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Not only can dogs help the disable...
2006-01-02, 8:29 AM #1
... cats can too, if they were this cat:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060102/ap_on_re_us/911_cat_call
The cake is a lie... THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!
2006-01-02, 8:31 AM #2
Wow, smart kitty! :eek:
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2006-01-02, 8:33 AM #3
And dogs *can* look up.
2006-01-02, 3:58 PM #4
That is so cute. I want a kitty. :(
2006-01-03, 12:21 AM #5
Quite a cat. Of course the real reason the cat called 911 was the fact he was afraid he would lose his food supply if anything happened to the man.
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2006-01-03, 12:31 AM #6
Nonsense. There was this woman about a year ago (ok, this sounds like an urban legend already) with 9 cats and a dog or something like that. She collapsed and...
The cats ate her.
And killed the dog.

-Monsters.
2006-01-03, 1:41 AM #7
If they have no food, a cat will eat it's owner. A dog will starve to death.

It's really a tradeoff between intelligence and loyalty.
2006-01-03, 1:46 AM #8
[QUOTE=Vincent Valentine]If they have no food, a cat will eat it's owner. A dog will starve to death.

It's really a tradeoff between intelligence and loyalty.[/QUOTE]
But what if the dog is aware it could eat its owner but chooses not to? I'd rather starve to death than eat my collegues when stranded on a mountain, and that doesn't mean I'm dumb.
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2006-01-03, 1:49 AM #9
Originally posted by Emon:
But what if the dog is aware it could eat its owner but chooses not to? I'd rather starve to death than eat my collegues when stranded on a mountain, and that doesn't mean I'm dumb.

It's hard to say what you would do in a life or death situation that you rally have no personal experiences to comapre to.

I think I'd eat people if I had to.
2006-01-03, 2:03 AM #10
We've been cut off, we have to resort to cannabalism.
2006-01-03, 2:04 AM #11
Originally posted by tofu:
It's hard to say what you would do in a life or death situation that you rally have no personal experiences to comapre to.

This is true, but not really the point. Let's just say I chose NOT to eat my collegues. It's not a matter of intelligence or capacity.
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2006-01-03, 3:30 AM #12
Originally posted by Emon:
This is true, but not really the point. Let's just say I chose NOT to eat my collegues. It's not a matter of intelligence or capacity.


What if somebody made soylent green using your dead collegues? Would it then be more passable?
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2006-01-03, 3:39 AM #13
You're missing the point. >_>
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2006-01-03, 3:45 AM #14
my cat has trained me to do everything for it, cats are smartest
2006-01-03, 4:06 AM #15
Wow. Just wow.
My dog would never do that for me...
She can't reach the phone ><
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2006-01-03, 9:09 AM #16
[QUOTE=Vincent Valentine]If they have no food, a cat will eat it's owner. A dog will starve to death.

It's really a tradeoff between intelligence and loyalty.[/QUOTE]
Uhm, yeah, except for those Rotweilers that eat people's faces off while they're still alive! :p
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