Here's a nice gallery of children being scared by Santa Claus and his various incarnations. Although I generally dislike this holiday (too much commercialism), I thought I'd share this little bit of Christmas cheer... er fear.

Credit to Qwantz where I found the link.

Dude, that fat guy scares the *#$@ out of me.

The horror........The horror.

My fave so far is this

Some of those Santas are down right scary! I mean, look at this guy!

Silly scary Santas.

Yeah, no wonder the kids are scarred.

# 8
# 29 awe

saw this through Qwantz today, omfq greatness

LOOK AT THAT SANTA!!! :[ ]

#62 wins

That one had me laughing for ages, ahaha.

I thought it was called Claustrophobia?

#66

Just one digit off...

Well think about it. A fat guy dress completely in red who's always happy and has a suspicously red nose comes up to you on the street. You'd think he was creepy. Now picture this; He gets on your roof, and squeezes down your chimny while you're asleep at night. Now he's in your house, unsupervised, doing who knows what, eating your cookies and drinking your milk while you're asleep. I mean, if that's what we already know he's doing, just think what the media isn't telling us? He could be standing around watching us sleep. Going through our mail. Digging out all of the change out of our couch cushion. THOSE ARE MY PENNIES! Damn you Santa!!! Why didn't you bring me a pony when i was five!!! WHY!!!!!!!

Thats why we have automated AA defenses.

EAT FLAK YOU FAT *******!!!


I think reindeer would serve well Christmas Day. You'll be picking the shrapnel out yourself though.

Just the whole thing where he "sees you when you're sleeping" definitely gives off a creepy stalker vibe.

http://www.southflorida.com/events/sfl-scaredsanta,0,2245506.photogallery?coll=sfe-events-headlines&index=9

That is a damn scary looking Santa. Who WOULDN'T be afraid of him?