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I need to quit smoking...
2005-12-16, 8:39 PM #1
... before I go home for the holidays.

Damn stress, damn nicotine addiction.

...

So ... post your choice of cigarette. Gauloise Blondes or Benson & Hedges Special Lights here.

Non-smokers, please refrain from posting garbage here. Thanks in advance.
2005-12-16, 8:52 PM #2
[http://www.rockpalast.de/konzerte/2005/rocknacht/bilder/garbage.jpg]

god they're ugly
2005-12-16, 8:53 PM #3
But... but... garbage is so much fun to post! :(
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2005-12-16, 8:54 PM #4
But they could kick your ***. WITH A STRATOCASTER.
2005-12-16, 8:56 PM #5
BUT THEY STOLE CURVE'S SOUND OH YEAH
2005-12-16, 8:56 PM #6
The the patch or a pack of gum for when you're at home. Then only smoke when you're not around the family.
Pissed Off?
2005-12-16, 10:56 PM #7
Smoking sucks. I watch 12 and 13 year olds light up menthols every day, ****ing disgusting.

Hell, I tried it, and I hate it unless I can't taste it (****ed up).
D E A T H
2005-12-16, 11:21 PM #8
That third guy is totally Gordon Freeman.
DO NOT WANT.
2005-12-16, 11:35 PM #9
[QUOTE=Dj Yoshi]Smoking sucks. I watch 12 and 13 year olds light up menthols every day, ****ing disgusting.

Hell, I tried it, and I hate it unless I can't taste it (****ed up).[/QUOTE]

Yes, that is disgusting. I've never smoked, but smoke doesn't ever seem to bother me, and my uncle used to be a heavy smoker, and it never bothered me. I still don't ever plan on smoking though, for reasons that would start a flame war.
I had a blog. It sucked.
2005-12-17, 1:12 AM #10
Izzy smokes Marlborough lites, but I don't.
2005-12-17, 1:17 AM #11
Originally posted by Martyn:
Izzy smokes Marlborough lites, but I don't.

"I would if she asked me to, though."
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2005-12-17, 1:19 AM #12
Tee hee! :p
2005-12-17, 6:51 PM #13
[http://retronetworks.com/dump/img/light-up.jpg]
2005-12-17, 7:22 PM #14
Cigarette smoke is nasty of the third order.

Cigar and pipe smoke is a lot better. It still don't want to be around it constantly though.
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2005-12-17, 7:28 PM #15
I don't smoke, my grandparents do and I can see what thats done to them over the years, plus, it smells like <poop>
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2005-12-17, 10:20 PM #16
Lucky Strikes. I prefer unfiltered, but I've been buying filter packs recently.

Almost every girl I've ever been into smoked Camel Lights, except for my longtime ex, who is into American Spirits, which arent bad...
"Those ****ing amateurs... You left your dog, you idiots!"
2005-12-17, 10:36 PM #17
I HATE cigarettes, so gross. I only ever smoke green from a vaporizer but then no more than once or twice a month.
2005-12-18, 3:45 AM #18
Rarely smoke filters. If I do, it's John Player's Special (Black) all the way. Or Black Devils, because they taste like vanilla. And look cool because they're all black.

Usually though, Van Nelle Export rolling tabacco. Saves you a lot of money.
2005-12-18, 4:19 AM #19
I smoke hand rolled Tobacco mostly. costs me only £7 a week, to ensure I have at least 10 faygs in my mouth a day.

If I'm feeling down, or, celebrating, I will buy proper Marlboro Lights. mmmmm, the only ciggie I can stand, all the other ciggies taste like old people on fire.
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2005-12-18, 4:25 AM #20
Originally posted by Zell:
That third guy is totally Gordon Freeman.


Are you sure? Looks more like Dr. Rosenberg.
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2005-12-18, 5:06 AM #21
Happiness is a warm gun...
Sorry for the lousy German
2005-12-18, 7:46 AM #22
Archimedes that looks like a blunt!

