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Hey baby, you crinkle my cupcake.
2004-06-03, 9:27 AM #1
I was bored. :S
Cordially,
Lord Tiberius Grismath
1473 for '1337' posts.
2004-06-03, 9:38 AM #2
l33t h4x0r.

Hey baby, you tickle my seaweed.

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D E A T H
2004-06-03, 9:39 AM #3
<Genki> Hey mom, you delight my fruitcake.
<Genki> O_O

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Free Jin!
2004-06-03, 9:44 AM #4
Hey baby, you arouse my cauliflower.

What possessed you to come up with THAT?

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I bet you think that's funny, don't you.
I bet you think that's funny, don't you.
2004-06-03, 9:45 AM #5
The disembodied spirit of Leisure Suit Larry.
Cordially,
Lord Tiberius Grismath
1473 for '1337' posts.
2004-06-03, 9:52 AM #6
That is freaking great.

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<landfish> FastGamerr > Satan
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2004-06-03, 9:53 AM #7
Hey baby, you vaccuum my pr0n folder.

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2004-06-03, 9:59 AM #8
Hey baby, you are too 1337 for my Koopas.

AND I got:

Hey baby, you taste my pr0n folder.


...WTF.

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[This message has been edited by -Monoxide- (edited June 03, 2004).]
2004-06-03, 10:01 AM #9
Hey, baby. You polish my pork.

You know, I think that crosses the line of being appropriate.

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<ubuu> does hitler have a last name?
<jipe> .. yes, Ubuu, we're racist commy nazi jews, and we hate male pattern baldness
<Professor`K> Sorry, but half-way through your logic, my head exploded
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2004-06-03, 10:02 AM #10
Hey baby, you mop my pr0n folder.

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[This message has been edited by MysteriousSith (edited June 03, 2004).]
2004-06-03, 10:05 AM #11
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Wolfy:
Hey, baby. You polish my pork.

You know, I think that crosses the line of being appropriate.

</font>


:[] What were the chances that such a sanitary/culinary permutation would arise?
Cordially,
Lord Tiberius Grismath
1473 for '1337' posts.
2004-06-03, 10:05 AM #12
Hey baby, you yarf my cabbage.
Hey baby, you arouse my waffles.
Hey baby, you vaccuum my secret spices.
O_o

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~William Shakespeare
People are like stained-glass windows.
They sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but when the darkness sets in,
their true beauty is revealed only
if there is a light from within.
-Elizabeth Kübler-Ross
2004-06-03, 10:06 AM #13
Hey mom, you bewilder my Golgi apparatus.


ROFL.

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2004-06-03, 10:12 AM #14
"Hey baby, you baste my babies."
"Hey mom, you eat my pr0n folder."
"Hey mom, you pilfer my pillow."
"Hey baby, you are my gummy bears."

I'm frightened

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Wiggle your big toe.
Wiggle your big toe.
Wiggle your big toe.
Wiggle your big toe.
Stuff
2004-06-03, 10:16 AM #15
you clean my ferrari
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2004-06-03, 10:23 AM #16
Hey baby, you would compliment my eggs.
2004-06-03, 10:34 AM #17
Hey mom, you arouse my mama.

[http://forums.massassi.net/html/eek.gif]
2004-06-03, 10:53 AM #18
Hey baby, you are my stomach.

I never considered dating one of my internal organs, until now.

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Superstition brings bad luck.
-Raymond Smullyan, 5000B.C.
:master::master::master:
2004-06-03, 11:00 AM #19
"Hey baby, you are my pr0n folder"

I can see how this would apply to some people here... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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2004-06-03, 11:17 AM #20
Hey baby, you fry my dreams.
[http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

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WOOSH|-----@%
Warhead[97]
2004-06-03, 11:17 AM #21
Hey baby, you pilfer my cauliflower.

!!!

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"If I had a dollar for every time I had sixty cents, I would be Canada."
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Ban Jin!
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2004-06-03, 11:21 AM #22
You can't beat mine:

Hey baby, you yarf my Death Star.

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Sorry for the lousy English
Sorry for the lousy German
2004-06-03, 12:03 PM #23
Hey Baby, You deleight my eggs.

Was the best one I had.

Or this one, which I should try:

"Hey baby, you salt my ....ARRRRRRGH!"

