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From Russia with love
2004-06-04, 7:32 AM #1
MiG 29 Fulcrum
[http://www.geocities.com/fearmeforiamthethingfromyouranus/jets/MiG29_03.txt]

Su-27 Flanker
[http://www.geocities.com/fearmeforiamthethingfromyouranus/jets/SU27_01.txt]

Su-37
[http://www.geocities.com/fearmeforiamthethingfromyouranus/jets/SU37_02.txt]

But we've seen all these before, check out this other pair:
MiG-35
[http://www.geocities.com/fearmeforiamthethingfromyouranus/jets/MiG35_01.txt]

Su-47
[http://www.geocities.com/fearmeforiamthethingfromyouranus/jets/SU47_03.txt]
phwoarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, I like this one

That russian pair from the french open final weren't half bad either.

I now have a future shopping list to aim for:
http://www.su-47.com/packages/

Technically this is old news, but I feel relatively safe of being old-n3wzed, except for sithnazgul and firefox...
2004-06-04, 8:26 AM #2
The commies would remove the parachute and eject you when you reach the peak of the flight. And then they would laugh their commie laugh.

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2004-06-04, 9:04 AM #3
Is this a thread to display your love for all things russian? If so...

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2004-06-04, 12:59 PM #4
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Flexor:
Is this a thread to display your love for all things russian? If so...
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2004-06-04, 1:56 PM #5
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by R_ivi_N:
And then they would laugh their commie laugh.

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What does that sound like? I still don't get why the new Battlefield doesn't have Russia as one of the super powers. I mean their fighter jets are great and they did invent the AK-47 right?
2004-06-04, 2:11 PM #6
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Cloud:
...and they did invent the AK-47 right?</font>



No, technically the Germans did. Good luck getting them to admit that though...

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2004-06-04, 2:13 PM #7
No the AK is russian. However, it borrowed a lot from the STG 44 (NOTE THE STG! ITS NOT MP44! AHHHHHHH).. anyway. Yeah it borrowed from the STG44.
The STG44 was the worlds first true assault rifle.


And yes, the Su-27/35 are beautiful planes.

I personally think the 27/35 is the most graceful and beautiful plane out there.
I also love the Tupolev Bear

[http://www.fas.org/nuke/guide/russia/bomber/tu-95h_1.jpg]

The tupolev Blackjack is an awesome looking plane too. A rip off of the B-1 nevertheless its awesome.

[http://www.fas.org/nuke/control/start1/text/image/rfphotos/tu160blackjack.jpg]

[http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/ac/row/s37.jpg]

Nother -47 (aka S-37)

[http://www.fas.org/nuke/guide/russia/airdef/mig-31-DDST8911769_JPG.jpg]
That's a Mig-31. Nice aircraft. If there are four of them in a flight, one can act as an control aircraft for the other three. Pretty cool if you ask me.

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2004-06-04, 9:13 PM #8
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by SithNazgul:
No the AK is russian. However, it borrowed a lot from the STG 44 (NOTE THE STG! ITS NOT MP44! AHHHHHHH).. anyway. Yeah it borrowed from the STG44.
The STG44 was the worlds first true assault rifle.
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If by borrow you mean took a Sturmgewehr prototype (the Maschinenkarabiner 1942 with a nearly identical gas operating system) and made the internal spacings larger to allow for higher tolerance then yeah, the AK-47 is completely Russian...

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2004-06-04, 10:47 PM #9
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2004-06-05, 12:03 AM #10
Vodka! w00t!

Bad I never had any.

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2004-06-05, 3:20 AM #11
[http://www.venus.dti.ne.jp/~kimiz/PICTURES/SOME/Spectrum%20HoloByte/TETRIS.JPG]

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2004-06-05, 4:45 AM #12
Did you know Tetris was originally a cold war weapon designed to infect American computer systems in the late 80s?

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2004-06-05, 8:05 AM #13
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Emon:
Did you know Tetris was originally a cold war weapon designed to infect American computer systems in the late 80s?

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Are you serious?
2004-06-05, 8:25 AM #14
[http://www.geocities.com/fearmeforiamthethingfromyouranus/jets/SU47_05.txt]
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

I remember hearing about some russian stealth aircraft they couldn't get funding for about 10 years back, don't remember what it was and can't seem to find any info on it either.
2004-06-05, 11:06 AM #15
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by GHORG:
I remember hearing about some russian stealth aircraft they couldn't get funding for about 10 years back, don't remember what it was and can't seem to find any info on it either.</font>


The MiG 1.42/MiG 1.44/I-42/I-44/MiG 35/MiG 39 "Raptor Killer" (there's a picture of it in the first post).

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2004-06-05, 3:51 PM #16
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by R_ivi_N:
The commies would remove the parachute and eject you when you reach the peak of the flight. And then they would laugh their commie laugh.

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They're just never going to live communism down...

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2004-06-06, 8:04 AM #17
mr kalashnkov (sp) is russian Therefore the ak47 is a russian weapon

different design to any other gun making it simple to use

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2004-06-06, 8:11 AM #18
Mr.Klashkinov denies any affiliation whatsoever reguarding his guns and the Sturmghweher.

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2004-06-06, 10:10 AM #19
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by -Monoxide-:
Mr.Klashkinov denies any affiliation whatsoever reguarding his guns and the Sturmghweher.

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You think he'd actually admit to copying a german design? After being awarded Hero of Socialist Labor, the Stalin Prize and the Lenin Prize, was granted Doctor's degree, promoted to the rank of Colonel, awarded three Orders of Lenin, Order of the Red Banner of Labor, Order of the Patriotic War First Class, and Order of the Red Star? That's like saying Mikoyan-Gurevich would admit to using the Focke-Wulf Ta 183 prototypes in the designing of the MiG 15.

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