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POST the Celebrity you look like!!
2005-12-26, 3:57 PM #41
71% Sania Mirza (wft?)
63% Demi Moore (not really)
60% Danny Elfman (wtf?)
58% Neve Campbell (flattering, but absolutely no resemblance)
57% Lucille Ball (haha)
56% Meryl Streep (no thanks)
47% Hilary Duff (ACK.)
46% Nana Mouskouri (no thanks)
41% Eddy Murphy (haha)
41% Anna Lindh (no thanks)

So, apparently I look like creepy old women, a black guy, and a pop star.

This program is crap.
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2005-12-26, 5:04 PM #42
I can see the Neve Campbell resemblence... not so much the Eddy Murphy though.
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2005-12-26, 5:06 PM #43
I'd still romp her.
Uh... Lucy, that is.
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2005-12-26, 5:30 PM #44
Why is your skin so pretty, Achifer?
2005-12-26, 5:32 PM #45
wtf

57% Celine Dion (nuh uh)
53% David Coulthard (who is this guy?)
52% Groucho Marx (haha yesss)
51% Shahrukh Khan (who?)
51% Jacky Ickx (I don't recognize any of these people :()
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2005-12-26, 5:37 PM #46
Coulthard is an F1 driver.
2005-12-26, 5:43 PM #47
It had two rich looking arabic men, followed by jim carrey and Anna Kornikova :eek:

The only resemblence I see in any of them is the nose. They all look like they're going to be pointy, but then they round off. they all have my nose.
It took a while for you to find me; I was hiding in the lime tree.
2005-12-26, 6:00 PM #48
A picture of Stalin is only 73% stalin...
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2005-12-26, 6:03 PM #49
Leonardo DiCaprio and Johnathan Franks. If the two of them looked anything like each other, and anything like me, I wouldn't complain. Also, I got River Phoenix and some crazy screaming lady. I think it doesn't actually do facial analysis, but just compares pixels. Stick in a profile shot - All your results will be in profile too.
Wikissassi sucks.
2005-12-26, 7:21 PM #50
66% elisha cuthbert (mmm i'd do myself)
after 7 more females, 44% river phoenix
2005-12-26, 7:33 PM #51
I'm 57% Peter Jackson apparently. Despite the fact that I've got no beard. And I'm a heck of a lot skinnier then he is. And I don't have glasses...

On the bright side I'm 49% Zhang Ziyi...I guess.
Life is beautiful.
2005-12-26, 7:44 PM #52
[QUOTE=Rogue Leader]I'm 57% Peter Jackson apparently. Despite the fact that I've got no beard. And I'm a heck of a lot skinnier then he is. And I don't have glasses...

On the bright side I'm 49% Zhang Ziyi...I guess.[/QUOTE]

Peter Jackson is skinny...
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2005-12-26, 7:47 PM #53
Ah, well he looked kinda fat in the picture that they had of him on the website. Though did he lose weight recently or something? Because every picture I've seen of him he weighs quite a bit more then I do.
Life is beautiful.
2005-12-26, 7:50 PM #54
[QUOTE=Glyde Bane]Peter Jackson is skinny...[/QUOTE]

Compared to you, fatty!


Muahahaha!
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2005-12-26, 7:57 PM #55
[http://eur.news1.yimg.com/eur.yimg.com/xp/reuters_ids/20051005/i/2407527191.jpg]

Yeah.
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2005-12-26, 8:11 PM #56
Whats even better..



Put a picture of a celebrity in there and have it find celebrity matches...
2005-12-26, 8:12 PM #57
[QUOTE=Glyde Bane]Peter Jackson is skinny...[/QUOTE]

As of like, six months ago, yeah. :p
2005-12-26, 8:12 PM #58
This thing sucks. Through and through.
2005-12-26, 9:23 PM #59
After a few funny results with pictures of weird expressions, and also it saying a picture of a baby chimp looked like Hillary Clinton, I put in a decent picture of myself and got:

69% Kevin Costner
66% Jim Morrison
66% Celine Dion (Hmm...)
66% John Lennon
62% Ralf Schumacher
62% Steve Vai
60% Hans Frank (Nothing like being told you're a Nazi...)
60% David Beckham
60% Helen Clark
59% Benjamin Netanyahu

Could've been worse I suppose...
2005-12-26, 9:39 PM #60
DesertPike: I have no idea who that is...
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2005-12-26, 9:45 PM #61
[QUOTE=Glyde Bane]A picture of Stalin is only 73% stalin...[/QUOTE]

I tried Hitler, and he never even showed up in the match. I figured he wasn't in the database. But if Stalin is there... :confused:
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2005-12-26, 10:47 PM #62
1st pic:
64% Natalie Portman
62% Sophie Macreau
61% Charlie Chaplin
58% Vincenzo Bellini
57% Mia Farrow
57% Ben Affleck
56% Iris Chang
54% Keira Knightley

2nd pic:
69% Katie Holmes
68% Helena Bonham Carter
67% Jodie Foster
67% Mae West
65% Courteney Cox
65% Sandra Bullock
64% Avril Lavigne
63% Neve Campbell
63% Shirley MacLaine
63% Liza Minnelli

