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Caption Contest: Stormtrooper Edition!
2005-12-14, 6:15 AM #1
You know the drill.
After 10 captions, next poster can post new stormtrooper picture.

[http://www.combey.com/tjwlm-pg/jpeg-images/angry-stormtrooper.jpg]
The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

-G Man
2005-12-14, 6:44 AM #2
"Look sir! Droids!"
2005-12-14, 8:05 AM #3
"I find your lack of shrimp-fried rice disturbing."
2005-12-14, 8:29 AM #4
"I see my stolen mail in your coatpocket. Give it back. Now."
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2005-12-14, 8:29 AM #5
"Pardon me. I can't see anything in this helmet. The only way I can know who I'm talking to is by feeling their face."
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2005-12-14, 8:38 AM #6
"Rebel scum . . . with a tacky coat."
2005-12-14, 9:57 AM #7
"I saw Vader interrogate like this once. Wasn't effective, but it looked fun..."
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2005-12-14, 9:59 AM #8
"He looks dead. I'm going to check for a pulse!"
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2005-12-14, 10:00 AM #9
"This isnt the droid we're looking for"

LOALIMAWESOME
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2005-12-14, 10:01 AM #10
"You're one o' them blue-coats, eh? Fought for th' Independents?"
Stuff
2005-12-14, 10:13 AM #11
"Now cough, please."

NEW PICSHAR
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the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2005-12-14, 10:17 AM #12
"This is actually an AK encased in a replica shell. I'm taking this town over."
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2005-12-14, 10:19 AM #13
[old image]

I TOLD YOU THIS WOULD HAPPEN IF YOU SPIT IN MY FOOD AGAIN!!!

[new pic]

stop or i'll make laser noises! *pyoo pyoo*
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2005-12-14, 10:22 AM #14
"See the thing on my shoulder? I OUTRANK YOU, *****ES."
Stuff
2005-12-14, 10:49 AM #15
"I've got your gun inside this toy blaster so do what I say"
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2005-12-14, 10:58 AM #16
"Haha! See? You can't touch your nose, either!"
2005-12-14, 11:14 AM #17
"You think this is funny, don't you Farva?"
The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

-G Man
2005-12-14, 12:02 PM #18
Gimmie 6 jumping jacks or I'll shoot!
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2005-12-14, 12:12 PM #19
"I'm never betting with you guys again."

Or

"It's cause I'm the new recruit, isn't it?"

Or

"Hey, this isn't the new riot-gear..."
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2005-12-14, 1:09 PM #20
Tk-47 why aren't you at your post?
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2005-12-14, 3:27 PM #21
"You look... naked!"
/fluffle
2005-12-14, 10:40 PM #22
Alright. You got me Fred!
Pissed Off?
2005-12-14, 11:05 PM #23
"You can imperialize me anytime."
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2005-12-14, 11:10 PM #24
you... show me how to "raise the roof" or i'll blast ya!

we are past 10 captions for that one
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eat right, exercise, die anyway
2005-12-14, 11:19 PM #25
after the incident on mustafar, vader personally trained elite squadrons of firefighting stormtroopers, just in case
Moo.
2005-12-14, 11:22 PM #26
"The odds of successfully extinguishing a burning building in a stormtrooper costume are approximately 768 to 1."
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2005-12-14, 11:33 PM #27
Stormtroopers: 1
Volunteer Firefighters: 0
Pissed Off?
2005-12-14, 11:36 PM #28
Originally posted by Daft_Vader:
"The odds of successfully extinguishing a burning building in a stormtrooper costume are approximately 768 to 1."


Never tell me the odds.
"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."
2005-12-14, 11:43 PM #29
"Engine 157, fighting fires... with blasters..."

"All right, check that side of the street. Door's on fire. Move on
to the next one."

“Someone called about an ewok stuck in a tree?”
"Well, if I am not drunk, I am mad, but I trust I can behave like a gentleman in either
condition."... G. K. Chesterton

“questions are a burden to others; answers a prison for oneself”

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