zomg newgrounds

Link courtesy of Ishi who originally showed it to me in the chat.

Post your favorite flash movies!

That one

I had never seen that one before but that was pretty wicked.

That was beautiful. *tear*

http://www.fat-pie.com/berries.htm

Language Warning

Was that by the same guy who made that I hate ebaums flash?

loses points for lack of vin diesel

gains more points for pure awesome

9 word for u:


This IS the Ultmate showdown right here in Massassi

This is funny.

http://devnull.adfreenet.com/swf/zwr.swf

Psh, who needs Vin Diesel when it has Chuck Norris and Samuel L. Jackson?

together, the two are a match to diesel, but alone, vin diesel reigns supreme

/me registers http://www.chucknorrisrapesvindieselsface.com/

[edit - sorry, newgrounds has enver been acceptable for massassi]

Yep

[edit - silly dud, newgrounds isnt allowed]

Terrible Secret of Space.

Although, I just heard that song a few nights ago, and that animation is.. everything I hoped it would be. And more.

[QUOTE=Cool Matty]Psh, who needs Vin Diesel when it has Chuck Norris and Samuel L. Jackson?[/QUOTE]

AND BLUE MAN GROUP TOBIAS!!!!

*swoonlurve*

Vin Diesel wins, and is the original. End of story.

**** Chuck.

[QUOTE=Dj Yoshi]Chuck Norris wins, and is the original. End of story.

I'd **** Chuck.[/QUOTE]

fixed.

The Mas$acre on Newgrounds. Awesome Rob Zombie song in the background, amazing animation (if you have EVER worked with flash, you know how hard that is to achieve), and great action.

[edit - silly flirb, no newgrounds!]

[edit - newgrounds bad]

-duh.

[edit - see above]
Well, anything by David Firth, really. I won't bother posting more, because Monoxide and Thrawn already posted links to his site.

[QUOTE=Dj Yoshi]Vin Diesel wins, and is the original. End of story.

**** Chuck.[/QUOTE]

I've gone into lengthy discussions of the merit of Vin Diesel, Chuck Norris and Mr. T in Comp Sci... (We don't really... do anything in that class)

We've basically arrived at the conclusion that Vin Diesel is just simply too derivitive to be funny. You could put any action hero in place of Vin Diesel, and it would still work and be funny.

Exemplum
When Vin Diesel goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

Replace Vin Diesel with Arnold Swartznegger and it's still funny.


However, Chuck Norris and Mr. T. have their own special things that lead their facts to be original and humorous.

Exemplum Deux
Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

Exemplum Deux (cont.)
23. That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence.

The originality based on their own merits make those funny. You can not replace Vin Diesel, Jean Claude Van Damme or anyone else into those and still have them be funny.
The Victory goes to Chuck Norris and Mr. T

You've forgotten the fact that Vin Diesel is a big dork. He plays DND! This is an integral part of the humour.

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/mensroom

This one is my favorite.

The Vin Diesel jokes are just Bill Brasky jokes with Bill replaced with Vin.

-But then again, perhaps Vin is just one aspect, or facet, of Bill Brasky. Like the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit. Or Snap, Crackle, and Pop.

The last person to make eye contact with Mr. T was Ray Charles.