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2004-06-02, 11:03 AM #1
so here is a good start. Hi... uh ya... well that was invigorating. bye!
No Life
2004-06-02, 11:05 AM #2
Welcome.

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2004-06-02, 11:08 AM #3
Shut up and sit down.

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Do you have stairs in your house?
Do you have stairs in your house?
2004-06-02, 11:36 AM #4
Welcome to a waste of time. Enjoy your stay.
2004-06-02, 11:39 AM #5
welcome to the massassi temple [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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What once was...
2004-06-02, 12:21 PM #6
Your soul is now ours. There is no leaving. You can check in, but you can't check out.

Enjoy your stay. Just be glad we can't actually bite you.

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Frogblast the Vent Core!

--End of Line--
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Are you finding Ling-Ling's head?
Last Stand
2004-06-02, 12:51 PM #7
Quick! Somebody give him the standard Massassi tour!

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Wiggle your big toe.
Wiggle your big toe.
Wiggle your big toe.
Stuff
2004-06-02, 12:59 PM #8
[http://www.boomspeed.com/redwingjs/allyoursoul.JPG]

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I'm not an actor. I just play one on TV.
Pissed Off?
2004-06-02, 5:38 PM #9
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by kyle90:
Quick! Somebody give him the standard Massassi tour!

</font>


Here's the closet with the souls... oh and here's the only Massassi female that doesn't run away... we have her chained to the wall.

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<Outlaw_Torn> you mean your related to that damned sasquatch, Mech?
<MechWarrior> Lets just say the part of the family tree that does fork has bossy the goat in it.

<ubuu> does hitler have a last name?
2004-06-02, 5:42 PM #10
i am not chaned to the wall, neither is Wolvy 14 and i dont know who elce, but i know there are more.

welcome to the massassi temple, please deposit your elbo on the way in for the feast tonight.

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Laughing at my spelling herts my feelings. Well laughing is fine actully, but posting about it is not.
2004-06-02, 5:43 PM #11
Where SAJN and his species list when you need him?

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Have you seen junior's grades!?
:wq
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2004-06-02, 5:48 PM #12
ignore them about the closet...

you see that red-ish glow to the east? yeah that's the lake of fire... on an island in the middle of the lake is a bag... that is where we keep the souls

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LONG LIVE DREAMCAST!!!
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2004-06-02, 11:26 PM #13
Welcome to Massassi. We generally have 5 spieces.

1) Humans. These are very rare.
2) Non Humans. Us menail peoples.
3) Trolls. Brave Admins go and bash them (see below)
4) Admins. Species unknown, suspect God. Don’t mess with them.
5) MadQuack

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I can't think of anything to put here right now.
I can't think of anything to put here right now.
2004-06-02, 11:27 PM #14
Hi and bye.

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<landfish> FastGamerr > Satan
Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum
2004-06-03, 4:25 AM #15
Welcome to Geebix v3.2.
Geebix (c) GBK 2003. All rights reserved.
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LOGIN: ROOT
PASSW: REINDEERFLOTILLA

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Welcome to MassNet, the home of soul extraction and storage.

If you have any problems, drop SN a line at 22:39:13:37:357001001.

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//MA: -cmd cd SHQ
//MA/-SHQ: -cmd run extrac64.ex*

extrac64.ex* renamed to extrac64.exe
Decompressing batch files...
Batch files loaded.

//MA/-SHQ/-extrac64: -cmd extract

Extraction utility loaded.

//MA/-SHQ/-extrac64: -cmd soul ~DARKANGEL816

Extracting...
Extraction Complete.
New soul created at #201.15.78.10:842120379

//MA/-SHQ/-extrac64: -cmd exit

//MA/-SHQ: -cmd run store128.ex*

store128.ex* renamed to store128.exe
Decompressing batch files...
Batch files loaded.

//MA/-SHQ/store128: -cmd move #201.15.78.10:842120379 to //MA/-STO/32769

Copying file...
File copied.
Renaming #201.15.78.10:842120379 to #201.15.78.10:8421OLD
Deleting #201.15.78.10:8421OLD.

//MA/-SHQ/store128.exe: -cmd exit

//MA/-SHQ: -cmd cd //MA

//MA: logout

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Thank you for using Geebix v3.2. You may now shut down the terminal.

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Violets are blue, roses are red, living like this we were already dead.
Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.
2004-06-03, 4:27 AM #16
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by THRAWN:
Welcome to Massassi. We generally have 5 spieces.

1) Humans. These are very rare.
2) Non Humans. Us menail peoples.
3) Trolls. Brave Admins go and bash them (see below)
4) Admins. Species unknown, suspect God. Don’t mess with them.
5) MadQuack

</font>


don't forget the mods, who are admin/human half-breeds [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]


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2004-06-03, 4:32 AM #17
Found it...

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Species on this website:

-Human This being exists for around 20 minutes. After that time has passed, he/she/it mutates to the next stage. See NON-HUMAN/MASSASSIAN.

-Non-human/Massassian The second stage, and for most people the last. This person is no longer a human being, for their soul is taken and kept under guard by the MBS. See MBS and HUMAN.

-Troll Ghastly being that somehow keeps their soul and floods with posts reflecting their intelligence (very low). Tend to get banned very quickly by ADMIN and MOD. Also, some have been bad enough to warrent attention from the MBS. See MBS, ADMIN and MOD.

