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NO! No! Bad William Hung!! BAD!!!!
2004-06-05, 10:40 AM #1
NO!!!

NO!!!

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Think while it's still legal.
2004-06-05, 10:43 AM #2
OH DEAR GOD!!!!!!

Actually, "She Bangs" is probably the best I've heard him sing... which is sad.

As a singer, I find his voice offensive.

[This message has been edited by DogSRoOL (edited June 05, 2004).]
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2004-06-05, 10:50 AM #3
You just now found out he has a CD? Wow...Personally, while I find it "only in America" stuff, I congratulate him. The guy just found a way to pay for the rest of his college, and, if he does his cards right, a whole lot more.

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2004-06-05, 10:50 AM #4
Oh
My
*******
God
...


*dies*

/nickchange Ruth Hung

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2004-06-05, 10:51 AM #5
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Customers who bought this title also bought:

CDs from The American Idol Series.
I [IMPORT] ~ Kurt Nilsen (Rate it)
Introducing Harlemm Lee ~ Harlemm Lee (Rate it)
Now 15 ~ Various Artists (Rate it)
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Queer Eye for the Straight Guy [SOUNDTRACK] [LIMITED EDITION] ~ Queer Eye for the Straight Guy (Rate it)
Oprah's Popstar Challenge ~ Various Artists (Rate it)
Queer Eye for the Straight Guy [SOUNDTRACK] [ENHANCED] ~ Various Artists (Rate it)
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After looking at this list, I think people want to punish their ears...
2004-06-05, 10:53 AM #6
THRAWN, yeah but...he sucks. He doesn't have talent.

If I apply for a job as a operation specialist doctor thing guy and I have no clue on how to operate on someone, I'm not gonna get the job.. "Even though I don't know how to cut people open I tried my best, and I have no regrets" "Wow, you know what? You are such a great guy, we're going to give you the job anyway."

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2004-06-05, 10:59 AM #7
I love this country. People with no talent make money off people who can't recognize talent, while plenty of good unsigned artists make barely anything.

God bless America.

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[This message has been edited by DogSRoOL (edited June 05, 2004).]
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2004-06-05, 11:08 AM #8
I'll have you know every country has its idiots.
Its only us 'free speech' countries that suffer for it

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2004-06-05, 11:55 AM #9
I don't know anything about that guy, but I just heard about 5 seconds of one of his songs from a website SAJN listed and it sounded awesome.

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2004-06-05, 11:56 AM #10
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Words cannot express how much I appreciate what Mr. Hung has done for me. His words raise the spirit, his voice is pure magic, lifting the listener up to a higher plane. I listen to William's music and I believe I can fly (just as he sings in the song "I Believe I can Fly")

It is truly inspiring to have a young man who believes in himself really make it, thumbing his nose at critics who say that to make it you have to have "the look" or a "hot body" or "some talent" or "the ability to carry a tune". And you know what's really great? He not only believes in himself, he believes in EVERY ONE OF US! You can hear that honesty in one of the best songs on the CD "William Hung Words of Gratitude", the opening song, in which he connects with the listener with the lyrics "... [and] I wish all of you the best of luck in whatever you choose to do with your lives". (Here, he actually takes a big chance in introducing a "spoken word" song, in which he succeeds magnificently.)


Congratulations William. Let us hope this is the beginning of a long long career in musical magic and life-affirming wisdom.


I am crying now... </font>


HAHAHAHAHA!

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2004-06-05, 12:29 PM #11
He's better than any pop star I can think of.
2004-06-05, 12:32 PM #12
Kurt Nilsen wasn't that bad, but he totally wasn't the best at the World Idol thing. I liked the Pan-Arab woman.
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2004-06-05, 3:46 PM #13
'Kay. I haven't heard this guy, but I'd like to hear one of you detractors concisely explain why you don't like this guy.

Using reasons besides "he sucks!" and "he has no talent!".

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2004-06-05, 3:48 PM #14
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Jon`C:
He's better than any pop star I can think of.</font>


Sadly, I must agree with you.

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2004-06-05, 3:49 PM #15
Amazon.com has a music sampler, you know. You can play samples from his CD in IE, WinAmp, etc.

