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Carebears must die
2005-12-29, 1:20 PM #1
The latest murder.
Rockets shoved in the bum + gasoline.
I have a think for killing carebears.... :p :p

Post your destructive ways of murdering carebears!

We were kicking the burning peices at each other and our feet kept on litting on fire so we had to stomp em out in the bank lol.
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2005-12-29, 2:00 PM #2
Now that I know of your sadistic tendencies, I'll be sure to stay clear. :eek:
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2005-12-29, 2:12 PM #3
I say this every time carebears come up in a thread:

They are the most terrifying creatures known to man. First off, they're bears. Bears eat people. They're bears that can shoot deadly radiation out of their chests and they frequently use teamwork to kill their prey.
2005-12-29, 3:11 PM #4
I'd never even heard of them until we found them in my friends room while "experimenting" with her clothes.

I had no Yams.
nope.
2005-12-29, 3:15 PM #5
I've been arrested for less.
2005-12-29, 3:43 PM #6
"Today we're lookin at the amazin' teenage sacraficial ritual of 'Carebear Slaying', now, we'll try not to get too close to 'em, what with they're emo-tendencies and violent nature, lets just wait and see, hopefully we have the anti-venom we nee-- what? we don't? Oh ****..."
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
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2005-12-29, 3:43 PM #7
Originally posted by Baconfish:
while "experimenting" with her clothes.

I had no Yams.


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Uh, what?
2005-12-29, 3:45 PM #8
>.>
<.<
nope.
2005-12-29, 8:48 PM #9
Originally posted by RN2804:
[http://www.ee.columbia.edu/~uday/Site_Images/suppandi/thumbnails/Shocked%20Suppandi_jpg.jpg]

Uh, what?


I concur. What were you smoking my friend, AND WHY WEREN'T YOU SHARING?!?!?!
50000 episodes of badmouthing and screaming like a constipated goat cant be wrong. - Mr. Stafford
2005-12-29, 8:51 PM #10
Originally posted by Forsakahn:
I concur. What were you smoking my friend, AND WHY WEREN'T YOU SHARING?!?!?!


Although that is not me, I would not share with Massassi.

I would get raped. buttsecks is rampant.
2005-12-29, 10:17 PM #11
I count 12?

Crazy.
2005-12-29, 11:58 PM #12
Man, I wouldn't mess with carebears dude. They are part of the union. One day you might wake up to find the head of your favourite GI Joe commando lying next to you in bed. That's how powerful they are.
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2005-12-30, 12:18 AM #13
Cartoon characters violently set aflame, someone looking confused, and previously metnioned cartoon characters toting assorted weaponry. In the same topic. I'm not sure whether I enjoy or am frightened by this.

And, holy crap, I just posted.
2005-12-30, 1:21 AM #14
lol
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2005-12-30, 11:41 AM #15
IT'S MUUUUURN!
Cordially,
Lord Tiberius Grismath
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2005-12-30, 2:42 PM #16
I'm having flashbacks of those stupid Country Bears that Puglar kept posting. This reminds me of the set that he impaled on a car antenna and then set them ablaze.

Ah, good times.
2005-12-30, 3:49 PM #17
I don't think it would surprise any of you to see that I have a few pictures of random teddy bears being destroyed... unfortunately they're on my school computer and the backup disk I also have them on is corrupted or something (whoever said that those super-cheap DVDs I bought back in the summer were a rip-off was right). However there's still the video... (it's "Part 2")
Stuff
2005-12-30, 3:51 PM #18
once i get a bayonet for my rifle i'll have to get a carebear, stab it... then while the bayonet is still in it's stomach fire one round through it...

i'll tell you how far it flies
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