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The Joke Game Thread
2005-12-24, 2:36 PM #1
Rules
    Post the punchline of any joke you know, or even make up one.
    (Ex. To get to the other side)

    The next person to post will post what he/she thinks is the first part of the joke. Once again it can be made up, it doesn't even have to be real.
    (Ex. Why did the chicken cross the road? [next punchline] Because they don't have any organs!)

    That person will then post another punchline.
    (Ex. Why don't skeletons go to church?)

    Repeat.


I'll start...

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Tur-keys!
Think while it's still legal.
2005-12-24, 2:47 PM #2
What key can you eat?

A pine-scented elephant.
Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.
2005-12-24, 2:48 PM #3
[QUOTE=Victor Van Dort]Tur-keys![/QUOTE]
What do poultry start their cars with?
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My CPU's faster!
I had a blog. It sucked.
2005-12-25, 2:44 PM #4
[QUOTE=- Tony -]
A pine-scented elephant.[/QUOTE]

What do you get when your mom goes for a walk in the forest?

Because chickens weren't invented yet.
That painting was a gift, Todd. I'm taking it with me.
2005-12-25, 2:47 PM #5
Why couldn't God eat chicken?



A: The Packers won

(its a joke, lawl)
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2005-12-25, 3:00 PM #6
Originally posted by genk:
A: The Packers won


Why did hell freeze over?


A: Because he knows where all the bad girls live.
Stuff
2005-12-25, 5:50 PM #7
Originally posted by kyle90:
A: Because he knows where all the bad girls live.


Q: Why was the man's itching ointment cream bill so expensive?



A: So the man says, " That's not a penguin! It's a duck!"
Naked Feet are Happy Feet
:omgkroko:
2005-12-25, 6:17 PM #8
I read the title as The Off Color Joke Thread.

Now I'm disappointed. :(
DO NOT WANT.

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