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2004-06-05, 3:50 PM #16
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Thrawn42689:
You can play samples from his CD in IE, WinAmp, etc.</font>


Why the hell would you want to?!!??

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2004-06-05, 3:57 PM #17
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Thrawn42689:
Amazon.com has a music sampler, you know. You can play samples from his CD in IE, WinAmp, etc.

</font>


NO. For the following reasons.

1) I don't wish to make my headphones or speakers die from the burden of outputting something THAT bad.
2) I'd like to retain my sanity
3) I'd like to retain my hearing
4) I don't sing at ALL and I know for a fact I'm better than him. As bad as I might be, he's worse. At least I'll sound like I'm singing and not like a dying animal begging to be shot.
5) I don't think I can come up with any more reasons, but those are good enough.

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2004-06-05, 4:08 PM #18
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Jon`C:
He's better than any pop star I can think of.</font>


Indeed. Take away the sound editing, and I'm sure he sounds better than Britney.

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2004-06-05, 4:21 PM #19
He's a better singer than me.
2004-06-05, 4:25 PM #20
Not the best singer ever, but I wouldn't say the worst ethier, hes fine. whats the problem?

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2004-06-05, 4:52 PM #21
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by phoenix_9286:
NO. For the following reasons.

1) I don't wish to make my headphones or speakers die from the burden of outputting something THAT bad.
2) I'd like to retain my sanity
3) I'd like to retain my hearing
4) I don't sing at ALL and I know for a fact I'm better than him. As bad as I might be, he's worse. At least I'll sound like I'm singing and not like a dying animal begging to be shot.
5) I don't think I can come up with any more reasons, but those are good enough.

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Um...I was talking to Tracer. Tracer wants to know why he sucks. Must I quote every post in order to respond to it?

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2004-06-05, 5:14 PM #22
He's the best evidence that American Idol is a piece of trash. He was kicked out of the running but they gave him his own cd anyways! Pathetic.

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2004-06-05, 5:46 PM #23
Listen up kiddies... William Hung proves that you DON'T have to be talented to make it big in America! You can suck so much butt and STILL make money as long as you are clueless that you suck and people will only buy because they love seeing you make a butt out of yourself! Only in a America!

Man, that is so sad. Living in infamy must be better than living as a nobody it seems.

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2004-06-05, 5:58 PM #24
Listen, this disparity exists on many levels.

A man who can throw a ball into a hoop/ hit it very far / carry it from one end of the field to another gets paid more than people who do services society actually needs.

People find something they like about Mr. Hung, as people find other things that they like and waste their money on. I find him on the same level of offensiveness as any major artist or celebrity or what have you that I don't like. Good for them, they made money, I sure as hell ain't spending it.

Now if you excuse me, I'll be spending +$200 on a very rare item. It's called an air guitar, and I hear it goes for alot more than it's being sold for!

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2004-06-05, 6:25 PM #25
thats my boy... we about to do a remix to the remix of she bangs G'ed up style... get off his nuts man. Just cuz hes on his grind dont mean you gotta spit on him.

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2004-06-05, 6:31 PM #26
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Think while it's still legal.
2004-06-05, 6:41 PM #27
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">As a singer, I find his voice offensive.</font>


Thrawn12495: I don't much care about this guy one way or the other, but it's comments like this one by dogsrool that really get my goat.

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2004-06-05, 7:04 PM #28
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Tracer:
Thrawn12495: I don't much care about this guy one way or the other, but it's comments like this one by dogsrool that really get my goat.

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You have a goat? what's it's name?


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2004-06-05, 7:09 PM #29
Mine is named Boozer!

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2004-06-05, 7:12 PM #30
It's ironic that his name is HUNG! Huh, huh?

/waits for laughter.

Fine, be that way.

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2004-06-05, 7:18 PM #31
Not a double post. Really.

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2004-06-05, 7:20 PM #32
It's kinda funny: this was the last thing I listened to before my sound card malfunctioned. No joke. My left channel is dead.

Coincidence? Methinks not.

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2004-06-05, 10:10 PM #33
Fry's Electronics has an awards ceremony that we hold once a year. Mostly consists of breakfast, singing, and awards. Our Assistant Manager did that "She Bangs" song, as a parody to William Hung, but I had never heard it before. Now listening to William Hung, I have to say my Assistant Manager was much better.

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