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Kevin Smith is a genious
2004-06-04, 7:32 PM #1
I finally broke down and bought the "Special Edition" DVD of Clerks, and I don't think I've laughed so hard for a LONG time (most likely the last time I watched it). Except for Smith's original ending, which has some guy robbing the Quick Stop and killing off Dante. How he could even consider actually killing one of the clerks is amazing. But overall, worth the ten bucks. And to make this thread legit, post your last 5 movie purchases.

Clerks
Clerks: Uncensored (the cartoon)
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels
Snatch

Yeah, I've been on a Kevin Smith kick lately.

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2004-06-04, 7:33 PM #2
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
Big Fish
The Last Samurai
Finding Nemo
????????

[Edit: I thought Dogma sucked]

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[This message has been edited by SAJN_Master (edited June 04, 2004).]
Think while it's still legal.
2004-06-04, 7:57 PM #3
Last 5 purchases:
Chappelle's Show: Season One
Kids In the Hall: Season One
Super Mario Brothers (I love that movie, plus, its atleast worth the $5 i paid for it)
Braveheart
Bruce Almighty

On a side note, JediHunter_X, If you are a fan of special editons, you're gonna be disapointed come September, when the tenth aniversery DVD is released for clerks, including many, many features. An animated version of the "Lost" funeral scene, new comentaries, An extended cut of the movie, including the scene, and also the theatrical cut. It's a three disc set.

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2004-06-04, 7:58 PM #4
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by SAJN_Master:
[Edit: I thought Dogma sucked]

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heh, you thought wrong.



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2004-06-04, 8:00 PM #5
man all i gotta say is whaaaa?

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2004-06-04, 8:03 PM #6
http://viewaskew.com/

buy all the movies, semi_auto. now.

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The Matrix Unplugged|My Portfolio|My Levels
2004-06-04, 8:14 PM #7
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by MFalse3:

On a side note, JediHunter_X, If you are a fan of special editons, you're gonna be disapointed come September, when the tenth aniversery DVD is released for clerks, including many, many features. An animated version of the "Lost" funeral scene, new comentaries, An extended cut of the movie, including the scene, and also the theatrical cut. It's a three disc set.

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Damn it...
Oh, and SAJN, I've always thought Dogma was supposed to be more of a satire than a comedy.
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2004-06-04, 8:34 PM #8
Kill Bill vol. 1
School of Rock
Master and Commander
The Thing
The Triplets of Belleville


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2004-06-05, 1:30 AM #9
Lessee.

1&2) Spaced: Complete series one & two [counts as two discs] (THANK YOU ENGLAND-LANDERS for making such a great series!)
3) Das Boot: Complete Miniseries (the 6 hour version. Only bad point is that the sound isn't as fantastic in the depthcharge and attack scenes as in the previous Director's Cut release.)
4) Brazil (Effects and sound show it's age. Terry Gilliam is superbly bizarre. Bonus points for having protagonist drive around in a Messerchmitt KR 200 car.)
5) Boondock Saints

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If it breaks, you get to keep both pieces.
2004-06-05, 2:16 AM #10
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Kevin Smith is a genius.</font>

Yes he was. R.I.P man, you were awesome as Ares. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

[http://www.sword-and-staff.com/wpe1B.jpg]

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2004-06-05, 2:36 AM #11
X-Men 2 (December 2003)
X-Men (1.5) (December 2003)
A Clockwork Orange (February 2003)
Perfect Blue (2002)
Ghost in the Shell (2002)

It's more like I watch movies from TV and loan them from friends and record to myself.. but I'm sure next movies I'm going to buy are in the Star Wars Trilogy boxset [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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2004-06-05, 2:41 AM #12
The Lion King 3: Hakuna Matata 2-disc DVD
The Lion King Special Platinum Disney Classic 2-disc DVD Edition
The Lion King 2: Simba's Pride DVD


Next will probably be the Lion King Triology box set. Or TLK2 2-disc SE.

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"For the scientist who has lived by his faith in the power of reason, the story ends like a bad dream. He has scaled the mountains of ignorance; he is about to conquer the highest peak; as he pulls himself over the final rock, he is greeted by a band of theologians who have been sitting there for centuries."
-Robert Jastrow
2004-06-05, 4:05 AM #13
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Dark Templar:
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Kevin Smith is a genius.</font>

Yes he was. R.I.P man, you were awesome as Ares. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

[http://www.sword-and-staff.com/wpe1B.jpg]

[This message has been edited by Dark Templar (edited June 05, 2004).][/b]


I think we're talking...about...different Kevin Smiths...


Clerks was great, Dogma was great, Jay and Silent Bob...so-so...I need to see Mall-Rats [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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D E A T H
2004-06-05, 4:12 AM #14
It WAS a satire. The funniest satire. Ever.

JediKirby

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2004-06-05, 7:44 AM #15
Memento - this movie is a total mind ****
Matrix: Revolutions - meh, could've been so much better
Leon - I want to be a cleaner when I grow up
Pulp Fiction - OMQ, why hadn't I seen this earlier?
Magnolia - Cruise makes an incredible performance, another movie that takes a couple of watches for it to completely sink in

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Fight like a Warlord
2004-06-05, 9:48 AM #16
Yes, Kevin Smith is a genious, Dogma is one of my all-time faveourite movies.
As for the last 5 movies I've purchased....
After a lot of thinking back I've decided I have never actually bought a single movie, so I have nothing to list.


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2004-06-05, 9:52 AM #17
I think his movies are pretty funny.

Last 5 movie purchases:
Hamburger Hill
The Missing
Open Range
Matrix: Revolutions
LotR: TTT Extended Edition

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