I smoke.. Marlboro Mediums.
"Nulla tenaci invia est via"
2005-12-18, 8:28 AM #23
Originally posted by Ruthven:
...costs me only £7 a week, to ensure I have at least 10 faygs in my mouth a day...


Hah hah hah.

Oh, that's gold right there.

Ah ha.

And here I thought you are were after Asian women. Silly me.

(I'm aware what he means, but I can't resist)
2005-12-18, 8:32 AM #24
I enjoy the occasional Black and Mild, though I always smoke outside, because, once that smoke gets into the carpet, only industrial chemicals will get it out.
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2005-12-18, 8:33 AM #25
[QUOTE=Lord Kuat]Hah hah hah.

Oh, that's gold right there.

Ah ha.

And here I thought you are were after Asian women. Silly me.

(I'm aware what he means, but I can't resist)[/QUOTE]

Welcome to 3rd grade.
D E A T H
2005-12-18, 8:40 AM #26
Originally posted by Wolfy:
I enjoy the occasional Black and Mild, though I always smoke outside, because, once that smoke gets into the carpet, only industrial chemicals will get it out.


Blacks are good but there is only one way that I will smoke them.. if you take out that lining paper.. they are alot more smooth.
"Nulla tenaci invia est via"
2005-12-18, 11:42 AM #27
If you're going to smoke, at least smoke something worthwhile...like marijuana.
2005-12-18, 11:44 AM #28
Damn Thrawn[numbars]...
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2005-12-18, 1:40 PM #29
Originally posted by MentatMM:
If you're going to smoke, at least smoke something worthwhile...like marijuana.


weed is for losers, losers who go mental after 3 years
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2005-12-18, 1:58 PM #30
Originally posted by Ruthven:
weed is for losers, losers who go mental after 3 years


Not really. :P
D E A T H
2005-12-18, 2:01 PM #31
Originally posted by Ruthven:
weed is for losers, losers who go mental after 3 years


Quite uncalled for.I don't use the stuff, can't say I never did though. In the end, it's each to his own decision. By ranting on people that smoke weed, you're as bad as the anti-smoke ranters you hate so much. ;)
2005-12-18, 10:37 PM #32
I like Lucky Strikes and Camel Unfiltered. Unfortunately I can only smoke about 3 consecutive packs of each before blood comes out when I blow my nose, so I mostly smoke Kamel Red Lights. They're not very light though... don't be fooled by the name.

I don't smoke that much anymore, though.
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2005-12-18, 10:58 PM #33
Originally posted by Ruthven:
weed is for losers, losers who go mental after 3 years



I don't think more crap could come out of a bull's ***.
Pissed Off?
2005-12-19, 12:40 AM #34
Originally posted by Bill:
I like Lucky Strikes and Camel Unfiltered. Unfortunately I can only smoke about 3 consecutive packs of each before blood comes out when I blow my nose, so I mostly smoke Kamel Red Lights. They're not very light though... don't be fooled by the name.

I don't smoke that much anymore, though.


which is why I limit my unfiltered intake.

I used to buy ONLY unfiltered lucky's, but then I would wake up and blow my nose and it would be black or bloody. Muy muy gross. And that was after like 3 consecutive cigarettes, couldn't imagine 3 consecutive packs. I have fragile lungs.
"Those ****ing amateurs... You left your dog, you idiots!"
2005-12-19, 12:54 AM #35
That's ironic.
Pissed Off?
2005-12-19, 1:37 AM #36
[http://www.fitchicago.com/emphysema.jpg]
If that doesn't help you quit I don't think anything will.
2005-12-19, 1:48 AM #37
hmm I feel hungry now.
2005-12-19, 3:27 AM #38
I don't care if it's a lung, it looks like steak...Mmmmm....Lung.....
Think while it's still legal.
2005-12-19, 3:42 AM #39
Oh man, where's my A-1?
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2005-12-19, 4:59 AM #40
I'M NOT LISTENING. *holds hands over ears*

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