or the Secret and Swift messenger, shewing how a man may with privacy and speed Communicate his thoughts to a Friend at any distance (London, 1641)
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<S51> Give a man a sandwich and you'll feed him for an hour, teach him to make a sandwich and he'll get pissed, hit you and tell you to make him another sandwich.

<3 Patrick Stewart


All from memory.

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[This message has been edited by Gandalf1120 (edited June 04, 2004).]

Those are the kind I was looking for. The others are pretty funny though

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Saberopus: omfq musical genuis j00 >mozart
Thrawn42689: Mozart = n00b

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Saberopus: omfq musical genuis j00 >mozart
Thrawn42689: Mozart = n00b

Katsumoto: What happened to the warriors at Thermopoly?

Nathan Aldren: Dead to the last man.

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I don't think you really want to read this anyway.

From "Return of the King":
From the scene of "The Ride of the Rohirrim"

King Theoden:
Arise, arise Riders of Theoden! Spears Shall be shaken! Sheilds shall be splintered! A sword day, a red day, ere the sun rises!

Ride Now! Ride Now! Riiide!!! Ride for ruin, and the world ending!!! Death!!!!

One of the best scenes ever.

Oh yeah, I forgot a few others.

"My god! I haven't been f*cked like that since gradeschool!"
-Marla Singer

"Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy sh*t we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very p*ssed off."
-Tyler Durden

Richard Chesler: Is that your blood?
Narrator: Some of it, yeah.

Narrator: Tyler sold his soap to department stores at $20 a bar. Lord knows what they charged. It was beautiful. We were selling rich women their own fat asses back to them.

Tyler Durden: It's only after you've lost everything that you're free to do anything.

Tyler Durden: Did you know that if you mix equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate you can make napalm?
Narrator: No, I did not know that; is that true?
Tyler Durden: That's right... One could make all kinds of explosives, using simple household items.
Narrator: Really...?
Tyler Durden: If one were so inclined.

Narrator: I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Panda that wouldn't screw to save its species. I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers and smother all the French beaches I'd never see. I wanted to breathe smoke.

Tyler Durden: It could be worse. A woman could cut off your penis while you're sleeping and toss it out the window of a moving car.
Narrator: There's always that.

Narrator: Was it ticking?
Airport Security Officer: Actually throwers don't worry about ticking 'cause modern bombs don't tick.
Narrator: Sorry, throwers?
Airport Security Officer: Baggage handlers. But, when a suitcase vibrates, then the throwers gotta call the police.
Narrator: My suitcase was vibrating?
Airport Security Officer: Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but every once in a while...
Airport Security Officer: it's a dildo. Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article "a dildo", never "your dildo".
Narrator: I don't own...

Narrator: You had to give it to him: he had a plan. And it started to make sense, in a Tyler sort of way. No fear. No distractions. The ability to let that which does not matter truly slide.

Richard Chesler: "The first rule of Fight Club is you don't talk about Fight Club?"
Narrator: I'm half asleep again; I must've left the original in the copy machine.
Richard Chesler: "The second rule of Fight Club" - is this yours?
Narrator: Huh?
Richard Chesler: Pretend you're me, make a managerial decision: you find this, what would you do?
Narrator: Well, I gotta tell you: I'd be very, very careful who you talk to about that, because the person who wrote that... is dangerous.
Narrator: And this button-down, Oxford-cloth psycho might just snap, and then stalk from office to office with an Armalite AR-10 carbine gas-powered semi-automatic weapon, pumping round after round into colleagues and co-workers. This might be someone you've known for years. Someone very, very close to you.
Narrator: Tyler's words coming out of my mouth.
Narrator: And I used to be such a nice guy.
Narrator: Or maybe you shouldn't bring me every little piece of trash you happen to pick up.
Narrator: Compliance and Liability...?
Marla Singer: My tit's gonna rot off.
Narrator: Would you excuse me? I need to take this.

Tyler Durden: WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! Ok, you are now firing a gun at your 'imaginary friend' near 400 GALLONS OF NITROGLYCERINE!

