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Vin Diesel downs each meal with a cupful of Tide detergent. It comes out clean and he never has to wipe because of it.

Vin Diesel invented a new form of mathematics that only uses the number 666.

The name 'Vin' comes from the latin meaning of 'he who has ****ing awesomeness'. The name Diesel comes from a McDonalds happy meal toy of the hamburglar and means 'made in South Korea'.

There is no "I" in team. There are two "I"s in Vin Diesel. **** you, team.

The original C3PO was played by a gold construction paper-wearing Vin Diesel. Unfortunately, George Lucas fired Vin from the cast because he wouldn't stop calling Luke "a little *****" every time the camera was rolling.

Vin Diesel has been shot twelve times in the back and skull with a .45 magnum rifle and walked it off.

A Japanese man once kept a Tamagotchi alive for ten years, and it evolved into a sentient being. That sentient being is Vin Diesel.


Ah... that's enough for now. Ten bonus points if they don't come off of the top 30.

Kill one man and you are a murderer; kill millions and you are a conqueror; kill them all and you are Vin Diesel.

Vin Diesel once entertained partygoers by turning a plate of nachos into an adorable puppy, and then eating it.

If you ask Vin Diesel any question in Romanian he must answer it. But afterwards the life of your first born child is forfeit.

Vin Diesel's long-time friendship with H. P. Lovecraft was the inspiration for the Beatles' "White Album."

Never expose Vin Diesel to sunlight. Never get Vin Diesel wet. And never, ever, feed Vin Diesel after midnight.

Vin Diesel's first name is short for Vinnaquinouliciopoulossiferstein. It is a traditional Swiss name.

Vin Diesel does not love Raymond.

Vin Diesel can fit two rolls of quarters in his foreskin. He discovered this on a fishing trip with the late Charles De Gaul.

Vin Diesel rearranged is "I End Lives."

Once presented with the facts, scientists could no longer ignore the possibility that Vin Diesel's spit in the primordial soup probably started life as we know it, and he is now being tried by the UN for crimes against humanity.

Vin Diesel always gets head shots in Counter Strike.

If you go into a dark a room and repeat "Vin Diesel" three times, he will appear with several ewoks and proceed to make fun of you until you die, proving once and for all that words alone, not just sticks and stones, can kill you.

Every time Mr. T pities a fool, an angel gets it's wings. As a result, heaven has a massive surplus of wings. Mr. T tried to help by piting every fool who didn't earn wings at death, but that just seemed to make the problem worse. Angel wings are out of production until further notice.

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According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the **** down.

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The concept for the Super Mario Bros. series (including the "Mario Bros." game) was actually invented by Vin Diesel. He did not have to jump on anything (simply walking was sufficient to pound anything in his way into a pancake), but he did regularly destroy overhanging bricks with his head. This is theorized to be the cause of his baldness.

Vin Diesel is an ugly tramp.

And his testicles are way too big for his head.


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All hospitals in the United States are mandated to have Kryptonite-powered lightsabers on hand in case Vin Diesel needs surgery.

Did you know that Vin isn't his real name, and that it is actually short for Invincible?

Vin Diesel gives women orgasms by looking at them.