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Let's see your mom do this
2004-06-04, 7:48 PM #1
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/nationworld/2001943916_caesarean01

Now that is frigging messed up

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2004-06-04, 7:52 PM #2
Wow.... just.... wow.... O_o

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2004-06-04, 7:54 PM #3
pfft. I did that with all 23 of my kids.

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2004-06-04, 10:06 PM #4
YOU gave birth to 23 babies? You had man-babies???

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2004-06-05, 12:26 AM #5
They were Murrn-babies. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

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2004-06-05, 12:30 AM #6
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">From article:
Asked what guided her in the operation, she replied, "I had slaughtered chickens and other animals."</font>


Hmmm

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2004-06-05, 12:32 AM #7
amazing.

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2004-06-05, 1:33 AM #8
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2004-06-05, 1:36 AM #9
:| ouch... a brave woman.

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2004-06-05, 2:52 AM #10
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Galvan took photographs while his colleague, Dr. Jesus Guzman, opened Ramirez up to find that her uterus had returned to its normal size and stopped bleeding and that she showed no signs of infection.</font>

O_o

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2004-06-05, 6:33 AM #11
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2004-06-05, 6:58 AM #12
There's another child that will be raised hungry and uneducated.

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2004-06-05, 8:08 AM #13
That's one brave woman, this article kind of reminds me of the guy who chopped of his own hand to escape from something.
2004-06-05, 8:26 AM #14
Holy @#$%! 0_0

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2004-06-05, 9:08 AM #15
Holy crap!
I'm impressed.

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2004-06-05, 9:12 AM #16
Whoa, that's really something O_o

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2004-06-05, 2:17 PM #17
its fake, i bet it was just a doll inside of her
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2004-06-05, 2:22 PM #18
That's cool how she managed to cut the umbilical before passing out.. but.. um.. it doesn't say what happened after that. Did she just come-to a few minutes later? Was she out for a few hours? All the while the baby just sitting there? Sorry, but I'm a little skeptical until these crucial details are explained.

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2004-06-05, 2:58 PM #19
yeah I agree with freelancer.. What physical proff is there that she could preform a Caesarean section on herself? You dont just butcher away at your own stomach in fear of killing your own unborn child.. Then when the kids is free.. You have internal organs to worry about.. If you cut yourself, you would be in shock, unless your suicidial.. You just dont care.. I mean there is the other side of the medical issue if she did accomplish this.. Unsterile cutting tool.. big chance of infection with a open wound.. my personal favourite.. anmonia.. especially in the mountians.. When a wound is open, or a force is applied on it.. Chances of gangreen are real.. and can kill withn 5-6 days if the person is still without medical aid..

This is funny and so very wrongly made up.. If you can back up actual evidance, not just internet jargon.. Your one to prove me wrong.. Only way I could be proven wrong is actual video footage.. of her exiting the premesses of her rescue that day.. If this was realy, surely the rescue footage would be around somewhere..

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2004-06-06, 8:17 AM #20
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Freelancer:
That's cool how she managed to cut the umbilical before passing out.. but.. um.. it doesn't say what happened after that. Did she just come-to a few minutes later? Was she out for a few hours? All the while the baby just sitting there? Sorry, but I'm a little skeptical until these crucial details are explained.</font>

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Ramirez believes that she operated on herself for about an hour before extricating her child and then fainting. When she regained consciousness, she wrapped a sweater around her bleeding abdomen and asked her 6-year-old son, Benito, to run for help.</font>

doesn't say how long, but sounds like it was just a few minutes.
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by SilentSavur:
Then when the kids is free.. You have internal organs to worry about..</font>

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">By sitting forward in the traditional Indian birthing position instead of lying down, Ramirez unknowingly ensured that her uterus was directly under the skin and that she would not cut her intestines. Her incision was considerably higher than the one a doctor would make, and Galvan believes she was very lucky she didn't do serious damage.</font>

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by SilentSavur:
Unsterile cutting tool..</font>

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Galvan doesn't know if Ramirez tried to sterilize the knife before she operated.</font>

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by SilentSavur:
Chances of gangreen are real.. and can kill withn 5-6 days if the person is still without medical aid..</font>

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">When she regained consciousness, she wrapped a sweater around her bleeding abdomen and asked her 6-year-old son, Benito, to run for help.

Several hours later, Cruz and a second health worker — whose combined medical knowledge was limited to handing out medicines — found Ramirez alert and lying beside her live baby.

Cruz sewed her 7-inch incision together with a regular needle and thread. A professional C-section incision measures about 4 inches, Galvan said.

The two men lifted mother and child onto a thin straw mat, lugged them up vertical rock-strewn horse paths to the town's only road, and drove them to the clinic 2-1/2 hours away.

Ramirez was given basic emergency medical attention before she was transferred with Orlando in the backs of two different pickups. They bounced for eight hours over winding, hole-riddled dirt roads before making it to the hospital in San Pablo Huixtepec, about 240 miles southeast of Mexico City.
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by SilentSavur:
Only way I could be proven wrong is actual video footage.. of her exiting the premesses of her rescue that day.. If this was realy, surely the rescue footage would be around somewhere..</font>

yeah, right. It really sounds like the sort of place with cameras everywhere...
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Though there were no witnesses available to confirm her account, the two obstetricians who examined her 12 hours after the birth are wholly convinced. And no one in her village challenges her story.

"We were astonished," Dr. Honorio Galvan said in an interview at the San Pablo Huixtepec hospital south of Oaxaca City, where Ramirez was taken.

"I couldn't believe that someone without anesthesia could operate on herself and still be alive. To me, it is incredible."

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Galvan acknowledges that there may be skeptics, but he has heard Ramirez give her account several times, "always with the same details."

Galvan also relied on the testimony of the village health assistant, Leon Cruz, who initially was summoned to help Ramirez and who described in detail what he saw when he arrived. It was not possible during a recent visit to contact Cruz in Rio Talea, a town of about 500 people where there is only one phone.

"From what we saw, it was evident this surgery was not done by anyone with medical knowledge," Galvan said. "There is no doctor or healer in the village, and it is highly doubtful that anyone would have been able to do this to her. If they had, it is such a small town, the word would have spread quickly, and we would have known. A whole village can't lie. What would they have to gain?"
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and now that I've quoted most of the article, maybe it'll teach you to read a story before claiming it's rubbish.
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2004-06-06, 8:22 AM #21
Jesus is a spanish name pronounced 'Hey zues', and means 'Jesse' in English. ph00bs.

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2004-06-06, 8:29 AM #22
I read the headline, then decided, "I'm not going to read this."

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2004-06-06, 9:25 AM #23
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by -Monoxide-:
Jesus is a spanish name pronounced 'Hey zues', and means 'Jesse' in English. ph00bs.

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No, they mean Jesus, like the Jesus. Not jesse, you ph00l.

Hey-zeus Christia = Jesus Christ.

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2004-06-07, 12:16 PM #24
I don't understand why some of you think this is implausible.
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