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My girlfriend is getting fat.
2005-12-16, 8:13 AM #1
But she's still hawt.
(Ok, so its fat from the growing appetite from the growing Jepbaby in her stomach)

She's been pregnant for a month and a half now, so it doesn't show very much (or at all lol, I'm probably just seeing a bloated belly)

So why am i talking about this? Dunno got bored and the Create New Topic button looked fun.

/discuss /flame /bait /maim /kill /mutilate
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Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2005-12-16, 8:25 AM #2
U R TEH DAD!! CAN YUO DRIVE MEH TO SOCKAR PRACKTISS!?
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2005-12-16, 8:29 AM #3
We need before and after pictures to make this thread any fun.
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2005-12-16, 8:42 AM #4
Originally posted by Yecti:
U R TEH DAD!! CAN YUO DRIVE MEH TO SOCKAR PRACKTISS!?


*faint*

---

As for pics, well there's one of Jess in the massassian picture thread but I ain't go no cam at the moment. If I can get one, I'll post some pics whenever.

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FTW.
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2005-12-16, 9:27 AM #5
Meh, not exactly to do with pregnancy, but I thought of this when I read the thread title: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8400730120188776481
2005-12-16, 10:01 AM #6
I was all unaware of your obviously well developed impregnating skills until this moment.

Belated congratulations!

:D
2005-12-16, 10:11 AM #7
What Martyn said :)
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2005-12-16, 10:45 AM #8
[ELVIS]Thank you, Thank you ver'much[/ELVIS]
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2005-12-16, 11:05 AM #9
Weight gain is common with pregnancy.
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2005-12-16, 11:11 AM #10
I can just see it -

"Jeppy honey, do you think I look fat?"

"Of course not dear, just as slim and beautiful as always!"

**Jep runs to computer and posts this thread**
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2005-12-16, 11:25 AM #11
darth keyene put on 65 pounds (not including the baby) in her second pregnancy. it took her a year to lose it all again.
2005-12-16, 11:27 AM #12
once again jep, congrats. now we dont want to hear about the baby unless

1) you find out if its a boy or girl
2) (god forbid) theres a problem
or 3) he/she/it is born.
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2005-12-16, 11:36 AM #13
ITS A BOY, AND WHAT A BOY!

"Hmm, thats his umbelical cord."

Oh.
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2005-12-16, 11:37 AM #14
Originally posted by Ford:
once again jep, congrats. now we dont want to hear about the baby unless

1) you find out if its a boy or girl
2) (god forbid) theres a problem
or 3) he/she/it is born.


It's gonna have 4 arms and 4 legs, but that's not a problem, right?
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2005-12-16, 11:51 AM #15
Originally posted by Ford:
once again jep, congrats. now we dont want to hear about the baby unless

1) you find out if its a boy or girl
2) (god forbid) theres a problem
or 3) he/she/it is born.


You don't wanna know that my girlfriend is fat? :confused:
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2005-12-16, 12:07 PM #16
It doesn't factor in a typical day.
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2005-12-16, 12:13 PM #17
(just for a note : I know no one cares, lol, like I said before. New Topic looked like a fun button in my boredom.)

On another note : Microsoft.Respect++

<.<
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2005-12-16, 12:31 PM #18
I kinda care, but I like personal threads like these.

But yes, pics.
nope.
2005-12-16, 12:52 PM #19
What loving God would allow you to procreate?
:master::master::master:
2005-12-16, 1:09 PM #20
The same one that allowed Hitler to do what he did, or the same god that rammed his toy planes into a tower on 911.

Wait. Why am I associating with these. :(:(:(
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2005-12-16, 1:28 PM #21
That is a very interesting choice of equivocations, indeed.
2005-12-16, 1:30 PM #22
Its also the same one that birthed Jessica Alba. Hell ya, worship him.
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2005-12-16, 1:34 PM #23
Yes. Yes.
2005-12-16, 2:43 PM #24
Originally posted by Jepman:
Its also the same one that birthed Jessica Alba. Hell ya, worship him.


I just watched Sin City. She's amazing.
DO NOT WANT.
2005-12-16, 2:48 PM #25
I hate fat people.
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2005-12-16, 2:51 PM #26
Originally posted by Ubuu:
I hate fat people.


Do not insult the carrier of Jepbaby >=(
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2005-12-16, 3:30 PM #27
Quote:
I just watched Sin City. She's amazing.

Ok... seriously. She's really not *that* amazing.

And Jep, I'm glad you posted this thread, so don't take "no crap off of nobody."

And for the record, it wasn't God that crashed the planes.. You can thank our wonderful human race for that.

To be honest though, the only reason I came back into this thread is that I was hoping there'd be pictures. Dang Jep's gf is hawt. :o (even if she is fat)
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2005-12-16, 4:05 PM #28
Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill:
To be honest though, the only reason I came back into this thread is that I was hoping there'd be pictures. Dang Jep's gf is hawt. :o (even if she is fat)

too right ;)

perhaps the reason the thread has just popped up again??
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2005-12-16, 5:04 PM #29
"Aw, it's a girl! But she has a PENIS...*gasp* well, we'll have to take care of that..."
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2005-12-16, 6:09 PM #30
Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill:
Ok... seriously. She's really not *that* amazing.


Yes she is. :)
DO NOT WANT.
2005-12-16, 7:11 PM #31
This thread is worthless without pictures of hawt Quebecoises.
2005-12-17, 12:44 AM #32
You still haven't told what was the text on her T-shirt...

You know, if you have time to evaluate her weight, surely you could with the same glance read the text!
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2005-12-17, 5:31 AM #33
you're adorable, Jep. this whole saga is just too cute.
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2005-12-17, 7:24 AM #34
Originally posted by Jepman:
ITS A BOY, AND WHAT A BOY!

"Hmm, thats his umbelical cord."

Oh.


I was gonna say, cause he wouldn't have got that from your side.. j/k ;)
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