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I'm such a freaking bachelor.
2005-12-23, 10:42 PM #1
It's 10:45pm and I'm currently eating cold sloppy joe meat mixed with ranch dressing and salsa for dinner. For breakfast this morning I ate a ranch dressing and ketchup sandwich, no meat.

Post your strange eating habits.
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2005-12-23, 10:47 PM #2
At the moment I'm eating some really weird sugar free cookies my friend and her sister made. They taste....interesting.....

When I was in the dorms I ate oranges all the time and ramen for breakfast. Now I just eat either vegetables or sugar. We have a thing of frosting sitting on our counter and I just randomly will get a spoonful of frosting and walk around the house with it my mouth. My friends don't understand that....they also don't realize the deliciousness of french fries dipped into milkshakes. :gbk:
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2005-12-23, 11:10 PM #3
French fries and milkshakes are a great combination... I like strawberry the best. These days I live on juice and vitamins mostly, but I have weird stuff around here too like "soy nog" and sauerkraut (dunno what to do with it yet).
2005-12-23, 11:22 PM #4
I'm on a bit of a clemintine kick. aside from that - red meat, carbs and junk food are my favorite. What I actually eat depends on whether I'm at home or at school.
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2005-12-24, 12:36 AM #5
Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill:
It's 10:45pm and I'm currently eating cold sloppy joe meat mixed with ranch dressing and salsa for dinner. For breakfast this morning I hate a ranch dressing and ketchup sandwich, no meat.

Post your strange eating habits.


that is so gross haha!
2005-12-24, 12:47 AM #6
I eat two cans of cottage cheese everyday.
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2005-12-24, 2:28 AM #7
Originally posted by Masq:
These days I live on juice and vitamins mostly, but I have weird stuff around here too like "soy nog" and sauerkraut (dunno what to do with it yet).

My advice: throw the sauerkraut away.
2005-12-24, 3:52 AM #8
I just don't eat any vegetables whatsoe'er. I'm more carnivore than omnivore.

And fires in banana milkshake is the win. Finally, someone who appreciates the deliciousness!
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2005-12-24, 5:52 AM #9
i once ate weetabix and mayonaise,

wasnt a tasty meal.
2005-12-24, 6:05 AM #10
Hot chocolate fudge cake, with ice cream and chips.

Sweet and savoury goodness.
2005-12-24, 7:05 AM #11
Ahh, sauce, my favourite food group.

We used to make hotdogs with ketchup, mustard, mayonaise, bqq sauce, and chili sauce way back in highschool. If there's a better way to get heartburn, I dont wanna know about it.
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2005-12-24, 7:25 AM #12
Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill:
For breakfast this morning I hate a ranch dressing and ketchup sandwich, no meat.


*barfs*
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2005-12-24, 7:58 AM #13
I'm a college student, so the strangest things that I've eaten have been expired.
pizza that's been in the fridge for a few months, cans of soup listed to expire more than a year ago. stuff like that.
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2005-12-24, 8:03 AM #14
Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill:
Post your strange eating habits.
I put rice in my omelettes. I also eat poutine far too often and I put crazy amounts of mustard on whatever I can.

I'm not a huge fan of sweets. I generally find American (United States) candies to be particularly revolting. I prefer my snacks/treats to be a bit saltier, or to be a bit more subdued. I enjoy a piece of candy from time to time, but I'd rather eat a wedge of cheese than a chocolate bar.
2005-12-24, 8:07 AM #15
Update: The following recipes didn't work so well.
Soy "nog" + whiskey.
Sauerkraut + soy sauce on hotdog bun.

It's not "emergency room" bad, just "how old was that sauerkraut again?" bad.
2005-12-24, 8:52 AM #16
I once had day-old onion rings and a 2L bottle of Coke for breakfast. Mmmmm...
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2005-12-24, 8:56 AM #17
My favorite is chocolate pop tarts with peanut butter smeared between them... It's like an oreo, and a reese's peanut butter cup of death.
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2005-12-24, 9:53 AM #18
melted hershey bars on hot dogs.

omg soooooo goood!!!!! :D everyone has to try it, i call em shmore-dogs

and i eat deoderant sometimes.
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2005-12-24, 9:55 AM #19
Originally posted by Ewoklover:
and i eat deoderant sometimes.

I did that a few years ago, tasted nasty and kinda burned.

Not that weird, but chips on a turkey sandwhich are awesome.
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2005-12-24, 9:55 AM #20
Originally posted by Ewoklover:
and i eat deoderant sometimes.



let me be the first of many to ask what the **** is wrong with you??!
2005-12-24, 10:43 AM #21
This summer I lived entirely on cantaloupes.
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2005-12-24, 10:46 AM #22
ok. I've come to one conclusion. Between the messing around with various chemicals (*coughkyle90*) and our eating habits, it's a wonder we Massassians aren't endangered species.
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2005-12-24, 11:49 AM #23
I've woken up, realised I somehow managed to leave half a can of beer from the night before and, without thinking, quickly polished it off.
Then five minutes later it dawned on me that I'd achieved a new low: beer breakfast. :(

Last day before going back home is always interesting as you empty the perishable foods from the fridge. This year I sat on the sofa snacking on raw broccoli and a loaf of bread.
2005-12-24, 11:52 AM #24
beer breakfast wins, i always get drunk the day after a night of heavy drinking, it cures hangovers instantly.
2005-12-24, 12:46 PM #25
A bit of the hair of the dog that bit ya?
2005-12-24, 12:48 PM #26
I just eat bread 24/7

when I'm bored, I go eat some bread
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2005-12-24, 2:34 PM #27
Urg... How do some of you people eat like that everyday? I'm surprised your not dead from malnutrition.
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2005-12-24, 3:13 PM #28
I lived for 2 months on 99p pizzas.
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2005-12-25, 9:03 AM #29
Originally posted by Ewoklover:
and i eat deoderant sometimes.


Oh man... When I read that I couldn't stop laughing!! :D

You didn't just try it once? You consume deoderant on a regular basis? OMG! Hahahahah.
Got a permanent feather in my cap;
Got a stretch to my stride;
a stroll to my step;
2005-12-25, 9:04 AM #30
I have this strange diet that few seem to know about. It's called EATING HEALTHY.
2005-12-25, 9:09 AM #31
Macaroni with chicken, where the macaroni isn't part of a salad.
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2005-12-26, 9:09 AM #32
Originally posted by gbk:
This summer I lived entirely on cantaloupes.


I did that once. Let's just say there were some...er..."digestive difficulties."

I can't recall the grossest thing I've ever eaten, but I had a pretty good bachelor moment the other day. I was sitting in my trashed room, in my boxers, chugging a carton of OJ while recovering from a hangover. I had a fair amount of stubble from not shaving as well. I believe it was the ultimate disgusting bachelor moment.
2005-12-26, 9:11 AM #33
right now, I'm eating boogers..... o_O

J/K... I'm not eating anything, but I am damn hungry... maybe I'll goto McDonald's (I eat fast food at least 5 days a week)
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