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[This message has been edited by Lord Kuat (edited June 03, 2004).]
2004-06-03, 12:07 PM #24
Hey baby, you upset my Death Star -- (oh s***!)
Hey baby, you arouse my squashes
Hey baby, you bewilder my eggs
Hey baby, you bake my mama
Hey baby, you salt my Golgi apparatus
Hey baby, you scramble my marshmellows
Hey baby, you arouse my daffodils
Hey baby, you toast my secret spices
Hey baby, you taste my daffodils
Hey baby, you arouse my fruitcake

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[This message has been edited by Darth Slaw (edited June 03, 2004).]
May the mass times acceleration be with you.
2004-06-03, 12:16 PM #25
Hey mom, you bake my cupcakes...

you know its true
sigs are fun stuff
2004-06-03, 12:17 PM #26
You are now my new god.

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<Outlaw_Torn> you mean your related to that damned sasquatch, Mech?
<MechWarrior> Lets just say the part of the family tree that does fork has bossy the goat in it.

<ubuu> does hitler have a last name?
2004-06-03, 12:20 PM #27
for a randomizer, it sure does like picking the same sentence structure every time. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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The sooner you realize I'm right the better off you will be.
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2004-06-03, 12:37 PM #28
Hey baby, you taste my babies.

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Superstition brings bad luck.
-Raymond Smullyan, 5000B.C.
:master::master::master:
2004-06-03, 12:52 PM #29
"Hey baby, you would compliment my LARP guild."

I'll have to try that at the next GenCon.

"Hey mom, you pilfer my apartment."

o_O

"Hey mom, you eradicate my pr0n folder."

O_o

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<ubuu> does hitler have a last name?
<jipe> .. yes, Ubuu, we're racist commy nazi jews, and we hate male pattern baldness
<Professor`K> Sorry, but half-way through your logic, my head exploded
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2004-06-03, 1:35 PM #30
Hey baby, you mash my poptarts.
Hey baby, you eat my cabbage.

(o)_o

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[This message has been edited by Sol (edited June 03, 2004).]

[This message has been edited by Sol (edited June 03, 2004).]
Got a permanent feather in my cap;
Got a stretch to my stride;
a stroll to my step;
2004-06-03, 1:37 PM #31
"Hey baby, you grind my wardrobe."

I love you.

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2004-06-03, 2:20 PM #32
Hey baby, you eat my babies.

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Mischief. Mayhem. Soap.
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2004-06-03, 2:24 PM #33
Hey baby, you arouse my fursuits.

O_o

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"For the scientist who has lived by his faith in the power of reason, the story ends like a bad dream. He has scaled the mountains of ignorance; he is about to conquer the highest peak; as he pulls himself over the final rock, he is greeted by a band of theologians who have been sitting there for centuries."
-Robert Jastrow
"For the scientist who has lived by his faith in the power of reason, the story ends like a bad dream. He has scaled the mountains of ignorance; he is about to conquer the highest peak; as he pulls himself over the final rock, he is greeted by a band of theologians who have been sitting there for centuries."
-Robert Jastrow
2004-06-03, 2:41 PM #34
Hey baby, you are too 1337 for my poptarts.
Hey baby, you upset my pie.
Hey baby, you eradicate my pie.

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"It's OK for us to randomly attack people!"
-BV

o.0
2004-06-03, 2:50 PM #35
Nice, I can use some of these!

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Do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonite...
:wq
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2004-06-03, 3:13 PM #36
Hey baby, you polish my LARP guild.
Hey baby, you yarf my roodebegas.
Hey mom, you crinkle my dreams.
Hey baby, you polish my pie.
Hey baby, you baste my Koopas.
Hey baby, you mambo my pillow.
Hey baby, you scramble my beans.
Hey baby, you eat my stomach. (not on the first date)
Hey baby, you dryclean my Death Star.
Hey mom, you fry my babies. (aww)

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Because you're as bored as I am
"This world is made of love and peace!"
"Let's live today, let's live tomorrow, and let's live the day after that, even if it means living in eternal pain."
- Vash the Stampede
"I got kicked off the high school debate team for saying 'Yeah? Well, **** you!'
... I thought I had won."
2004-06-03, 5:30 PM #37
Hey baby, you are too 1337 for my mind.



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[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2004-06-03, 6:44 PM #38
Erm...
Hey baby, you clean my stomach.

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2004-06-03, 6:46 PM #39
Hey baby, you yarf my eggs.

yarf?

Hey baby, you are too 1337 for my dreams.

<3
sigs are fun stuff
2004-06-04, 2:27 AM #40
Somehow, I actually could see GBK using these.
Cordially,
Lord Tiberius Grismath
1473 for '1337' posts.
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