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My Uncle is a poetic genius

2005-12-20, 4:23 PM #1

Zloc_Vergo

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OK, maybe not so much a genius, but he wrote a funny Christmas poem. A Redneck's Visit from Santa. Please note that if you are offended by redneck jokes this may not be for you, and the man who wrote this (while not a redneck himself) was drunk off his ***. Enjoy it.

[EDIT]I changed it to a .txt file for ease of opening[/EDIT]

I had a blog. It sucked.

2005-12-20, 4:31 PM #2

Greenboy

No they aren't!

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.txt would have been better.
I love the poor writing style, it really fills out the written by a redneck perspective. >.>

o.0

2005-12-20, 5:17 PM #3

sum1givusaname

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2005-12-20, 5:30 PM #4

Commander 598

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It should be sent to Larry The Cable Guy.

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2005-12-20, 5:39 PM #5

gbk

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Thats the best thing I ever read.

And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.

2005-12-20, 6:39 PM #6

kyle90

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I wrote a computer nerd version of TNBC a few years back; I should see if I can dig that up... if it still exists.

Also, that was funny as hell. The drunkenness really carried over into his writing.

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