-MOD A lesser form of ADMIN. Species unsure, suspect angelic or similar. Treat with respect. Sworn enemies of TROLL. See ADMIN.

-ADMIN Species unknown, however what data we have collected points to a deity or a god of some form. Carries the ultimate responsibily and power. Extremely dangerous being, to be treated with caution. All aspire to this position. Also sworn enemies of TROLL. Most have membership in the MBS.

-MBS The Massassi Brute Squad. Founder SithNazgul, Second In Command is Pommy, an Ex-ADMIN. An extremeist group with one purpose in mind: Utter destruction of TROLLs and protection of www.massassi.net and its members. The current group is the second. The first was disbanded by Wolfy, an ADMIN, after an incident involving his house, an extremly well aimed incendiary grenade by Checksum, and a wrong address. Safeguards have since been put into place to prevent this happening again. See ADMIN

-GBK Strange being of MOD powers. Extremely anti Microsoft, and just as pro-*nix. On technology threads regarding Windows problems or the like, he is gaurenteed to only post "Phoenix" with a link to the aforementioned browser. See MOD.

-MADQUACK EXTREMELY dangerous being. Species unknown (no one was brave enough to find out). APPROACH WITH EXTREME CAUTION.</font>


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Do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonite...
:wq

[This message has been edited by GBK (edited June 03, 2004).]
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2004-06-03, 6:06 AM #18
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by darkangel816:
so here is a good start. Hi... uh ya... well that was invigorating. bye!</font>


I think he is coming by for one post and just leaving...

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2004-06-03, 6:08 AM #19
Dude I think its a chick.

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<Outlaw_Torn> you mean your related to that damned sasquatch, Mech?
<MechWarrior> Lets just say the part of the family tree that does fork has bossy the goat in it.

<ubuu> does hitler have a last name?
2004-06-03, 6:14 AM #20
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by MechWarrior:
Dude I think its a chick.

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You mean she?

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2004-06-03, 8:46 AM #21
[http://www.lucasforums.com/images/smilies/wavey.gif]
2004-06-03, 1:41 PM #22
Ey up! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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If at first you don't succeed, lower your standards.
2004-06-03, 5:08 PM #23
Howdy.

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2004-06-03, 6:59 PM #24
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by THRAWN:
Welcome to Massassi. We generally have 5 spieces.

1) Humans. These are very rare.
2) Non Humans. Us menail peoples.
3) Trolls. Brave Admins go and bash them (see below)
4) Admins. Species unknown, suspect God. Don’t mess with them.
5) MadQuack</font>

#5 - [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

I'm wondering if I'm human or non-human, 'cause I'm not an admin, and I don't think I'm a troll or a MadQuack; I could be wrong...

What species are you newcomer? And welcome.

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2004-06-04, 1:05 AM #25
Greetings - we need an elbow feast!

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2004-06-04, 1:12 AM #26
AIIIEEE! Run whilst you still can mortal! THEY ARE COMING FOR MEEEeeee *voice begins to fade away* AHHHHHH!!!! Not my elbows!!! My spleen dosen't go there! AUUUUUGGHHh *silence*


Welcome to massassi. Hope you enjoy your stay and such.

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"Oh."
2004-06-04, 1:38 AM #27
A chick?!

*pounces*

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2004-06-04, 2:43 AM #28
Damn that bird never had a chance what a foul death.

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<Outlaw_Torn> you mean your related to that damned sasquatch, Mech?
<MechWarrior> Lets just say the part of the family tree that does fork has bossy the goat in it.

<ubuu> does hitler have a last name?
2004-06-04, 9:08 AM #29
Don't mind mech, he hasn't gotten any in a while and is.. well.. you see.

Hi.

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http://www.sporkaudio.com
gbk is 50 probably

MB IS FAT
2004-06-04, 9:43 AM #30
Once I found this praying mantis, and I kept him in a cage, and fed him grass hoppers, and...

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Do you have stairs in your house?
Do you have stairs in your house?
2004-06-04, 9:47 AM #31
I believe you have my stapler?

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Titan A.E.
Titan A.E.
2004-06-04, 12:51 PM #32
[http://forums.smirkinchicken.com/images/smilies/bootyshake.gif]
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music
2004-06-05, 7:24 AM #33
yes, i'm a "chick"
No Life
2004-06-05, 7:27 AM #34
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Correction:
Once I found this praying mantis, and I kept him in a cage, and fed him grass hoppers, and...

</font>


please don't feen him me...
sigs are fun stuff
2004-06-05, 7:33 AM #35
Welcome! um, yeah...

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"Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right." -Isaac Asimov
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2004-06-05, 7:38 AM #36
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Where SAJN and his species list when you need him?</font>

What list? Huh?

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Think while it's still legal.
2004-06-05, 8:03 AM #37
I wish i knew what to say but i dont so.....


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No Life
No Life
2004-06-05, 8:09 AM #38
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by SAJN_Master:
What list? Huh?</font>


Sorry, had you mistaken for SithNazgul... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

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Dear lady, can you hear the wind blow, and did you know
Your stairway lies on the whispering wind.
:wq
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2004-06-05, 8:14 AM #39
Hello [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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/fluffle
/fluffle
2004-06-05, 8:15 AM #40
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by SAJN_Master:
]What list? Huh?</font>

THE list...don't tell me you lost it. There are...consequences to losing that list.

[Oh yeah and welcome n' stuff]
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Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
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