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Now this is just scary

2006-01-03, 3:39 PM #1

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So I was browsing the news today, when I happened upon this little article. Words simply cannot describe my astonishment at this. A dolphin? A DOLPHIN? How crazy can you actually get?

Life is beautiful.

2006-01-03, 3:42 PM #2

ECHOMAN

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2006-01-03, 3:44 PM #3

Zloc_Vergo

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Words cannot begin to describe out ****ed up that is.

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2006-01-03, 3:45 PM #4

JediKirby

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Oh, it's a male dolphin. At first, with a name like Cindy, I thought this was some kind of new age lesbian crap. I'm glad to see that God still has a place in the aquarium chapel!

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2006-01-03, 3:47 PM #5

Ruthven

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She's british, that explains it, our women are pretty crazy

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2006-01-03, 3:47 PM #6

Petmc.

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lets switch her dolphin with a great white, lol

but i suppose if she really loved that dolphin.......

but still......

thats ****in sick man!

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2006-01-03, 4:25 PM #7

Vin

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Humans can't safely have sex with male dolphins. They're too strong.

2006-01-03, 4:40 PM #8

Jedigreedo

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Dolphin of steel, Woman of tissue

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2006-01-03, 4:41 PM #9

Vegiemaster

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[QUOTE=Vincent Valentine]Humans can't safely have sex with male dolphins. They're too strong.[/QUOTE]
And you know this... from experience?

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2006-01-03, 4:42 PM #10

Delphian

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Originally posted by Jedigreedo:

Dolphin of steel, Woman of tissue

GOLD!

2006-01-03, 4:45 PM #11

Ewoklover

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Correct me if i'm wrong, aren't dolphins the only other species beside humans that have sex for plesure?

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2006-01-03, 4:50 PM #12

Thrawn[numbarz]

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Someone watched Hitchhiker too many times

2006-01-03, 4:57 PM #13

Chewbubba

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*slaps self in head*

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2006-01-03, 4:58 PM #14

zanardi

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Originally posted by Ewoklover:

Correct me if i'm wrong, aren't dolphins the only other species beside humans that have sex for plesure?

I thought it was sheep or llama.. something in that family.

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2006-01-03, 5:14 PM #15

Ruthven

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erm, i think u'll find chimps have sex for recreation

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Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2006-01-03, 5:14 PM #16

Spork

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Originally posted by Ewoklover:

Correct me if i'm wrong, aren't dolphins the only other species beside humans that have sex for plesure?

Humans, dolphins, and bonobo chimps. Hopefully not all at the same time.

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2006-01-03, 5:17 PM #17

Glyde Bane

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Originally posted by Spork:

Humans, dolphins, and bonobo chimps. Hopefully not all at the same time.

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2006-01-03, 5:44 PM #18

Baconfish

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A new meaning to "So long and thanks for all the fish?".

Ewww.

nope.

2006-01-03, 6:33 PM #19

Wolfy

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I can imagine the headlines now.

"DOLPHIN DIVORCES WIFE: 'SO LONG, AND THANKS FOR THE FISH, *****.'"

(Damn you, Baconfish!)[/size]

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2006-01-03, 6:38 PM #20

Avenger

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Originally posted by Ewoklover:

Correct me if i'm wrong, aren't dolphins the only other species beside humans that have sex for plesure?

Some primates do too.

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2006-01-04, 4:54 AM #21

Mort-Hog

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Originally posted by Avenger:

Some primates do too.

like your mom.

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2006-01-04, 5:24 AM #22

Jep

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So that's why she makes those sounds...

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2006-01-04, 7:12 AM #23

Prince Xizor

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wow. thats just...weird.

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2006-01-04, 7:20 AM #24

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I married a pie once.

:em321:

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2006-01-04, 7:47 AM #25

Jep

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And you starred in a movie with said pie, didn't you? o.O

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2006-01-04, 7:47 AM #26

Lord Kuat

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Originally posted by MBeggar:

I married a pie once.

:em321:

I hope you wore protection.

2006-01-04, 7:49 AM #27

Temperamental

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This thread is scarring me for life...

2006-01-04, 7:49 AM #28

I am the Stig

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annd of course im the only one thats ever seen that episode of family guy.

[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.

2006-01-04, 7:50 AM #29

Jep

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Yes

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Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2006-01-04, 8:26 AM #30

- Tony -

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Well, she's got good taste.

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2006-01-04, 8:28 AM #31

Jep

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Fried or sauté?

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2006-01-04, 6:54 PM #32

Spiral

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I heard male dolphins unload gallons of semen with a force that could break a human's neck.... she'd better be careful

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2006-01-04, 7:16 PM #33

Vin

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Actually, the force of a male dolphin's thrust would likely break her back.

2006-01-04, 7:56 PM #34

Wolfy

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[QUOTE=- Tony -]Well, she's got good taste.[/QUOTE]

That + discussion of mb's pie = eeeeeeew.

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2006-01-05, 12:40 AM #35

BoricuaDelight

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lmao that must be why dolphins are such happy creatures...(in reference to spiral and vinny's comments)

2006-01-05, 1:13 AM #36

Sarn_Cadrill

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this thread is useless without pics.

...
what?

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