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☖ Forums → Discussion Forum → Massassi Rap Battle, Round 2: Victor Van Dort vs Thrawn[numbarz]
Massassi Rap Battle, Round 2: Victor Van Dort vs Thrawn[numbarz]
2005-12-29, 7:55 PM #1
Back once again, it's the Shiggar Fraggar! Wait, no. It's the Massassi Rap Battle!

For the Massassi initiates, Victor Van Dort is the same person as SAJN_Master. He just likes to change his name to annoy us.

We had some trouble with this one, due to people not sending me any raps! First we had Wuss vs Jedikirby, then SAJN vs Ubuu, then SAJN vs Jedikirby, and finally SAJN vs me. SAJN vs Yoshi was considered, but Yoshi said he would be unable to contain himself in such a battle. So here we go!

MRB Round 2 : Victor Van Dort vs Thrawn[numbarz]

Whoever wins this round will be the finalist, and go up against Daft Vader in the MASSASSI RAP BATTLE OF THE CENTURY
2005-12-29, 7:58 PM #2
Thrawn because he knows what a rap battle actually is, not that VVD didn't have som slick rhymes.
Pissed Off?
2005-12-29, 7:59 PM #3
Minus 5 points because you said SAJN like it was a word and not 4 seperate letters. Also minus 25 points for making the beat and rapping. >.<
Think while it's still legal.
2005-12-29, 7:59 PM #4
both were good, thrawn wins.

needs more rounds!

are the raps live and unrehearsed? if not, they should be.
2005-12-29, 8:00 PM #5
[QUOTE=Mr. Stafford]are they live and unrehearsed? if not, they should be.[/QUOTE]

Oh man that would be so horrible
2005-12-29, 8:00 PM #6
would allow better consideration for the better rap battler though
2005-12-29, 8:03 PM #7
It's would be cool, but also kind of tough to pull off unless everyone were in the same room.
Pissed Off?
2005-12-29, 8:04 PM #8
all you need is a good beat looped and a conference type mic convo.
2005-12-29, 8:06 PM #9
Wow, both of you guys are good. Really good. I'm gonna have to get my act together if I'm going to take either of you on.

I voted for S-A-J-N, but it was really close. Sajn was a little bit too rushed, but had a lot of content and some good rhythm. Thrawn still has the most awesome voice though.

Cheers.
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2005-12-29, 8:07 PM #10
Originally posted by 'Thrawn[numbarz:
']Oh man that would be so horrible

Agreed. It HAS to be rehearsed. :p
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2005-12-29, 8:08 PM #11
doesnt that kinda ruin the concept though?

it should have multiple rounds of unrehearsed dissing, in rhythmic form... i thought thats what the whole point of a rap battle was.
2005-12-29, 8:10 PM #12
Yeah but we're not rappers and this is the internet. :p
2005-12-29, 8:11 PM #13
AND THAT IS WHY GOD HATES YOU THRAWN
2005-12-29, 8:12 PM #14
SCREW YOU GOD IM TURNING JEWISH, I HEAR THEY DONT BELIEVE IN YOU
2005-12-29, 8:13 PM #15
OMG THRAWN OFFENDED ME I DEMAND HE IS PERMABANNED
2005-12-29, 8:19 PM #16
omg I'm going to make a thread telling the admins about you spe
2005-12-29, 8:27 PM #17
Originally posted by God:
Don't make me smite you two!

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2005-12-29, 8:31 PM #18
i cant decide, both are excellent.

I like SAJN's enthusiastic hardcore american accent, but thrawn numbaz is more in rythem.

I'll have to think about it
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2005-12-29, 8:35 PM #19
SAJN just slipped me an under-hand 50 euros.

I have decided he wins
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2005-12-29, 8:36 PM #20
/chloroform
Think while it's still legal.
2005-12-29, 8:39 PM #21
Originally posted by Ruthven:
SAJN just slipped me an under-hand 50 euros.

I have decided he wins

Britain's using Euros now! :eek:
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2005-12-29, 8:39 PM #22
He converted it >.>
Think while it's still legal.
2005-12-29, 8:49 PM #23
Since thrawn participated, If I get a mic, I'll make a track .. this is too awesome hahah
一个大西瓜
2005-12-29, 11:27 PM #24
I totally want to get in on this.

Someone make me a beat. i'm erroneously under-equipped.
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

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2005-12-30, 1:20 AM #25
Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill:
I totally want to get in on this.

Someone make me a beat. i'm erroneously under-equipped.


17-1 odds he sings about gurlz :D
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2005-12-30, 2:25 AM #26
THRAWN42689 ****ING WINS, *****ES.
2005-12-30, 11:09 AM #27
Both were really good, but thrawn just seemed to have a little something different that pushed the vote.
2005-12-30, 11:15 AM #28
LOL

You two please don't EVER change
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2005-12-30, 11:17 AM #29
Wow, this is close. The votes are practically tied.
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2005-12-30, 11:33 AM #30
I really like both ALOT, but voted SAJN.
2005-12-30, 11:47 AM #31
I'm running out of money to pay people off >.<
Think while it's still legal.
2005-12-30, 11:51 AM #32
WHY ISN'T SAJN LOSING????
2005-12-30, 12:01 PM #33
I liked Thrawns cause its got cool rithym (don't bother with spelling) and I thought Victor's was cool cause it reflected the forum.
Nothing to see here, move along.
2005-12-30, 12:06 PM #34
Sorry SAJN, i did like your rapping better...although Thrawn's voice is so uber DJ sexy that I just had to vote for him
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2005-12-30, 1:24 PM #35
Ack mein splien!
Think while it's still legal.
2005-12-30, 1:27 PM #36
I'AM WITH THRAWN ALL THE WAY!!!!
Nothing to see here, move along.
2005-12-30, 1:29 PM #37
Whammo!


(thrawn raps with style y0)
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2005-12-30, 2:22 PM #38
Thrawn gets my vote.
nope.
2005-12-30, 9:35 PM #39
Went with SAJN. The rhymes were mad awesome.
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