Narrator: So when the snoody cat, and the courageous dog, with the celebrity voices meet for the first time in reel three, that's when you'll catch a flash of Tyler's contribution to the film.
Narrator: Nobody knows that they saw it, but they did...
Tyler Durden: A nice, big, cock...
Narrator: Even a hummingbird couldn't catch Tyler at work.

Tyler Durden: Ahhh... okay, okay, okay, I got it, I got it, I got it. ****, I lost it.

Richard Chesler: Get the **** out of here, you're fired!
Narrator: I have a better solution. You keep me on the payroll as an outside consultant and in exchange for my salary, my job will be never to tell people these things that I know. I don't even have to come into the office, I can do this job from home.

Ok so I got a LITTLE carried away... But tell me you don't love every single one of them!

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I don't think you really want to read this anyway.

"White people don't want the same person that robs their stereos to be their savior!"
Chris Rock, Dogma

"Funny, you like samurai swords, i like baseball." Hattori Hanzo, Kill Bill Vol.1

"Silly caucasian girl likes to play with samurai swords." Oreni Shi-i, Kill Bill Vol.1



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I strip away the old debris
That hides a shining car
A brilliant red Barchetta
From a better vanished time
I fire up the willing engine
Responding with a roar
Tires spitting gravel
I commit my weekly crime

The first time I saw Chasing Amy, this speech blew me away. It pretty much sums up all my feelings on sexuality.


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/end boob rant

[This message has been edited by mavispoo (edited June 04, 2004).]

I love that movie. I'll probably throw up some more quotes later, but I wanted to put this one up now.

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Frogblast the Vent Core!

--End of Line--

"They're all perfect"
-Katsumoto, The Last Samurai

btw, it's Nathan Algren.

lot's of quotes from the prologue in FotR were good.

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Saberopus: omfq musical genuis j00 >mozart
Thrawn42689: Mozart = n00b

You wanna know the worst part? I KNOW that is his name, but I ALWAYS get it wrong. I'm slightly retarded sometimes.

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I don't want your signature on the same page as mine. It's talking to my signature, and making it feel bad about itself.

I wanted to be the first to throw up a Fight Club quote...

oh well.

"You are not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your ****in' khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.
-Tyler Durden

You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as the rest of the planet.

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Steal my dreams and sell them back to me.....

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"It's just a flesh wound" -Monty Python and the Holy Grail

I gots to rep for the thugs and the O.G's so

"Say hello to my little friend"- Scarface

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The original gangster is I

"Hey! What're you doing?"
"Thinking..."
"Well think me up a cup of coffee and a chocolate doughnut with those little sprinkles on top."

-The Fugative

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Do you have stairs in your house?

After recently watching Strange Days again i'll post some quotes from it:

Max Peltier: The issue is not whether you are paranoid, look around you Lenny, the issue is whether you are paranoid enough.


Lenny Nero: See ... I can get you what you want, I can. I can get you anything, you just have to talk to me, you have to trust me. You can trust me, 'cause I'm your priest, I'm your shrink ... I am you main connection to the switchboard of the soul. I'm the magic man... Santa Claus of the subconscious. You say it, you think it, you can have it.


Lenny Nero: Two million years of human evolution and that's the best idea you can come up with.

Lenny Nero: Bullet-resistant? What ever happened to bulletproof?


Lenny Nero: Two million years of human evolution and that's the best idea you can come up with?

Lenny Nero: This is what we laughingly refer to as a plan, right?


Philo Gant: Paranoia is reality seen on a finer scale.


Lenny Nero: His *** is so tight, when he farts only dogs can hear it.




Yeah, that's more than enough.

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WARNING: THIS POST MAY CONTAIN TRACES OF PEANUT!
----@%


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"Say Hello to my little friend!" Tony Montana, Scarface



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Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

you'll only get this if you watch the movie, but its still great:

K-Pax:



There are a ton of great ones from that movie, but that's all i remember at the moment.

And from 'A Beautiful Mind':



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"No good can ever come from staying with normal people"
-Outlaw Star
"Some people play tennis. I erode the human soul"
-Tycho, Penny Arcade
"I'm a Cannabal-Vegitarian. I will BBQ an employee if there is no veggie option"
-DX:IW
A Knight's Tail
Exile: A Tale of Light in Dark
The Never Ending Story²[/i]