I spent the entire morning throwing up. I threw up like 3 times. It sucked. Well on New Years Eve my mom and dad went to a party and some friends came over my house and we LAN'd. Well as a joke I said to my mom earlier that day "Are you sure you can really trust us with all that booze in the house, alone on New Years?" She responded "...Why, should I worry?" I then assure my mom it was just a joke, and that was that. Well apparently I caught the flu really bad, and when I got up this morning, I ran in the bathroom and just...exploded with vomit all over my bathroom (Mmmm..tastey). Then I threw up two more times. My mom was like "What WERE you doing last night!!" and my dad kept asking me if I had a headache. NOW they know I didn't drink, and that I really have the flu, when I showed them my 102 temp. Man, what horrible timing. Stupid flu.

/bleeeeeeeeeergh

I would post that nelson picture, but I'd probably go to hell for it. Feel good soon!

Why would they care if you drank?

Because he's underage, and it's their booze.

Bah. Your dad knows nothing. You can be horribly hung over and be headache-free.

He only got drunk once in his life...and it was with his professors in college >.<
My mom doesn't drink more than a cup of wine every now and then.

I see

[QUOTE=Victor Van Dort]He only got drunk once in his life...and it was with his professors in college >.<[/QUOTE]

And that was how SAJN was born.

*burn*

[QUOTE=Victor Van Dort]He only got drunk once in his life...and it was with his professors in college >.<
My mom doesn't drink more than a cup of wine every now and then.[/QUOTE]
So why do you have all this booze in your house?

Every family has a huge stockpile of liquor for some reason.

Mine doesn't.

Others just have huge stockpiles of guns.

[QUOTE=The Mega-ZZTer]Mine doesn't.[/QUOTE]
We almost always have about atleast a pack of beer under our ownership, a bottle of vodka, bottle or two of whisky, and some rum. We do have a stockpile, to some extent

sounds like you got tanked

Um...cooking purposes?

Hangovers suck.

2 aspirines, a beer and a hot shower usually does the trick though.

Haha, now that's what I call irony!

(Reference to OP's post)

It's true. Most of the time they don't even drink it.

My parents still haven't opened the bottle of rum from Dominica. Er, probably because they don't want to get wasted in seconds in front of us, but still...

My mom made Kalooa (sp) and has two full bottles.

Kahlua

Most of our random bottles of booze were gifts. Or at least the ones that dont get drunk are.