3rd pic:
70% Asia Argento
68% Naomi Watts
68% Halle Berry
67% Shania Twain
66% Emma Watson
65% Shakira
65% Hillary Rodham Clinton
64% Cate Blanchett
64% Henry Fonda

I categorically refuse to post any of the pictures I used, but it's funny because I get Julia Styles all the time, never any of the other people though
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Me: I have no idea
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2005-12-26, 11:30 PM #63
Two pictures both say I look like Jason Biggs (aka american pie)...
Ridiculous.
Anyhoo...
Second picture had better results so here goes:

Jason Biggs 61%
Keanu Reeves 61%
Louis Mountbatten (?) 56%
Miklos Feher 53%
Johnny Carson (hells yeah) 49%
Andie Macdowell 48%
Michael Douglas 48%
Astor Piazzolla 46%
George Clooney 43%
Vladimir Lenin 41% (is this the dictator?)
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2005-12-26, 11:43 PM #64
Damn Ach, no Phil Hartman?
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2005-12-27, 12:52 AM #65
And now I'm just being silly...

54% Yoko Ono
53% Tim Burton
53% Jawaharla Nehru
53% Rabindranth Tagore
50% Kim Dae-Jung
48% Lucille Ball
45% Uday Hussien
44% George W. Bush (haha)
42% Bette Davis
42% Andriy Shevchenko
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2005-12-27, 2:26 AM #66
Shahrukh Khan (huh?)
Olusegun Obasnajo (see above)
Nicolas Cage (who?)
Jane Birkin (No resemblence + who?)
J. K. Rowling (...)
Allen Iverson (no resemblence)
Julianne Moore (I'm not a middleaged woman >.<)
Kobe Bryant (Not really)
Sergei Prokofiev (absolutely no resemblence)
Emma Watson (Eh, I can sorta see it.)

Tried another pic, this time crosseyed, but same general angle and such.
Pablo Escabar (huh?
Tom Cruise (Ok)
Howard Hughes (k)
Joseph Conrad(who?)
Juan Manuel Fangio(^)
Billie Holiday(No.)
Michael Moore(Maybe if i was OLD)
Ro Tae-woo (I dont look asian at all)
Keanu Reeves (Funny)
Bruce Lee (^)

o.0
2005-12-27, 3:00 AM #67
It told me I look like Pele, and then various other black people, which I thought was pretty cool.

No simon Pegg though (or Seth Green).

Booooooo.
2005-12-27, 3:54 AM #68
WTF?????

OH HELL NO!!!!
The cake is a lie... THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!
2005-12-27, 3:55 AM #69
Ahhh... that's much better
The cake is a lie... THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!
2005-12-27, 3:58 AM #70
Hi Halle. :p

I think I got Jodie Foster from something like that once too.
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2005-12-27, 4:37 AM #71
That photo is so much more jim carrey than johnny depp :p
2005-12-27, 5:15 AM #72
Liek wtf.

Roger Ferderer 67%
Britney Spears 63%
Ville Valo 62%
Madonna 61%
Michael Jackson 59% (WTF? :mad: )
Greta Garbo 58%
Yasser Arafat 58%
Natalie Portman 58%


so... wtf? :(
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2005-12-27, 5:27 AM #73
I also tried a chimp picture, it returned George W Bush 84% :D

Arnold Schwarzenegger looks 72% Jim Morrison
Hitler was 68% Jim Carrey :confused:
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2005-12-27, 7:00 AM #74
Originally posted by CaveDemon:
I also tried a chimp picture, it returned George W Bush 84% :D


That's incredible, mainly due to the fact that george bush's resemblence to himself is only better by 3% :D
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2005-12-27, 8:13 AM #75
first pic.

arthur eddington 56% (i can see some resemblance to my grandpa, so it could look like me.)
Morgan freeman 50%
celine dion 50%
helena bonham carter 49%
nana mouskouri 49%
james a. garfield 48%
martina hingis 47%
paul allen 45% (who?)
junichiro koizumi 45% (who?)
micheal moore 43% (WTF)
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2005-12-27, 8:22 AM #76
Originally posted by quesadilla_red:
And now I'm just being silly...

54% Yoko Ono
53% Tim Burton
53% Jawaharla Nehru
53% Rabindranth Tagore
50% Kim Dae-Jung
48% Lucille Ball
45% Uday Hussien
44% George W. Bush (haha)
42% Bette Davis
42% Andriy Shevchenko



Yes... you most certainly are Japanese.
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2005-12-27, 8:30 AM #77
SavageX, I thought that WAS a picture of Jim Carrey. Jesus, you look exactly like him.
Think while it's still legal.
2005-12-27, 9:28 AM #78
Originally posted by Zell:
D'oh! I'm some old dude.


Not the senator?
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2005-12-27, 10:13 AM #79
Originally posted by Martyn:
That photo is so much more jim carrey than johnny depp :p


yep
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2005-12-27, 12:29 PM #80
Bono? O.o

Ah, another picture says I look like Nick Cave. Much much better.
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