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The 12 STDs of Christmas
2005-12-15, 2:54 PM #1
Warning: Images of stick figures showing side effects of STDs
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This may be old news, I actually first saw it last year, but I decided to post it this year for everyone to enjoy, tis the season and all.
Author of the JK levels:
Sand Trap & Sand Trap (Night)

2005-12-15, 2:56 PM #2
Is it supposed to show

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If so, I don't get it.
I had a blog. It sucked.
2005-12-15, 2:57 PM #3
Fixed.
Author of the JK levels:
Sand Trap & Sand Trap (Night)

2005-12-15, 3:03 PM #4
Heh, made me grin. Not too bad
I had a blog. It sucked.
2005-12-15, 3:11 PM #5
Ew?
2005-12-15, 3:12 PM #6
Right... that was mildly disturbing. Moral of the story: wear a condom when receiving your special "Christmas present".
Stuff
2005-12-15, 3:22 PM #7
Didn't DogSRool post this last year? Funny I remember that.
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2005-12-15, 4:09 PM #8
[QUOTE=Vincent Valentine]Ew?[/QUOTE]
.
"Harriet, sweet Harriet - hard-hearted harbinger of haggis."
2005-12-15, 4:11 PM #9
Originally posted by Echoman:
Didn't DogSRool post this last year? Funny I remember that.


Yep. I was thinking the same thing...
The man in black fled across the desert, and the Gunslinger followed...

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